Dan6061 Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Can we stop making jokes about cancer now please? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Lol at how this thread went from anonymous confessions to dishing out jade goody jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 What's Jade Goody getting for easter?Cremated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
weirdoku Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 What's Jade Goody getting for easter?CrematedOoooo burn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Ooooo burn!Intentional? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Dig Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 I think it was an oscar wilde like play on words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 The caliber of jokes in this thread is shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Connor Powell Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jade goody has cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jade Goody has cancer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jade Goody has cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted March 5, 2009 Report Share Posted March 5, 2009 Jade Goody has cancer.QFT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Who's Jade Goody? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 A big brother bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 with a slap head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 You lot are a bunch of f**king animals! Someone is dying of cancer and all we can offer her are page upon page of vile and disgusting jokes? Come on now!Jade, I hope this message finds you well, and I'd like to offer you my support:There are a few clumps of hair in the drain in my bath. They're yours if you want them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 You lot are a bunch of f**king animals! Someone is dying of cancer and all we can offer her are page upon page of vile and disgusting jokes? Come on now!Jade, I hope this message finds you well, and I'd like to offer you my support:There are a few clumps of hair in the drain in my bath. They're yours if you want them.I was going to rip you a new one for being overly sensitive until the last line, you f**k!Anyway, whoever it was who changed the confessions password, your a genius. I was going to do that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 6, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I was going to rip you a new one for being overly sensitive until the last line, you f**k!Anyway, whoever it was who changed the confessions password, your a genius. I was going to do thatWhy change it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 I didnt, I would have. Just keep it between a few people rather then having everyone on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 topic has gone stale a little now though hasnt it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinJI Posted March 6, 2009 Report Share Posted March 6, 2009 Yeah, whoever changed the password could at least post up what's on there couldn't they, rather than just changing the password so no one else can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 7, 2009 Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 (edited) Yeah, whoever changed the password could at least post up what's on there couldn't they, rather than just changing the password so no one else can. Yeah I would have continued to post stuff.EDIT:WE HAVE A NEW EMAIL ADDRESS FOR THESE CONFESSIONStfconfessions2@googlemail.com(If someone could edit the original post that would be fantastic) Edited March 7, 2009 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 7, 2009 Done! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted March 8, 2009 Report Share Posted March 8, 2009 I blame the joker for the untimely death of this thread by posting up the password for fat pants to change it.Seems the only logical explanation as he was the only one getting the piss taken out of him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 29, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 moar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 29, 2009 Report Share Posted March 29, 2009 Seems we have our first oneFirst off, watch out, this one is a bit ill... One of my ex-girlfriends used to be very up for anal sex. We used to do it all the time, it was always a bit more exciting than regular sex. I used to love it! Anyway, this one time, we were at it but she said we might have to stop because she said it was a little painfull this time and that she was a little constipated recently. I started to cum in her and she said "no we have to stop, this hurts". So I pulled out, went to the toilet and got back in bed and slept till the morning. When we woke up in the morning I fancied a bit of nookie, so did all the usual stuff to get her turned on, we started to have sex and I soon sugested anal, to which she said "yeah ok", we got into doggy position and I slipped in the bum. We were at it for a few mins, then I started to smell soemthing pooey. I looked down to see that my johnson now had a wet brown coating, all over. I pulled out and rushed to the toilet to clean up. It was quite embarasing for her and what had obviously happened, is that my man milk over night had somehow softened her constipation. Anyway that was bad enough. A few days later at college I was taking a piss and looked at my knob, all around the tip was red and inflamed, as days went by it became increasingly painfull to pee. I went to the doctors and told him it hurt to wee. He gave me all the questions about unprotected sex etc, I didn't give up anything about the anal adventure. He prescribed me some canesten cream which did nothing. I couldn't have sex and it was really bad to pee, I had to go back to the doctors when a pussy spot apeared at the tip of my willy and I ended up telling him the whole story to which he looked pretty horrified and told me to try nappy rash cream. It did clear up eventually clear up.Moral of the story; wear a johnny for anal, or at least make sure she doesn't need to "go".I think someone might guess who this is as you are one of my close friends, but try keep it to yourself eh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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