Fishy Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude you've got pictures of your cousin naked! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Dude you've got pictures of your cousin naked!Oh yeah...Pictures can be found by googling Matt Lowe, who appears to be a guy in Telford using photography as an excuse to see loads of naked girls half his age. I'm not telling you which one she is though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Telford massiv. Ah I see, I'm going to go with the one that looks identical to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 10, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 i need to see her to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 (edited) Tbf my cousin is a glamour model... I'm thinking of showing the noodz to my oblivious grandma next time she pisses me off.Has she got her nipple pierced?Edit:Dude.. The Member No.1 is old style by the way lol.was doing that when i was in NMC.Yes.. No? Edited February 10, 2009 by Smoby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Dude.. The Member No.1 is old style by the way lol.was doing that when i was in NMC.Yes.. No?What makes you think it's that one out of all the scantily clad girls on there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 She has your breasts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 I would like to congratulate Spookeylukey3, our resident 13 year old pervert for being the only one to ask for pictures!I have found your home phone number thanks to 192.com and will shortly be ringing your mother.Pictures do exist, I just didn't think it would be a good idea to link to a portfolio full of naked girls from here...Are you stupid? You've basically proved to the internet that you have CP on your computer.Unlucky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Are you stupid? You've basically proved to the internet that you have CP on your computer.Unlucky.My cousin is 21?And the pictures are on the internet, not saved on my compter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 (edited) What makes you think it's that one out of all the scantily clad girls on there?You said shes a glamour model, theres only 6 of them on there.3 with there boobies outone with a nipple piercing, don't ask me why, but i ruled her outthen a 33.33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333...% chance that its her.why, am i right? Edited February 11, 2009 by Smoby Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt_Thibeau Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 Rofl at this thread! Keep the confessions coming this is awsome! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan-Walker Posted February 15, 2009 Report Share Posted February 15, 2009 (edited) When I was about 12 me and two friends were at the stage when your ADDICTED to fire! So we decided to walk half way across our town and start lighting small fires in this field. Needless to say, we got bored and started to light bigger and bigger fires!! but we thought it was all cool cos we had a massive wooden box to chuck on top to put it all out. But as we found out wood doesn't work that well at putting fires out as we'd hoped. In a matter of seconds half the field was in flames! We f**king made a run for it! when we reached the other side of town we could see the flames!! smoke was pouring out onto the town!! Then about 5 fire engines flew past. Turned out it had set the adjacent field alight too and most of some guys garden. To this day the fields known as firemans field and we were never caught!lol this threads quality hadoes everyone go through the stage of being addicted to fire lol ?cus i know i was for about a year, probably more than that to be honest Edited February 15, 2009 by Dan-Walker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I honestly don't care about jade goody.not a confession more of an pure hatred for the bitch which i though i should expose for your pleasure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Perkins Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I honestly don't care about jade goody.Been on the front page for like 3 weeks. Starting to piss me off now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 What's the difference between cancer and a cow? Jade Goody can't milk a cow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 Jade Goody has finally got some good news, she sold her hair dryer on Ebay for £10! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 When I said something along the lines of "Is the news about Jade Goody filed under entertainment on the BBC because that's her area of work or because that's what it is?" I got attacked from all members of the pro-completelyuselesshumanbeings brigade. I hope they will come again and justice will be served. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 I honestly don't care about jade goody.not a confession more of an pure hatred for the bitch which i though i should expose for your pleasure.Is that cap in your display picture rick? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted March 2, 2009 Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 More cancer jokes.Oh Goody. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 2, 2009 (edited) tfconfessions@hotmail.co.ukpass is 123456 if ne one can be assed to add more confessions Edited March 2, 2009 by The Joker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Police have stopped responding to calls of an evil giant shuttlecock parading the streets. Turns out all the phone calls came from the area of Jade Goody's wedding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Police have stopped responding to calls of an evil giant shuttlecock parading the streets. Turns out all the phone calls came from the area of Jade Goody's weddingI give the marriage a month...Ouch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobnobs Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 I would protest against the amount of Jade Goody hatred, but to be fair, if you are essentially selling the story of your demise, you've sunk low enough to have the piss ripped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyb Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 Is that cap in your display picture rick?Yep, found it among some picks of your bollocks on my cam it was that or your bollocks and to be honest im getting bored of seeing you balls.Bought jade goodys calender today but unfortunately it only goes up to march. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted March 3, 2009 Report Share Posted March 3, 2009 What does Jade Goody and my joke have in common?They're both going to get buried soon and I couldn't give a shit.Now that Jade Goody has written out her will, is there any chance she could leave her cancer to Amy Winehouse?Jade Goody is dying of cancer and Michael Jackson has MRSA.It's only February, and it's already turning out to be a bloody good year! This site will cause your ribs to collapse! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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