Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 I actually admire Fatpants, he gets soo much shit off the forum but he doesnt seem to mind! If i was ever to meet him again i think i'd shake his hand,and stare at that lovely arse of his.Bring Back Callum! xIve had enough of this TGS rubbish, grow up, if you dont like it then dont do it.Arse'sCallum you c*unt, take a hint. f**k off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 None of mine have come through yet, and I did them yest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 None of mine have come through yet, and I did them yest Says it takes 12 hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 None of mine have come through yet, and I did them yest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 I must say I masturbate in my mates bathroom everytime I go there.Which is about once a week. Got to say though his mam is a MILF and i acually hope she walks in and asks for a go Also I am the Spelling Bee!!! if you saw my post earlier about my fun in the snow, please learn from my mistake. i went to the doctors, i've had some minor frostbite and it's affected my erectile tissue and sensitivitey. so don't f**k snow ive always wanted to have sex with an animal,any suggestions which are the best?TRIALSFORUM SUCKS DICKI once smeared several galaxy cake bars all over my stomach and knob. It made a total mess and wasn't actually that fun either.seriously, this isn't callum.i just want him back in full membersI am currently in bed wearing girls panties while having phonesex with said girl.I generally do not feel at all welcome at home anymore. Lately it seems everyone here has just become even more of a knob than usual. I'm getting slated for things I haven't done. Siblings never seem to be in the wrong and know just how to get on the right side of mum. I never really was set on uni before but now I cant wait, just want to get out of here asap. I also quite fancy this whole idea of straight edge. Not cos I think its cool or nout, not that it isnt. Just thinking I would actually quite like to quit smoking, noone seems like they are around for drinks anymore and not really into drugs... So I think I might just quit those three for a bit. Maybe. Not straight edge, im just a quitter. This isnt really much of a confession, however... If I decide I can get my own back somehow on certain family members may confess to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 when i was alot younger my parents used to lock the door for periods of time, and one time i got real curious.. so i got a chair and looked through the glass window bit above the door. and saw my mum giving my dad head... i was so almost sick. another time i was looking through my mums room for something (cant remember what, was inly like 6) and i found her vibrator, i ddnt have a clue what it was but it looked pretty cool and did sum weird stuff so went downstairs and asked her what it was and if i could play with it, she was with a few friends she had round at the time... i know now why she was rather embarassed. still makes me feel illoh dear, was watchin sum shitty porn yeserday nd i was freakin too tired to reli bother, and i fell alseep just like half naked with my dick in my hand hahathe worste thing is, is that when i woke there was clean washing on the end of my bed.... so my mum had obviously been in... with me sittin there half naked with porn on felt well awkward when she came in from work xD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 lmao the quote that they said they fellasleep with there dick in there hand watching porn is funny as f**k! i bet the mum come in laughing :L Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 lmao the quote that they said they fellasleep with there dick in there hand watching porn is funny as f**k! i bet the mum come in laughing :LI've heard that one a million times, substituting 'clean washing' for other things - so I don't quite believe that one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 I've heard that one a million times, substituting 'clean washing' for other things - so I don't quite believe that one Yeah, it's always a cup of tea, a clean washing or some stuff from the shops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 This is the first time I've read this thread, had to be said this one made me lolI think I can design websites and do coding, but I just don't know anythingabout it. I come along and act all hard because I want someone on TF tolove me. The unfortunate thing is that because of me being annoyingtowards people, many of the people on the forum now hate me to an extentthat I will never recover. Weight weenie for life. <3 XxAnyone wanna admit to writing it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 This is the first time I've read this thread, had to be said this one made me lolAnyone wanna admit to writing it? IT WASNOT ME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Last year i lost a bet and had to get my best mates name tattooed on my arseAll the nieghbours think that I do engineering contracts around the world but in fact I go to other countries and kill people for money, it's the only thing I'm good at so I have to keep doing it to pay the bills. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Have we established who f**ked a cat to death? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 7, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Once, i got so horny, i wanted to lick a girl, which i hadnever done before, so i got my dog (female) and startedtouching it.. I stopped after i noticed it was sick, buti have wanted to do it again, many times. I once got myrabbit to nibble my ball bag, it started bleeding, i wascrying, it as so bad. I didn't want to go to mum, i wasonly 8. I also got bored in maths once, and my teacher hadthe worlds biggest tits. so as you do, i had a wank, she sawwhat i was doing, looked at me and said stay after class, idon't think anybody else saw me. She sat me down an explained shes not going to tell and body, or do anything about it. But oh my god every time i walked into her class, it was the most award thing ever! now she always wears Baggies tops, and I've seen her nipples 3 times. well one nipple each time.lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 (edited) Have we established who f**ked a cat to death?Probably the guy that now goes to other countries to kill people, maybe he desensitizes himself by seeing them all as cats.well one nipple each time Matt Edited February 7, 2009 by Themechanicalbear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 I think the wank in the maths class is some kid that goes to my school.My maths teacher has big tits and wears baggie tops sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Chinnery Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Yeah, I think I know that lad. His names sam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 You're full of it tonight aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 You're full of shit tonight aren't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 Full tonight shit aren't you of You're ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Chinnery Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....957&st=8820 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....957&st=8820Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Chinnery Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 You're full of it tonight aren't you?Pretty much, Yeah.Why?Last post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 You need to chill out a bit I think man, or you're gonna piss a lot of people off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jack Chinnery Posted February 7, 2009 Report Share Posted February 7, 2009 You need to chill out a bit I think man, or you're gonna piss a lot of people off.Im getting pissed off with others is why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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