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Jumped on a motortrials bike a year and a half ago, lost control of it and ridden of a large rock, when i landed my toes came up towards my shin :( my ankle hit the floor and the whole lower half of my eg was in peices, so i was on crutches for 6 months, and i could only walk, so riding was right out the window, so this op i had yesterday should giv me more movement in my ankle as i only had 10%.

If i had worn motorbike boots , i would have been fine.

less learnt:(

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jesus Dave! I wondered why you'd been so quiet on here! I had no idea man.

that's awful dude. Really hope that in time it gets better and you can ride again.

Rich managed to shatter both his ankles at the same time and they told him he'd never walk unaided again, and look at him now. You'll be fine, just take it easy!"

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Thanks alot guys, hopefully ill have a bike and be riding by the time im at uni, ive got si the physio backing me all the way and hes been amazing help so far, i doubt my ankle will ever be the same as it was.

but my ankle only had 10% movement after the accident and i couldnt get it in a 90 degree posistion, but since the sugery the surgeon has manage to get it at 90 degree woo :)

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Jumped on a motortrials bike a year and a half ago, lost control of it and ridden of a large rock, when i landed my toes came up towards my shin :( my ankle hit the floor and the whole lower half of my eg was in peices, so i was on crutches for 6 months, and i could only walk, so riding was right out the window, so this op i had yesterday should giv me more movement in my ankle as i only had 10%.

If i had worn motorbike boots , i would have been fine.

less learnt:(

That's unluncky mate, But i was practising on my motorcross bike and went round corner and fell of awkard and no-one knew what i had dont, They said they thought i broke my leg or dislicated my knee its turned out i had Dislicated my Hip and my leg was completly free out of my hip joint so my leg was freely to move however it liked. I got a helicopter ride so that was awesome, But i stayed in hospital for 3 weeks, 6 months on wheelchair, and another 2 months on cructhes so i know how it feels.

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Think you missed my poem on msn, so ill stick it up here instead/

"dave dave dave

you may be ill

but soon you will be well

i just hope you want to be my pall

cos when you get a bike

you are really cool

because when you get on it you f**king rule

We will soon have to meet

to see you walking on your feet

we could even try some kangaroo meat

I have never seen you ride

And i would like you as my bride

As it would give me great pride

so dave oh dave get better soon

because I want you to be my drugs muel.

Found kinda bad about not posting in your thread so thought i would write you a poem to say that you should get good soon, and come down to deep dark Essex for a ride"

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Think you missed my poem on msn, so ill stick it up here instead/

"dave dave dave

you may be ill

but soon you will be well

i just hope you want to be my pall

cos when you get a bike

you are really cool

because when you get on it you f**king rule

We will soon have to meet

to see you walking on your feet

we could even try some kangaroo meat

I have never seen you ride

And i would like you as my bride

As it would give me great pride

so dave oh dave get better soon

because I want you to be my drugs muel.

Found kinda bad about not posting in your thread so thought i would write you a poem to say that you should get good soon, and come down to deep dark Essex for a ride"

Sorry to go slightly off topic

and sound like a bit of a willy

This might be ruining daves thread

so im sorry for being a d*ckhead.

But i thought i had to say

Your poetry skills are whack

What was that cack

You need to learn to rhyme my way.

You tried to rhyme "ill" with "well"

you know that sh*t aint swell

Even with your rudeboi Essex accent.

Theres no way that could sound decent.

Never mind if you said it like you was from kent.

Also you come across as a bit of a fool

As you totally mispelled mule

None of you guys from down south can write a poem

not mattb,failpants or even "has anyone seen my shoe"

Its always us mongrel midland/welsh bois that have to show em

Now dont think for one minute that this is me dissing you

As if im honest i quite like you simpson

And your fairly handsome and buff too

Its just youll never right a poem like this son.

But yea get well soon dave.

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Hahaa that made me piss so much! I'm still really laughing.... *cheers* note to self don't write poems at all, especially when really tired while drinking.

Although.....

This is now offically a poems to make Dave feel better thread, change the topic title, lighten the mood a bit :P

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