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A Decent Track Pump.


Ben John-Hynes

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I'm not so stupid as to not turn the wheel, thanks for assuming that though, also with the cheap shit rims on the crappy bikes by the time you've pumped the tyres up the rim has widened and you have to set the brake up again, so I prefer to pump it up in the stand.

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I'm not so stupid as to not turn the wheel, thanks for assuming that though, also with the cheap shit rims on the crappy bikes by the time you've pumped the tyres up the rim has widened and you have to set the brake up again, so I prefer to pump it up in the stand.

I get this ALL the f**king time.

And we've got a compressor at work, so we really fire them up. Some nipper who's got the nickname "cat shagger" because he shagged a cat (funnily enough) asked us to pump his tyres up.

So we gave him the compressor attachment and told him to poke it on the valve and then hold the button down till it stopped.

HAHAHAHAHA, the wheel just imploded and he started crying because he was so shocked. That'll teach the dirty b*****d.

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