Spider Lad Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 Creationism, Intelligent Design and theists in general who use pseudo science and their misunderstanding of it try and prove their hypotheses, like a really lame 'fighting fire with fire' tactic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 People who walk straight into the shop, and go straight for the till and ask me; "Do you have any fuses?" without even bothering to look or acknowledging me saying "Good Morning". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forteh Posted January 21, 2009 Report Share Posted January 21, 2009 My pet cats hate the hoover, masking tape on their noses, the pet snake and the shower Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 The two twatting businessmen that always stand in the doors of the train, on the side that never opens, when i blatantly have a f**king bike that's blocking people from getting on or off cos you wouldn't sit in one of the many free f**king seats, causing people to get pissed off with me.Yeah, happened tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste_racca Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Gay talk !I don't mind people being gay, don't have a problem with itfree country n all thatbut why the f*ck do they have to talk f*ckin stupid big hefty men with poncy voices a meen wtf are they doingwhy carn't you be gay but just talk normalglad i got that off my chest lmao x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Gay talk !I don't mind people being gay, don't have a problem with itfree country n all thatbut why the f*ck do they have to talk f*ckin stupid big hefty men with poncy voices a meen wtf are they doingwhy carn't you be gay but just talk normalglad i got that off my chest lmao xThen the same goes for northern accents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Smoby on here manage's to put on a normal voice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Is he northern or gay? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ste_racca Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Respect to those that don't by all means likex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 cold showers and cold shaves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Hey f**k you southern pansies, you're the ones that talk stupid for no reason! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 There are a number of things I used to hate about offices but because I've been working in one for going on three years I've started to forget what they were. Although, my company provides everyone with a mug that has their name on it. It also has phrases like 'Yes we will!' and 'Under promise over deliver' faded all over it. Mine broke . Continuing professional development sucks dick too. You can put down shit like reading the paper.Luckily I get to spend a lot of time out my office, so the things still annoy me...1. Waiting for the photocopier to warm up in the morning - always when you're in a huge rush.2. Pointless meetings.3. Rumours.4. Birthdays, Christmas and other events.5. Work days/nights out.6. Back stabbing.7. Employee moral boosters.8. Spam 'funny' e-mails.9. Workplace posters (i.e. You don't have to be mad to work here, but it helps)10. When nobody bothers to top the fax machine up with paper.11. The die-hard Cliff Richard fan.12. The one who insists they tell everyone in the office exactly what they did at the weekend - if I cared, I'd ask.13. Arselicking customers to the point where is just creepy.14. When people ring your phone about 2 times and expect you to answer in time.15. Bitchiness16. Walking past offices and hearing all the woman whispering about someone....and then it drops silent when you walk in.17. The stationary cupboard - when people don't throw away empty boxes or when they stack things so it'd bound to fall over.18. People who walk in without knocking.19. Working in IT, not a day goes by where I don't get 'This computer is running really slow today' or 'It worked fine before you did <insert completely unassociated action here>'.20. Corporate standards - which fonts to use, what size, what colour, what spacing, what margins, what print quality.21. Corporate gifts - mugs, calenders, pens, staplers, rulers, sharpeners.22. Cold radiators in Winter, hot in Summer.23. Gossip.24. Ignorant visitors who think they're above you.25. The Holiday date allowance matrix (you can't have this day off if X, Y or Z is off).26. Christmas cards.27. People cooking horrible smelling foods that travels all through the offices.28. Flickering lights.29. The gurggling noise on the water cooler when you take some water.30. People with annoying and outdated ringtone - we still have a Crazy Frog ringtone.31. PAT Testing labels.32. Expired software licenses, particularly Anti-Virus.33. Budgets, report and other crap.34. Corporate magazines 'Jeffs loves bowling at the weekend, so we had an interview...So Jeff, how long have you been a twat for?'35. The back of corporate magazines - the anniversary pages of who has wasted their entire life at the company, 'Mary has worked for ______ for 25 years! Thank you for your dedicated support to the company'....'Can I have a payrise?'....'No'.36. Running out of staples.37. People who leave the teabag on the work surface in the kitchen.38. Dress down Fridays.39. The cleaners.40. Offices. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 that shitty shite fliddly little rain that gets all over your face, and makes you really wet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 cash machines that dont dispense £5, i dont want to take a tenner out to get the bus to college ffs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 40.living up to the avatar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaffacakes Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Horses should have to be taxed.Maybe an MOT to make sure there roadworthy, and have good tread on their shoes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 20. Corporate standards - which fonts to use, what size, what colour, what spacing, what margins, what print quality.Helvetica. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Verdana 10pt. My last place it was Arial 11pt. Sometimes I break the rules and get a semi. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Verdana is horrible, and Arial is just MS's rip off of Helvetica. But I'm not gonna get started talking about fonts cos I'll find it hard to stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Yeah, Verdana is horrible. It's possibly the most boring font in the world, and it doesn't help that what I'm typing usually plunges me into the depths of corporate depression too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonCongreve Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Luckily I get to spend a lot of time out my office, so the things still annoy me...1,2,3.....40Your avatar pic now makes haha.I hate people who copy others to try and be cool and fit in.....whether it's fashion, what they do, how they act etc. An example would be guys who all wear trackie bottoms, flip flop/plimsol(sp?) things and a stupid oversized beanie half on their head. Fair enough alot of people started this and it suits them, but half of the people started wearing those things as soon as it became popular and they just look stupid. I just feel like shouting 'Be your f**king self you tool!'I also hate chavs for many reasons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Phoning UPSIf you would like this say 1, if you would like this say 2.. number go up to 8 while im screaming ONE ONE ONE..Then after half an hour... "sorry we didn't catch that"Whats the matter with pressing 1 now-adays? With my accent these things are impossible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Tea Why Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 (edited) . Edited August 11, 2021 by Mat Tea Why Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted January 22, 2009 Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 - People who breathe really loud. Especially teachers where there breath stinks of coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NVWOCI WVS Posted January 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 22, 2009 Being ill. I have a cold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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