Is Anyone On This Forum Gay?

[the_soon_to_be]

not gay, but i have seen most my mates cocks... get mine out regulary.. have no do's pinching mates arses, having a cock off, pretending to dry hump a mate,

saying that i would never nail a guy, but dont mind joking around about it...

completely metrosexual

[Skoze]

not gay, but i have seen most my mates cocks... get mine out regulary.. have no do's pinching mates arses, having a cock off, pretending to dry hump a mate,

saying that i would never nail a guy, but dont mind joking around about it...

completely metrosexual

I'm exactly the same, have no problem with it at all, but i'd never want to pork a dude.

[JonMack]

When I lived with 5 other guys we used to wee with the toilet door open

[Simpson]

When I lived with 5 other guys we used to wee with the toilet door open

At a house party once had 14 lads all pissing in the same toilet, aka bath, sink, toilet etc.

Only went tits up when someone started to scream "SWITCH" got messy after that...

[Matt Vandart]

You're all gay

Maricon

Two guys two girls=not gay there are girls there so it can't be gay unless it's just two girls then it would be gay, unless I was watching through a window whilst dry speed bumming a sheep and then it would be acceptably not gay.

Until they called the police.

f**kers.

The police were gay and when they bummed me, that made me gay, against my wishes I might add.

You're all gay.

Gays

Does being gay make it easier to touch up a 5ft wall?

If it does I'm gonna be gay.

This guy is gay

And he is sad because he doesn't get to play with tits.

Gay

[that NBR dude]

little early to be drinking isn't it?

[cadbury's cream egg]

ha ha, i mess round with my mates like feel there legs and touch there bums. m ost of em get creeped out but its funny.

also get naked quite alot around guys at band practices and stuff. i put my for skin in a hi hat and my mate stood on the foot pedal it hurt

im not gay at all though which is strange.......

[Ash-Kennard]

ha ha, i mess round with my mates like feel there legs and touch there bums. m ost of em get creeped out but its funny.

also get naked quite alot around guys at band practices and stuff. i put my for skin in a hi hat and my mate stood on the foot pedal it hurt

im not gay at all though which is strange.......

you douche.

[Fishy]

Lol at people thinking I'm gay.

Nah I'm not gay, I just go with the flow.

[NicP]

ha ha, i mess round with my mates like feel there legs and touch there bums. m ost of em get creeped out but its funny.

also get naked quite alot around guys at band practices and stuff. i put my for skin in a hi hat and my mate stood on the foot pedal it hurt

im not gay at all though which is strange.......

You dont deserve a penis if you go around doing that.

Also, I'm pretty down with things, i wouldn't do anything with a bloke, but i don't care if my legs touched or my ass and shit, maybe if my crotch was grabbed, but otherwise im pretty down to earth.

[Pagie]

Lol at people thinking I'm gay.

Nah I'm not gay, I just go with the flow.

He isnt gay... He just has moments!

Also, I'm pretty down with things, i wouldn't do anything with a bloke, but i don't care if my legs touched or my ass and shit, maybe if my crotch was grabbed, but otherwise im pretty down to earth.

Nic... Ive ouched your penis on many occasions, Youve never seemed that phased by it!

Hmmmm... Not gay! Got a wife... but yano it is fun just to touch people! especially when it gets to them!

x

(Always leave kisses at the end of posts on a male majority forum :\ ahh well all good!)

x

[aener]

Straight - though that's tradition, I reckon.

If it weren't for tradition, I think instinct would've worn off by now, and we'd all be bisexual.

[Max Quinn]

You're all gay

Maricon

Two guys two girls=not gay there are girls there so it can't be gay unless it's just two girls then it would be gay, unless I was watching through a window whilst dry speed bumming a sheep and then it would be acceptably not gay.

Until they called the police.

f**kers.

The police were gay and when they bummed me, that made me gay, against my wishes I might add.

You're all gay.

Gays

Does being gay make it easier to touch up a 5ft wall?

If it does I'm gonna be gay.

This guy is gay

And he is sad because he doesn't get to play with tits.

Gay

Wow duuude! Your so random and funny!

[Ben John-Hynes]

'I can watch porn with penises in it' - made me laugh.

Which is what I answered. I'm straighter than a really straight thing thats been straightened by the world best straightener

For that, I deem you gay!

[quick_spider]

Meanwhile, back on topic....

[PaRtZ]

When I lived with 5 other guys we used to wee with the toilet door open

When my mates came round and there was 4 of us in the house we used to do that. and poo with the door open. One of them has a tendancy of taking photos and putting them on bebo though which is ok because no one uses bebo anymore.

Im really not interested in shafting a man. Because doing it to a girl is more fun

[Luke Rainbird]

Im really not interested in shafting a man. Because doing it to a girl is more fun

To make that statement you'd need to have experienced both options. Fag.

[Nickkkkk]

To make that statement you'd need to have experienced both options. Fag.

LOL

[Haz]

I voted straight and I can watch dicks in porn.

But after pound a pint night, I can safely say I could tag team a girl in a threesome and have no problems so long as there was no same hole DP going down.

Hell, I would even be up for a high five.

[anzo]

I think most lads are the same with the whole 'joke gay' thing - to be honest I'd find it rather boring if my mates were embarressed or pissed off about me being all 'touchy feely' with them for a laugh or making such comments.

One of my mates inparticular is a nightmare though, he has a giant (and I mean giant) cock. We went to stratford for the weekend once and woke up with him sat on my chest and trying to beat me around the face with his nob - I was laughing my head off and managed to throw a couple of punches in. Although I know people who would completely freak out and probably go home.

And although, thank god, he's never done it to me, he once rubbed his finger around his bellend and shoved it in my mates mouth - also wiping his nob on your beer bottle if you happen to leave the room; but you just get used to it and learn to live with it.

The reason it doesn't bother me is because if it did, then they'd do it a lot more becuase they knew it got to me.

[N.Wood]

f**k that, I'd rather go to the pub on my own than have friends like that!

[Dave Anscombe]

I think most lads are the same with the whole 'joke gay' thing - to be honest I'd find it rather boring if my mates were embarressed or pissed off about me being all 'touchy feely' with them for a laugh or making such comments.

One of my mates inparticular is a nightmare though, he has a giant (and I mean giant) cock. We went to stratford for the weekend once and woke up with him sat on my chest and trying to beat me around the face with his nob - I was laughing my head off and managed to throw a couple of punches in. Although I know people who would completely freak out and probably go home.

And although, thank god, he's never done it to me, he once rubbed his finger around his bellend and shoved it in my mates mouth - also wiping his nob on your beer bottle if you happen to leave the room; but you just get used to it and learn to live with it.

The reason it doesn't bother me is because if it did, then they'd do it a lot more becuase they knew it got to me.

That well made me laugh lol.anyway.

I answerd straight but can watch pornowith nobs in it ....

i got no probs with gay people or bi people or what ever.......as long as they dont make a move im sound.

Dave

Edited January 8, 2009 by mrkoxx

[anzo]

f**k that, I'd rather go to the pub on my own than have friends like that!

Haha, I hear that a lot, although it's not as bad as it sounds. We've all grown up together since we were tiny and we know each others limits and don't push them, but we all give as good as we get.

Not some peoples cup of tea I admit, but we're all really good mates so theres no problem really

[JD™]

Haha, I hear that a lot, although it's not as bad as it sounds. We've all grown up together since we were tiny and we know each others limits and don't push them, but we all give as good as we get.

Not some peoples cup of tea I admit, but we're all really good mates so theres no problem really

so you're the closet homosexual?

[anzo]

so you're the closet homosexual?

How did you come to that conclusion? lol