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WAGWAN AND WHAAZZZUUUPPPP? LETS ROCK N ROLLA YOU JEWS, TALK TO ME. YOU ARE ALL STANDARD MINT PENGS, INNIT. IN A STORY INVOLVING A GNARLY WIZARD HARD OUT ON YOUR FACE, I WILL MAKE LIKE AN EGG AND BEAT IT INTO YOUR BREASTICLES THAT COOLIO IS A BARE HENCH FAG WHO SHIT THE BED LIKE A BAG OF BASTARDS. OOSH, A SLEG GOT IT'S RAT OUT, HOWEVER IT WAS LIKE THROWING A HOT DOG DOWN A FORE STREET; EPIC. THE LUSH DORDY SAID 'DON'T GET EGGY ON YOUR BELLEND, OR IT WILL BE A RARE PEKA', AND MY REPLY COULD ONLY BE, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!". MY FAVE SHAKE AND BAKE WAS COOL BEANS AND ALWAYS ON IT LIKE SONIC, IT WAS SICK FAIL.

"FOOK!", THE BEANS EXCLAIMED WITH HEARTY RESPECT AS THE HARD OUT WIZARD WAS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG AND SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WHILE THE GOOD TIMES WOULD BE RANDOM, A PIMP IS FOREVER. SUDDENLY, "OH MY DAYS!", THE SOUND WAS INNIT, IN THE COOLED BEANS...IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR WITH A SOCK ***.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU TOTAL BENDERS? HOW DO YOU LIKE A LITTLE OF THAT IN YOUR FACE AT NIGHT???? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL ANNOYED.

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WAGWAN AND WHAAZZZUUUPPPP? LETS ROCK N ROLLA YOU JEWS, TALK TO ME. YOU ARE ALL STANDARD MINT PENGS, INNIT. IN A STORY INVOLVING A GNARLY WIZARD HARD OUT ON YOUR FACE, I WILL MAKE LIKE AN EGG AND BEAT IT INTO YOUR BREASTICLES THAT COOLIO IS A BARE HENCH FAG WHO SHIT THE BED LIKE A BAG OF BASTARDS. OOSH, A SLEG GOT IT'S RAT OUT, HOWEVER IT WAS LIKE THROWING A HOT DOG DOWN A FORE STREET; EPIC. THE LUSH DORDY SAID 'DON'T GET EGGY ON YOUR BELLEND, OR IT WILL BE A RARE PEKA', AND MY REPLY COULD ONLY BE, "OH NO YOU DIDN'T!". MY FAVE SHAKE AND BAKE WAS COOL BEANS AND ALWAYS ON IT LIKE SONIC, IT WAS SICK FAIL.

"FOOK!", THE BEANS EXCLAIMED WITH HEARTY RESPECT AS THE HARD OUT WIZARD WAS ON LIKE DONKEY KONG AND SAFE IN THE KNOWLEDGE THAT WHILE THE GOOD TIMES WOULD BE RANDOM, A PIMP IS FOREVER. SUDDENLY, "OH MY DAYS!", THE SOUND WAS INNIT, IN THE COOLED BEANS...IN THERE LIKE SWIMWEAR WITH A SOCK ***.

HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT YOU TOTAL BENDERS? HOW DO YOU LIKE A LITTLE OF THAT IN YOUR FACE AT NIGHT???? I HOPE YOU ARE ALL ANNOYED.

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I think that all the mods should be banned for one day, and circus should be put in charge.

Me and Dr.Nick were talking about that a few weeks ago. There should be a national Circus day on here where he's incharge for the day. :lol:

Imagine the mayhem. :ermm:

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