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There is no such thing as jokes, until you have been on sickapedia.

sick one here, go on sickipedia for more :lol:

'This pregnant girl I know has made a separate facebook account just for her unborn child.

It's beginning to annoy me so much that I've decided to set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them. '

And:

'I was arrested for impersonating a police officer last night.

It turned out alright in the end though; I let myself go without pressing any charges'

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I bought a rape alarm, because I kept on forgetting when to rape people.

Whenever I'm cooking I always make sure there are vegetarian options, they can make do or thay can F**k OFF.

I've created a foundation for batterd women, it's really thick to hide the bruising.

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I walked into the pub toilet earlier, spotted a bloke at the urinals, and made my way to the cubicle.

Bloke laughed and said, “Embarrassed about your penis, hey, lad?”

A bit embarrassed, I said; “Of course not!” And made my way over to the urinal next to him.

What a hypocrite, he sure seemed embarrassed watching me take a shit.

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Some japan jokes; Simon Cowell is planning a releif concert in japan, supposedly it's going to bring the house down.

Some inconciterate d**khead wrote "JAPAN" on my hand today with a pen, oh well it's nothing a bit of water can't wash away.

The japan jokes are getting a bit dry now.

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<!--quoteo(post=1752103:date=Nov 30 2008, 11:31 AM:name=RETROLEO)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RETROLEO @ Nov 30 2008, 11:31 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1752103"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->afelia balls.

I.P. Daily

Ivana Humpalot

Mr. Bates

<img src="http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

I had a maths teacher that actually insisted we call him Master Bates.

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You are in bed with a hot girl and a gay guy and you are all naked. Who do you turn your back to when you go to sleep?

Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a spider. And I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could.

Knock, knock

Whos there?

isabel

isabel who?

isabel broken?I've had to Knock!

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