Kieran Morrison Posted March 2, 2011 Report Share Posted March 2, 2011 (edited) Sickipedia.org </thread> There is no such thing as jokes, until you have been on sickapedia. sick one here, go on sickipedia for more 'This pregnant girl I know has made a separate facebook account just for her unborn child. It's beginning to annoy me so much that I've decided to set up an account as a coat hanger, add the unborn child and poke them. ' And: 'I was arrested for impersonating a police officer last night. It turned out alright in the end though; I let myself go without pressing any charges' Edited March 2, 2011 by Kieran Morrison Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 (edited) I bought a rape alarm, because I kept on forgetting when to rape people. Whenever I'm cooking I always make sure there are vegetarian options, they can make do or thay can F**k OFF. I've created a foundation for batterd women, it's really thick to hide the bruising. Edited March 3, 2011 by club_card Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted March 3, 2011 Report Share Posted March 3, 2011 I walked into the pub toilet earlier, spotted a bloke at the urinals, and made my way to the cubicle. Bloke laughed and said, “Embarrassed about your penis, hey, lad?” A bit embarrassed, I said; “Of course not!” And made my way over to the urinal next to him. What a hypocrite, he sure seemed embarrassed watching me take a shit. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rhythm_101 Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 what do you call a donkey with three legs? Wonkey! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Tea Why Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 In order to prevent anti-social behaviour from children in the upcoming winter months the council have announced they will spend £4million on new vehicles to patrol the streets in the snow and scare them off. The Gary Gritters will be on the roads from December. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
club_card Posted March 6, 2011 Report Share Posted March 6, 2011 What's the difference between Football and Rape? Women don't like football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dwarf Shortage Posted March 14, 2011 Report Share Posted March 14, 2011 I had no idea my girlfriend's period was this week. Boy, is my face red! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Little Yoshi Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Just home from the world blindfolded wanking champinships. No idea where I came though. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t-comp-kierz Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Some japan jokes; Simon Cowell is planning a releif concert in japan, supposedly it's going to bring the house down. Some inconciterate d**khead wrote "JAPAN" on my hand today with a pen, oh well it's nothing a bit of water can't wash away. The japan jokes are getting a bit dry now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted April 18, 2011 Report Share Posted April 18, 2011 Why did the condom fly away all of a sudden? It was pissed off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matt Vandart Posted April 20, 2011 Report Share Posted April 20, 2011 <!--quoteo(post=1752103:date=Nov 30 2008, 11:31 AM:name=RETROLEO)--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (RETROLEO @ Nov 30 2008, 11:31 AM) <a href="index.php?act=findpost&pid=1752103"><{POST_SNAPBACK}></a></div><div class='quotemain'><!--quotec-->afelia balls. I.P. Daily Ivana Humpalot Mr. Bates <img src="http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> <img src="style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> I had a maths teacher that actually insisted we call him Master Bates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 What's the most commonly told lie in the known universe? 'I have read and agreed with the terms and conditions' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mockett Posted April 22, 2011 Report Share Posted April 22, 2011 whats brown and rimes with snoop? dr dre 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sprog! Posted April 24, 2011 Report Share Posted April 24, 2011 You are in bed with a hot girl and a gay guy and you are all naked. Who do you turn your back to when you go to sleep? Hi! Allow me to introduce myself. I'm a spider. And I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could. Knock, knock Whos there? isabel isabel who? isabel broken?I've had to Knock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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