Jordan GU Posted December 1, 2008 Report Share Posted December 1, 2008 +1 +2 lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bol Maaaaaaing Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 There were two cannibals eating a clown,One said to the other "Does this taste funny"Whats Thomas Edison's favorite band?AC/DC!My bad, Those were lame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
max-t Posted December 2, 2008 Report Share Posted December 2, 2008 One from my Carpentry and Joinery teacher the other week.What do monkeys and chainsaws have in common?They both f**k up trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigamac Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 +2 lol+3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 +3+4 ? haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_zoo Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 got this one too dayyou like f**k dumb a is who person retarded another to it Send now, this read to trying time f**kin your took you. ( now read it backwords) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jandamna Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 got this one too dayyou like f**k dumb a is who person retarded another to it Send now, this read to trying time f**kin your took you. ( now read it backwords) I dont get these "insult the reader" jokers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke_zoo Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 I dont get these "insult the reader" jokers.Read it back words and you might understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Metcalfe Posted December 4, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 Read it back words and you might understand.Still not funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus b Posted December 4, 2008 Report Share Posted December 4, 2008 there were 2 women in a plane one women said we are in a desert and the other women goes how do you know that because my hands all burnt they leave it another hour and the sticks her hand out the window and she said we are in Antarctica the other women goes how do you know that and she goes because she had frost and ice on her hand they leave it another hour and she sticks her hand out the window and she said we are in liverpool and the other women said how do you know that then the other women said because my watch just got nicked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bolty Posted December 5, 2008 Report Share Posted December 5, 2008 How did pinocchio find out that he was made of wood?He had a wank and his hand set on fire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Jesus is sitting down one day and is visioning the high rate of drug consumption on earth in later years. He thought it was a bit hypocritical of him to condemn them without first trying them himself, so he sent his apostles out to find what drugs they could.The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned Jesus, waiting at the door, hears a knock: "Who is it?" "It's Paul" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Paul?" "Hashish from Morocco" another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Mark" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Mark?" "Marijuana from Colombia" another knock ... "Who is it?" "It's Matthew" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Matthew ?" "Cocaine from Bolivia"This continues for a while until finally theres a 12th knock on the door"Who is it?" "It's Judas" Jesus opens the door. "What did you bring Judas?" "FBI MOTHERf**kERS!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 What do you call a Penguin in the desert?Lost. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mikey Tomo Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 What do you call a Penguin in the desert?Lost. Why is it in black? And i know its Lost Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Why is it in black? And i know its Losthighlight it .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) *Insert joke thats stupidly funny but appears to be sand in somebody's fanny. Edited December 7, 2008 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rumplestiltskin Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 What's green and smells of pork?Kermits finger.Oh yes indeed, comedy gold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudding Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 racist jokes arent funny mate. but ur disply pic is, is the dog licking your penis? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) racist jokes arent funny mate. but ur disply pic is, is the dog licking your penis?Yes, obviously. MY jokes are so racist.And no, my dog was licking your mums fanny. Edited December 7, 2008 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudding Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Yes, obviously. MY jokes are so racist.And no, my dog was licking your mums fanny.how old are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 how old are you?Old enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudding Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Old enough.to be. . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 to be. . .You still in NMC ? With your levels of intelligence you will be validated in no time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudding Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 (edited) LOL!Whats wierd, immature and gets a dog to lick its penis?Jarrod M Edited December 7, 2008 by pudding Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Who's never getting validated? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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