Club 18-30

[anzo]

Right, myself and two friends are looking at going to Tenerife for July 2009. I have found a lovely hotel for £571 (self catering inc. flights, insurance and tax) it looks clean and has about 3 star rating - pretty average really.

However, in the pub last night and we were looking through some brochures, in particular a Club 18-30 where they have a hotel in the same part of Tenerife for about £400, self catering inc. flight. Now, this isn't really my idea of a holiday...some f**king annoying rep forcing me to down whatever...I can do that at home.

So I'm not really 100% on this, but at the minute its 2 against 1. I've told them I've heard bad things...but hey.

I just picture them to be full of the f**king wanker lads I try to avoid on a Friday night that shout at any girl that walks past them - which would annoy the f**king hell out of me.

But anyway, do you have any first hand experience or friends who've been on these holidays - I can't help but wonder why they're so much cheaper than usual holidays.

[Joe Papasnap Maher]

From watching the tv series "Club 18-30"..id go with the..its gonna be full of twats trip.

[anzo]

From watching the tv series "Club 18-30"..id go with the..its gonna be full of twats trip.

And that...I forgot to mention the TV version of it...which will be hopehyped for TV purposes - so normally it must be even worse.

A load of hormonal twats in a clash of egos to try and shag the blonde dippy f**ker?

[Jaffacakes]

And get in countless fights along the way.

Sounds about right. Bet your room will be caked in cum stains too.

Pay the extra £200 for a nice place

[Simpson]

My 18-30's trip to Zante this year wasn't too bad. Basically as soon as we arrived we had a welcome ceremony thing where they offered you a package deal inc. A Brooze cruise with a free bar, picture boat docked in an idealic bay, with free booze, being allowed to jump off = fun. Entrance Headcandy on Saturday night (which costs 30quid easy alone) 50% off jetski hire and a coach to the bay (which saved 40quid) and load of other partys and free booze at beach partys etc. all for about 180quid which was a great laugh, but as you said full of dicks.

But doesn't mean you have to join in if you don't want to you can stay totally away from it all but just guarenteed to stay in a hotel full of people your own age in a more trendy part of town without family and little kids, with kid clubs and stuff waking you up in the morning

I think its a good idea, it gives you the chance to do the majorly battered thing, but you can have you own holiday and enjoy the area your in as well which i think is good.... and if its 200quid cheaper....

[Caleb]

i went ibiza in july and although me and my 2 mates werent on 18-30's the other 24 mates we went with were.

i didnt like the sound of it or even ibiza itself before going, but it was a good laugh. They dont force you to do anything we did stuff like lilo races then a girl from the losing team had to flash, bingo?!

we went to competitors hotels and water bombed staff and guests etc, all in good jest mind.

there was a booze cruise aswell which i managed to go on free using my mates hungover name. i thought that was pretty shit, it was cramped the 45 year old dj wasnt funny and the "free drinks" consisted of a few buckets of foul cocktail. Then again the weeks drinking and festivities had caught up with me by this point and there was plenty more flashing.

[BONGO]

ANY holiday remotely like ibiza, whether it's an organised 18-30 trip or just with mates, is my stuff of nightmares. I'd say no even if i was getting paid!

[Fish-Finger-er]

doesnt it really depend on what you want from a holiday, if you want to go on a holiday getting battered and partying every night, then its great, and you dont really notice the w*nkers that much, as 1) your ratted anyway 2) theres a good mix of people there, many of whom arent tw*ts 3) youll get tw*ts anywhere you go out drinking.

but if you want a quiet day on the beach, a chilled out evening in a quiet tapas bar, then back to bed by midnight, with nothing to wake you up, forget it.