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WHERES THE ON BUTTON

Your fish works through pressing your nipples repeatedly in the correct order followed by a squeeze of the testicles and a giration of the hips. From your position nipple press, left, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, left followed by aforementioned testicle squeeze and giration of the hips. The faster your press them, the better your fish will work.

Good luck.

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Your fish works through pressing your nipples repeatedly in the correct order followed by a squeeze of the testicles and a giration of the hips. From your position nipple press, left, right, right, right, right, right, right, right, left followed by aforementioned testicle squeeze and giration of the hips. The faster your press them, the better your fish will work.

Good luck.

Of course this action is only possible if the said piscis is not floating at the top of its tank/bowl.

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Of course this action is only possible if the said piscis is not floating at the top of its tank/bowl.

In that case you need to take some cold peas out of the fridge and rub them on your nipples before going through the standard operating procedure. Frozen peas on your nipples are like rocket fuel to fish.

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