Al_Fel Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Apparently, what actually happens in a black hole is that it bends time, and so rather than actually being sucked in and crushed, you are stretched apart, and that time slows down relative to you as you go closer into it.HmmI don't get how there can be 'small' black holes. They're all small. They're the smallest thing in the universe - singularity.If it takes a man 10 minutes to dig a hole how long does it take to dig half a hole? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 suicide Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Apparently, what actually happens in a black hole is that it bends time, and so rather than actually being sucked in and crushed, you are stretched apart, and that time slows down relative to you as you go closer into it.So how close to a black hole do you have to be to experience a pig's orgasm? It lasts half an hour apparently. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I've been working all this week, what a f**king waste.Go rape your sister then, might as well. You'll be dead in a few days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Mate, no. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boswell Posted September 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) HaHA Edited January 23, 2009 by I like #! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Maybe Polish pigs do but I think they usually last 30 seconds which still makes me jelious! Nah, pretty sure it's actually 30 minutes. Going to check though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boswell Posted September 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) Nah, pretty sure it's actually 30 minutes. Going to check though My family run a pig farm...Hold on a second! How did my topic go from black holes to pig orgasams!!! Edited September 1, 2008 by Boswell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 My family run a pig farm...Hold on a second! How did my topic go from black holes to pig orgasams!!! Any hole's a goal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Apparently, they aren't even going to collide any beams until after it's officially relieved which is the 21st of October.All their doing is shooting a beam down the full length on the 10th September.So we have an extra 6 weeks to live.Maybe we can finally burn bibles after this has been done. Sorry to any God lovers but I'm not one of you.Anyway.. heres my source http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Large_Hadron_Collider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Talked about this so many times, it will be interesting to see the results.As for the "didn't they f**k a magnet in it?" question, im pretty sure one of the builders/idiots that did something with construction of the collider left something in the machine and it took them weeks to find it (i think it was a can of coke or something) as the whole machine is massive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 That is ridiculous... how did they no it was in there.Can somebody explain in English what firing Protons is going to do other then create nuclear fusion... or is that only when they collide with something else? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 funny thing is, i've actually been there 2 years ago for a-level trip. found a few interesting facts but forgot most of them, they're fast f**kers and the facility is pretty damn big.. and costed a lot of dollars, we only visited a small section and 1 of the buildings has so much machines/computers/wires/geeky things it was just unbelievable..ermm apart from that...and got given a tour of the place by "cyclops" - (he been skiing in switz) i didn't pick up much from the trip.im not very good at science...but don't think people should worry too much, what happens happens.steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Its been built to discover (ie actually find) proposed particles that must exist in order to explain why things have mass (as an example). Quite a few bosons are mainly what they are aiming for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 That is ridiculous... how did they no it was in there.Can somebody explain in English what firing Protons is going to do other then create nuclear fusion... or is that only when they collide with something else?i think its because there's such high energy in a single atom when they collide they separate into the fundamentals into the smallest form of particle possible, which obviously isn't an atom.feel free to correct me though..don't think im right.steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrBENN Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) Dam....the worlds going to end on my birthday. Wow my birthdays going to go with a bang. Lol this year i think im gunna ask my parents for a trip to space for my birthday Edited September 1, 2008 by ..Ben-Henderson.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 rather than actually being sucked in and crushed, you are stretched apartThose are my choices? Crushed or stretched?! If the world did end just imagin how f**king great it would be. If you are going to die why not make it spectacular?I'd love to see what happens to the general crime rate figures a couple of hours prior to the experiment: ugly incest cases would go through the roof.Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 As to how they found it, I have no idea (meant to answer that earlier)Unless you have a real interest in this you arent going to understand, start reading up on quarks and that should be enough to entertain/ bore you until the machine is turned on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Listen guys, you have nothing to worry about. We know what we're doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 They aren't firing atoms at each other, this isn't splitting the atom, that's GCSE shit compared to this.They are looking for sub-sub-atoming particles. Is there anything inside of a Proton? And if there is, is that why they have mass?Technically quarks are the smallest part of a particle, but as it turns out we still have no idea what they do or how they do it. So if we can smash an particle and get a little something more than quarks out, a revolution in contemorary thinking wll emerge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Infact, if you have an interest in what this machine is trying to do, read this wiki pageMost of those particles are what interest physicists Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 As to how they found it, I have no idea (meant to answer that earlier)They haven't found it. It's just an simple model which has been legitamised by scientists world over.If it doesn't turn up, they will be pretty gutted, and will try something else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) I meant the thing one of the spanner monkeys left in the machine Edited September 1, 2008 by Has anyone seen my shoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Those are my choices? Crushed or stretched?!YupBut you'll never experience the painSmashing atoms is to make them split into their own components. In order to make them fuse, you need extreme pressure and extreme energy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Quark theory is amazing, colours and flavours make no sense to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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