Ash-Kennard Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 whats all this talk of lube, spit on the the mofo...werd gaz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Always find spit goes after like 10 mins of sex. Lube lasts a whole sesh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Always find spit goes after like 10 mins of sex. Lube lasts a whole seshso your saying spits only good until your 3rd ejaculation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Always find spit goes after like 10 mins of sex. Lube lasts a whole seshthank god for your saliva glands producing lots in 10 mins then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Seriously, don't look on the internet to self diagnose, it's bad news.Don't look at all, just go the feckin local GUM clinic/docs and get a check up, it's not hard, it's funny, you get to watch a boy touch your willy and woman look over his shoulder, it's boss.Don't be a fag and just do it and go, it's not worth just goin "O it'll be ok" or "it'll go away" cos it'll f**k you over one day.http://www.condomessentialwear.co.uk/get-helpSeriously though, they don't bite and they're all professionals.Now rubber up you tit, get some respect will you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 so your saying spits only good until your 3rd ejaculation?And 3 cups of tea for a mini break yea!thank god for your saliva glands producing lots in 10 mins thenOh yea just break the moment every 10 mins to huck one in her snatch... ever the romantic ash! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Now rubber up you tit, get some respect will you.Best thing in the whole thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Oh yea just break the moment every 10 mins to huck one in her snatch... ever the romantic ash!fool, bring some romance and sharing into it, and take it in turns, every few minutes let her spit a massive greenie onto your manhood, before you carry on with penetration,to lighten the mood, why not proclaim "the hulk is now entering the passage of doom" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 fool, bring some romance and sharing into it, and take it in turns, every few minutes let her spit a massive greenie onto your manhood, before you carry on with penetration,to lighten the mood, why not proclaim "the hulk is now entering the passage of doom"I like what you did there Your gf's must have deserts for fannys if you need lube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 How does that work...Wierd as.It's happened a few times now, I type my post and then send it. I read my post on the thread. Then Simps' post comes in higher up than mine when i re open the thread ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I like what you did there Your gf's must have deserts for fannys if you need lube.fanny dessert ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 You just put me off my cake! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Am I (this is joe btw not fletch) the only one here thinking that unless this whole business with the lubes is purely for use with anal (which lets face it its not) you guys need to be introduced to the art of foreplay...It's called go down on her for quarter of an hour, or if like me you sometimes like to just leave the missus (well ex) hanging, let her stew for an hour or so when she wants it and she will be soaking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Am I (this is joe btw not fletch) the only one here thinking that unless this whole business with the lubes is purely for use with anal (which lets face it its not) you guys need to be introduced to the art of foreplay...It's called go down on her for quarter of an hour, or if like me you sometimes like to just leave the missus (well ex) hanging, let her stew for an hour or so when she wants it and she will be soakingdead women dont secrete vaginal juices, so you have to lube up, occasionally theres enough blood from the head wound to use though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Do we also discuss the freaky shit in here as well..Bondage/Domination/Choking/Abuse..?is this a partial confession of your sexual desires, or do you just wanna chat about it?other issues i feel need addressingcross dressinghomosexualityspacedockingrise in teenage preganciesthe moral right/wrongness of a child born out of wedlock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 (edited) Do we also discuss the freaky shit in here as well..Bondage/Domination/Choking/Abuse..?I'd say fair doos to bondage. Choking and abuse however is pretty ****ing sick. Your everyday bizmar though, nothing wrong with thatis this a partial confession of your sexual desires, or do you just wanna chat about it?other issues i feel need addressingcross dressing - hilarious, brilliant fun, do it, but only if a friend will do it with you. (if you can't stop doing it, and enjoy simply wearing your sister's clothes around the house, seek medical advice)homosexuality - just not onspacedocking - i can't wait to hear what this isrise in teenage pregancies - chav c***sthe moral right/wrongness of a child born out of wedlock. - pretty wrong in my eyes Edited September 1, 2008 by thefletch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Towler Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Do we also discuss the freaky shit in here as well..Bondage/Domination/Choking/Abuse..?think that was what "The Room" thread was for... that got cloesed though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I'd say fair doos to bondage, choking and abuse however is pretty ****ing sick. Your everyday bizmar though, nothing wrong with thatbut wherre does bondage and breath play turn into choking?and where does whipping, nipple turning, playful biting etc, turn into abuse?surely the line of whats acceptable, and what is taboo, is only creating by the people(and possibly animals) partaking, and their personal boundaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Oh and always use a condom (especially if you know shes a slut)haha yeah I'll agree on this. Found out the hard way though who'd have thought. 5 pages (on a forum mostly populated by guys) on sex Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefletch Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 yea i gotta go to surgery after friday night detailed in happy thread lol. do you just go to your normal docs? or is it a special 'sex clinic' ??? lol and what happens when you get there? not that i'm scared or anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 spacedocking - i can't wait to hear what this ishttp://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spacedockseeing as you insisted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Oh god, that's nasty! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_soon_to_be Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 Always find spit goes after like 10 mins of sex. Lube lasts a whole seshor you could push the right buttons and get her wet, failing that stop being such a gentleman with this inch by inch crap and sock it to her fool, bring some romance and sharing into it, and take it in turns, every few minutes let her spit a massive greenie onto your manhood, before you carry on with penetration,to lighten the mood, why not proclaim "the hulk is now entering the passage of doom"am i the only one who finds a slobbery blowwy massively arousing, not talking full on foam at the mouth, just....dribblier than normal ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted September 1, 2008 Report Share Posted September 1, 2008 I don't want to be warned so I'm keeping out of this topic from now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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