MadManMike Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Well appartly after reading up, if ur clever ur bar blade is very important.Why?I'm not trying to stir or whatever, but it does just open bottles right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 But it has a fancy name. It must do something else! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Well, I stand corrected. Apparently you can do superawsomefantasticmegagroovytricks with them. Luckily for us mere mortals, someone has been kind enough to post a video on Youtube. Now please, don't try this at home- I reckon this guy has been a professionally trained barman for many years and this clearly isn't something just anyone can do.Link. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 "Simple spin" HAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 "Simple spin" HAHAHADon't knock it, it'll probably be an Olympic sport in 2012... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Sorry but that is just plain silly.Get a bottle opener and open the damn bottle... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Don't knock it, it'll probably be an Olympic sport in 2012...Designed by the genius himself? simple simon? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 if ur clever ur bar blade is very important.You definately don't need one then!!!Dave, i'm only messing with you. I can't help you though, but i do have a cracking cork screw with a bottle opener on top if you wanna lend?? Fake chrome too (Y)hope you have a good first night la Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacockâ„¢ Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Dave all the cool kids use there teeth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 (edited) ... Youtube Video -> ">" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> Edited August 9, 2008 by ✠Pashley26✠ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Take a bike in with you, then just spin the front wheel and use the spokes to take the lid off. Be more interesting for customers at least.I really don't get why people put such an emphasis on doing fancy shit with your drinks before giving them to you. If I'm queueing for ages to get to the bar and get served, then paying out the arse for the drinks, I'd rather they just gave them to me as quickly as possible and didn't add more time to the whole process by trying to be a fancy twat.But yeah, if you go to somewhere like Habitat or a similar 'lifestyle' sorta store, they'll probably have something similar you could get, I'd imagine? The last one I went in had a load of cocktail mixing kits and shit like that, so I'd imagine a well over-priced and extravagant bottle opener should be available there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Ward Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 so thats what them things are i see them flyddy barpeople spinning aroundsurely your going to be behind a bar (thats where they usually keep the drinks) so youve have a bottle opener with the tray to catch the topsmaybe he told you to get one just to see what your disciplines like/how hard your going to work because by the sounds of things youre quite wary of getting oneReal men open bottles with their teeth thats what i do if im stuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 thats what i do if im stuckReal men open their bottles with their eye socket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men don't rape their teeth to hell by opening bottles with them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men drink whiskey so they don't need a bottle opener.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 They are faster to use and you can hang them off a clip/in a pouch so you never have to put them down/loose them (which keeps customers waiting).Seems a bit pointless especially because it's just a family pub and he's just starting, but if that's what his employer said... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men drink whiskey so they don't need a bottle opener....Real men drink orange juice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men drink orange juice.Blood, orange juice.I just drank a litre myself.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men drink orange juice.Fast track to diabetes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men, like chuck norris, use the drink to kill someone with, and then have sex with numerous attactive ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 Real men, like chuck norris, use the drink to kill someone with, and then have sex with numerous attactive ladies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txt2007 Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 regarding using a bottle opner would like to see you do that with a stadard bottle opnerbut if you dont get a bade get creative http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtVoBbWcmz8&NR=1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 By the way everyone, it's too late now, he's in work and most probably getting fired. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted August 9, 2008 Report Share Posted August 9, 2008 most probably getting fired.For not bringing a Bar Blade or simply because he's Dave? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
totaltrials Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 For not bringing a Bar Blade or simply because he's Dave?Both, but mainly because he's Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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