Bionic Balls Posted August 10, 2008 Report Share Posted August 10, 2008 how do you get so springy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Went to a door with my motorbike helmet on while delivering and got asked if I was on a motorbike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 Went to a door with my motorbike helmet on while delivering and got asked if I was on a motorbike.could have be drifting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted August 11, 2008 Report Share Posted August 11, 2008 I actually rode on Friday night. Went to rampworx.A lad about 8 came up to me, little scouse cocky yet innocent lad, and he said "why the f**k have you got a front brake?". I said, "why not" and he said "cos it's f**king shit" then rode off!!5 minutes later he was going on asking how i just did a 720 nosepick to fakie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sobek Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 i guess when chinese people ask me, in chinese, if i can speak chinese is a pretty stupid question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 i guess when chinese people ask me, in chinese, if i can speak chinese is a pretty stupid question.Maybe they ask you because they don't speak english Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley-Wood Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 " you cant sit down can you? " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 How fast does that go?1) Does it have a speedo?2) Do you not have the brains to work out it goes as fast as I can pedal it?3) Is your entire family as scummy as you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 "Thats my brothers bike you nicked it""Who's your brother?""Ryan Peaches, he's really good"-But the stupidest thing i've been asked was, "Is that your bike".At the time i was riding my road bike, and i had "My Name Here" Airbrushed onto the top tube (as per the 2008 Quickstep team bikes) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stunt man t Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 How fast does that go?1) Does it have a speedo?2) Do you not have the brains to work out it goes as fast as I can pedal it?3) Is your entire family as scummy as you?ive been asked a simular question?i answered "about 40.5 mph"they said"realy???"stupid chavs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted August 12, 2008 Report Share Posted August 12, 2008 does your rear tyre have foam in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 "How do you ride that with no seat"....standing up.I also overheard a couple talking...Woman: Are those BMX's?Man: Don't be stupid, they're freeriding bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Woodhouse Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 (edited) I overhear people talking all the time about my bike, things like "wow its got a motorbike tyre on the back" and when i was waiting at a train station someone said "what do they do when they need a rest?" so i sat down on the tyre holding the bikestill.minutes later the same person goes "how do you think they ride those contraptions" geting bored of there talk i got up and rode off. Edited August 13, 2008 by Chris Woodhouse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmo =) Posted August 13, 2008 Report Share Posted August 13, 2008 "why dont you have a seat"me: some chav nicked it."really"me: yeah."i think i know who that was" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted August 14, 2008 Report Share Posted August 14, 2008 While I was in town.Am i lost?where are you trying to go....standing next to road map with you are here on it in dalby forrest,Where am i mate?People always seem to think i can help when there lost, maybe my long hair makes me look friendly ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boris_the_second Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 i was once asked how do i stop my self falling offjust said with my hands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 "Are your feet stuck to the peddles?""Where's your seat?""How much for your peddle bike?""Are you a girl?"The list is endless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 where do you put your bum Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 "Are you a girl?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pagie Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 Had a good one last night... Not really bike related but made me laugh!I was sitting on top of this recycling box watching some mates ride when a younger lad approached me..'How do you get up there?'I replied... 'Fly?'He looked at me, Thought about it then sadly replied... 'But i dont have any wings'LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
c.j Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 hehe funny that was.how high is a china man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 15, 2008 Report Share Posted August 15, 2008 When sat at a till"Are you open?"Well, i wouldn't f**king be there if I wasn't Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RR_Trials Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 Not a stupid question, but a stupid thing that i just remembered, as im off to work in a mo.People that shake on the door about half an hour before we are open (halfords), after shaking the locked door about 10 times they shout 'are you open?'Its like, 'yes we are open we just don't want to let you in ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted August 16, 2008 Report Share Posted August 16, 2008 (edited) People that shake on the door about half an hour before we are open (halfords), after shaking the locked door about 10 times they shout 'are you open?'To which you reply, "Are you stupid?"Which is a trap, because they have to admit they're stupid to get you to open the door, and if they say no, it proves they're stupid anyway for shaking the door and asking if you're open when you're clearly not. Edited August 16, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TJ. Posted August 24, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 24, 2008 I got asked today " Is that a scooter with peddles" by some old man I was like what.... its a trials bike! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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