BONGO Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 OH MY GOD i'm fuuuuuuming here. I'm sat here watching the bmx masters live from Cologne, and the commentator is going to make my head burst... Luke marchant is apparently Dean cusson. Front flip whip is now "a front flip with a 360, and maybe even a tailwhip aswell"Yesterday, Ryan Guettler was called someone complete different.Truckdrivers are just 360's, double whips are double spins, and side spins.Wallride to whip is a spin off the backwallIt's a f**king joke, and an embaressment. All the money spent on the event etc, and some poor guy gets roped into commentating for eurosport who doesn't have a clue, and to be fair, is doing his best.Colin Mckay is colin mcrae, and then colin mckie. Taj, was reffered to as melleck, and everyone involved in bmx knows you just call him taj. Corey bohen, was corey bo-hen, it's so annoying. Oh yeah, and THE WORST one... Ryan Guettler lands a 1080 over the last dirt set, and apparently it's a f**king 900!!!!! Bongo jesus... Updating as he speaks more shit! Mike miller 180's the box... "well that's been his speciality over the last few months (the guy clearly never seen bmx before this weekend), being big with the air and coming down invert, with the reverse" WTF is all that about?! Perfect double whip over the spine.... "that's one of the smoothest recoveries we've seen"540 whip air = tailwhipp + the 360 Haha, classic one liner there though! (Dhers is approaching and takes off the box, doing a 720 whip)... "here we go, just count the tailwhips.....one" i actually laughed out loud! And now, Ben Wellis is riding!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christophe' Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 gutting oh dear....................... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 the embaressment of the commentry is second only to the dhers teeth... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Sam Foakes won the flat though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 nobody cares about bmx ballet though! (only kidding! couldn't be arsed trying, but it'd be cool to be good at lol) Tuck no hander is called a butterfly too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
that NBR dude Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 (edited) haha i actually turned it on just to laugh. What is this guy on about?? haha "Here comes Ben Wallace, whats he going to do... (lands a 360 table to turn down) ... (silence)...." and aparently a 360 tailwhip is "a whip one way with a whip the other way" Edited July 6, 2008 by NBRCycles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Is this the thing Marks at? Not got eurosport so can't watch, but feel sorry for the commentator unless he's pretending he knows his stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Yeah marks gone down with a couple of my mates from rampworx. Small world lol. He's on the hotwheels roadtrip. He was on yesterday amongst the crowd for a brief time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Oh yeah, and THE WORST one... Ryan Guettler lands a 1080 over the last dirt set, and apparently it's a f**king 900!!!!! Landing a high spin dirt set fakie..... right...? That commentator sure isn't the man for it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Anyone got a youtube link or similar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 that was thenone on Euro sport right? I tried recording it but some arse in my house was recording Dr.Who! and I couldnt really watch it as the chikc was round!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Try http://freecaster.com for videos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eskimo Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 I thought you'd be used to the shoddy commentating by now? Although it does sound rather poor to say the least. Least your able to watch it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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