grant_hundley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 All of your attempts at trying to be funny fascinate me, all need to get out more. soz 'ard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How old are you, Mr E-Gangster? I'm guessing under 18? Seriously, threats of violence were only cool on the school playground. In fact, they weren't even then, but the "hard" kids thought they were. Grow up, you're making yourself look like an utter twat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 How old are you, Mr E-Gangster? I'm guessing under 18? Seriously, threats of violence were only cool on the school playground. In fact, they weren't even then, but the "hard" kids thought they were. Grow up, you're making yourself look like an utter twat. u get fukin bashed 4 that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deonn h Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 soz 'ard notts ampatheatre 11 monday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 notts ampatheatre 11 monday SAFE ILL BRING DA WUSTA MASSIV INIT BOIIIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 notts ampatheatre 11 monday LOL!!! A true gladitorial battle in the amph! 16 years old!!! Quality reading this lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 notts ampatheatre 11 monday It's always been a fantasy of mine to be a sex slave for 2 bears, male and female, pleasing the male when she's tired, and vice versa. Slowly sliding my lips up and down his thick shaft, tasting his pre-cum on my tongue. Once he's had enough of that, he rolls over onto his back, lifting me up as though I weighed nothing. Gently placing me on his cock, I guide him in, feeling him stretch me wide open. I moan with pleasure, feeling him fill me up. He growls softly, I feel it rumble deep in his chest, vibrating all the way down his body and through mine. He continues to lift me up and then pull me down. He's doing all the work for me, it feels so good, the warmth of the fur, his paws either side of my waist. He is in total control, I'm just nothing compared to his vast size and strength, but I have total trust in him, I know he won't hurt me. I feel the pace quicken, almost imperceptibly. I slowly stroke myself, feeling myself nearing the point of no return coming closer with every stroke. I can hear the growl getting louder now; he speeds up even more, forcing me further and further down onto his thick cock. If it wasn't for the fact I my body is releasing so many endorphines, I would probably be screaming in agony. Except I am panting and whining, just like a bitch, begging her mate to fill her up. His claws dig in deeper, the pain, its excsquisite. It sends me over the edge. My head goes back, I let out a short grunt, I feel my cock explode, covering his chest fur in my seed. I keep stroking, it looks as though I'm trying to rip my cock out. I let out another grunt, another torrent flows forth, then another and another. A drop lands on the beasts muzzle. He seems confused for a moment. That's what I think. He digs his paws in even harder now and slams me onto his cock, I feel his grumble turn into a roar. He's cumming, oh my god. I can feel in, filling me up. It's undescribable. He's mating with me, he's claimed me. I feel him slow, his cock still throbbing within me, it seems as though there's no more room for his cum. It's dripping out of me, onto his fur. I reach down, and then bring my hand up, tasting him. It's more than I ever expected. It's heaven. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 i just cum reading that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinold Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Can't we all just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 notts ampatheatre 11 monday You know for a fact, if either party were to actually show up, nothing would happen. So instead of digging a deeper hole and making yourself look even more stupid, cut out the big man act eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Can't we all just get along? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 wanna get f**kin merked blud? be dere with ur crew and we can battle peace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 notts ampatheatre 11 monday Oh for god sake. Yeah right, 4 of us turn up for example. Expecting to see squince, Deoon, Mike hayes and Ben G, Half of Mansfield are there, thats the only way you shit boys would go for it about 40 of 4. Typical you lot are, Grow some balls, stop been ultimate hard over the internet cause makes you look a complete twat, as i've said before, Ben, gaz squince all of you, your nothing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) YOU AINT FUCKIN SHIT! YEAH YOU ERD!! WE GOT SPECIAL K BOYS, YOU AINT GOT SHIT ON US! Edited July 8, 2008 by Mark King Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deonn h Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your the ones making me out to be the badman? im just saying im quite happy to have it out with with the people who are acting a cock, and bad mouthing me, And that i will be at ampatheatre at 11 on monday if you fancy it. nyt nyt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 > Thou Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grant_hundley Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your the ones making me out to be the badman? im just saying im quite happy to have it out with with the people who are acting a cock, and bad mouthing me, And that i will be at ampatheatre at 11 on monday if you fancy it. nyt nyt Worcester, 11, any day you want? be there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 rudeboi yu gon get shank'd jus u w8 me n ma boiz gun be up at nottz at 10.55 waitin 4 u pussyolez with all sortsa gunz n ammo so u boiz betta watch you baks u erd? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 your the ones making me out to be the badman? im just saying im quite happy to have it out with with the people who are acting a cock, and bad mouthing me, And that i will be at ampatheatre at 11 on monday if you fancy it. nyt nyt No, your foul language and hardman act is making you out to "the badman". Anyway, if you're Deonn's age, you're my partners sons age - maybe I'll get him to beat you up haha. Seriously, nobody will turn up and if they did you'd do nothing and neither would they. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
austen Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 ampatheatre at 11 on monday Sorry mate, can i get directions? Don't know where that is!? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacockâ„¢ Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 o god.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawnmowerman Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 innit blud, u iz wel ard. u is ma rol modal nw. me gna get al me matez to ad u on face bk innit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reinold Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 Stop the violence, think of the children Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 They are the childern though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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