BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 im abstinent from this disgusting activity slogan under pic explains all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 im abstinent from this disgusting activity not by choice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Extreme_biker0 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) Born in 1986, 1st sex ed class in year 6. All the girls got free tampons, we had pretty much no idea what they were but wanted free Jonnys! Funny really, we all knew what Jonnys were but not what they were for (properly)! Anyway over the years my experience was pretty much same as everyone else here - the infrequent sex ed classes basically were scare lessons about the consequences. No actual lessons on technique! That's something I picked up trial and error with first gilf, bless her! Pretty much similar to McLuvin's experience on Superbad really! 'oh my god it's in!' Edited June 10, 2008 by Extreme_biker0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 we had a video with a girl having a baby with BIGGEST bush you ever saw. The lads nearly turned gay it was that bad, but most of us managed to stick to our guns and chase the fems! I think every class at school had a mincer though! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 slogan under pic explains all lol..... not by choice , unfortunately correct Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We got free clamidia (sp) in yr 11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 O god dont you start Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 my teacher took me into the closet for a special lesson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 my teacher took me into the closet for a special lesson i hope you had a good time with him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 he took photos of my no no parts and made me call him mr. bad touch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Only thing i remember about Sex Ed was watching some woman describing her vagina and a boy fainting and wacking his head on a plug socket, letting out a little yelp. O and a boy placing a rather larger plastic penis on his forehead only for two teachers two walk in and involve him in the whole talk. Yeah we got no free condoms or tests. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I somehow doubt people got 'free tests' (which they're free anyway)? I'd be intrested to hear how they do it in the U S of A. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I somehow doubt people got 'free tests' (which they're free anyway)? explain ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 It just seems a little odd...fair enough if they say 'If you think you have _________ visit us at __________'. But saying 'Free STD Checks' like it some sort of prize seems a little weird; and not to mention the majority of lads in your year going for an STD check would be a huge drain on their resources. Not saying you're lying, just seems a bit odd. I know that parents freak out about things like this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 It just seems a little odd...fair enough if they say 'If you think you have _________ visit us at __________'. But saying 'Free STD Checks' like it some sort of prize seems a little weird; and not to mention the majority of lads in your year going for an STD check would be a huge drain on their resources. Not saying you're lying, just seems a bit odd. I know that parents freak out about things like this... argh right fair play, basicaly it was a bottle to piss in, send urine sample off fill in a form, and you get a text to your phone saying you either have it or you dont, then if you do you need to go to a clinic thing that is completly anonymous (sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 A text! haha! How can we be cool, down we the kids and tell them they have a disease all at the same time? ...Ermm...Text? Bingo! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) A text! haha! How can we be cool, down we the kids and tell them they have a disease all at the same time? ...Ermm...Text? Bingo! lol, its so they dont think there parents no lol im trying to find the test thingi lol . Edit found it but its a twat to scan its got a fat tube on back lol ! Edited June 10, 2008 by BenLeacock™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 :$ ben the size of you id of thought your been nearly hitting 18".. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 We put jonnys on dildos... then blew them up and played condom ping pong / ping in the side of the face But yea pretty non-informative, had sex-ed after i'd lost it so twas a bit of a waste! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I found this in my dads wardrobe when I was about 11 Haha Didn't really listen to it at school, to busy watching the fit nurse playing with condoms and fake cocks, deffinate waste banding moment going on there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 ben the size of you id of thought your been nearly hitting 18".. Nah, people over 6'5" have really small knobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 haha in year 8, we gota put comdoms on fake cocks ? But for some reason they made them about 12'' long so everyone thought they were ment to have 12'' long cocks most people do. You mean to tell this whoooooole forum your cock isn't 12" long?!?!?! oh my god, little dick on you! Saw that joke, so sad you got there before me naaaaaah thats a deiaphram! Like them popper things you used to have as a kid where you turn it inside out and put it on the table and it pops into the air!! A femedom is like a sandwich bag with a flexible ring in the bottom and another on the rim. So you throw the bottom ring inside, and the the other ring sits outside on the pyabs and you shag a bag...with a bag inside her! I think... Haha, those popper things are awesome. Anyway as regards to sex education got the video in year 6, got the heat boner video (to chants of 'Im so excited and I just cant hide it'). With PSHE got a plastic penis replacement, about 9" long but looked a bit like a colgate toothpaste tube with a round top. Anyway had to put a condom on that then we got picture cards of sti's and had to match them up with the words. Sickest game ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Nah, people over 7'5" have really small knobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tamness™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Our sex ed was an interesting one. Got the whole condom on fake penis thing, then had to repeat the procedure blind folded so we know how to do it in the dark. Earlier this year we got an outside company to come in and give us a very "in depth" sex ed with all the bits the school tends not to talk about, followed by a discussion about the best place to find free porn. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crazy_gap girl Posted June 11, 2008 Report Share Posted June 11, 2008 A good few months back at college, a woman came in and she was doing free clamidia test's and if you did one you were entered into a competition to win a Wii. I didn't take the test though like! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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