Tomm Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 My wit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 my charming good looks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mackay Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 i'd metal gear solid 4 his ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Anything that wouldn't get me massively in the shit with the police for deliberately using a pre-planned weapon on someone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 This beast: Part of my cycle workstand i made in dt, the upright pole which can take my weight no problem. It weighs a f**k load and lives under my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 but they're nicking your shit You've got to do something! It could be your £800 bike, or your £800 TV or both. House insurance means that if you get your shit stolen, it doesn't really matter much. However, if you got stabbed or beaten to shit because you tried stepping in... Glen, that looks ideal for close quarters combat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Glen, that looks ideal for close quarters combat. Erm, sarcasm? It's pretty awesome, believe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 The fact it looks pretty long and you describe it as weighing a 'f**kload' suggests otherwise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Well, i was kinda just making sure people didn't think it was a lightweight pole, it's got a good weight to it, and is very swingable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Well, i was kinda just making sure people didn't think it was a lightweight pole, it's got a good weight to it, and is very swingable. Even with your womanly arms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh PWND Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Some one i know who got his garage burgled broke the lads leg with the garage door, sounds well funny when the police said so he was in your garage you waited for him to start getting out and slammed the door on him and he went yeh. Id probobly use the old pc tower or pc monitor ive got, its quite beastly. Its one of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Rubik's cube, 'cor the corners of those could easily create a nasty head wound. And I am being serious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I'd use a pint glass or a stanley knife, both in easy reach of my bed and have a certain charm about them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I'd use a rampant rabbit platinum - proper f**k 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomturd Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I think I'd probably hide and let them take what they want. Last time I was potentially in a fight I ran away, which looking back was most certainly a good decision. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txt2007 Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 My mum would get them my pet keeps me safe at night i took this when he was having a little outdoor play (and also i searched for vicious in google image and you wouldnt believe the stuff coming up, with safe search off obviously) my weapon of choice would be maybe metal mallet or hammer. but if someone was braking in id be probably be angered and aggresive to begin with the only things that come up searching vicious are goth girls and sidehop vicious? haha just relised safe serach was on moderate first picture is messed up! haha but its still all goths, just with alot more nudity... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I'd use a rampant rabbit platinum - proper f**k 'em! Can't bugger 'em without the gimp mask Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 I'd use a rampant rabbit platinum - proper f**k 'em! Literally Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 House insurance means that if you get your shit stolen, it doesn't really matter much. However, if you got stabbed or beaten to shit because you tried stepping in... Glen, that looks ideal for close quarters combat. Fair enough You gave me an idea though, you could use Fat Pants as a shield Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Honestly.... i would do nothing.... or turn on all the lights and make a big noise.... these people don't come into house's without arms, material goods can be replaced you can't.... well thats the theory... knowing me I wouldn't follow my own advise though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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