TheCircus Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 HEY GUYS I DON'T KNOW RELE. I WOULD PROBS JSUT USE A GUN AND STUFF, OR MY 5 FOOT SWORD I KEEP IN MY BED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Pearson Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 That just absolutely defines you Luke; everyone else is talking about bondage rape and cruel and unusal torture, whereas you're opting for "make them a cup of tea and talk about it" approach. Me personally **glances around room**, right next to my bed is a 2 foot torque wrench, and also my leatherman which has about 9 lethal weapons on it. Alternatively, my Nokia 6300 is pretty solid, and anyone who wants to know can ask prawn how hard I can throw a phone at someone. Rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'd probably climb under my duvet, hoping to f**k they didn't find me. I saw a news report the other day of stupid names and "they didn't find me" was one of them. Theres nothing in my room thats really useful as a weapon. I have some flimsy lamp that'd sting they're skin more than knock them out, a desk fan, some old school alarm clock and a powerball. I reckon i'd either get the powerball and beat them caveman-rock stylee or rip the keyboard from the pc and batter them with that full on keyboard warrior stylee. Most realistically though, i'd be too stupid to grab a weapon, as everytime i've heard noises that sound like someone trying to get in and when someone actually was kicking at our alley gate i've just gone in blindly with no weapon and shouted. Its done the trick so far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Charles, get the rifle out. We're being f**ked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 let my step dad sort it. Last time someone broke in I came downstairs and saw him throwing some guy around the room, complteley naked, the robber must of shit himself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbara Logan-Price Posted June 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Charles, get the rifle out. We're being f**ked. lock stock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 well considering how much i want a gun, yeah, id whip out a pistol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Got a few cricket bats lying around, full, half and handles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom jersey Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Hmmm ive got f**k all in my room, a fat ass lamp but the robber would batter me i have got about 10 Trials trophy's which would do some damage. I want to get a baseball bat would love the smash some guys legs with it, always wanted to hit someone with one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 HADOUKEN That should sort them out.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I know exactly what I'm doing. I have seen Home Alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 They wouldn't get very far in my house. Throwing knives are fun as are the rest of the things i have. Gas mask is the best though, would shit them up big time then you can attack them with your sword of the pork variety Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 HADOUKEN I'd leave if someone was playing that kinda music Tripe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I'd leave if someone was playing that kinda music Tripe! I don't think he means the music? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) I don't think he means the music? i think he means back, down, forwards + punch I'd go for: Edited June 10, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willy Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) Hiding under the covers for the win! Edited June 10, 2008 by Willy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Hiding under the covers for the win! but they're nicking your shit You've got to do something! It could be your £800 bike, or your £800 TV or both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 if someone breaks into my flat they could find me sleeping on the outside of the Duvet with a large hard-on If that Dont scare them off, I could use the Air rifle in the wardrobe, The G36C Airsoft gun in the Wardobe, My Kayaking Paddles in the Wardrobe, use the bedside light ive got without a lamp shade on - Switch it on and stab with the buld end, Shocking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
531joshua Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 i think in the actual event of my house being burgled, i would be to shit scared to do anything.... personally id rather loose a few hundred quid then get badly hurt. at the end of the day, when you get burgled, you've got no idea what so ever as to who is in your house, it could be some amateur but it could be a group of experienced men willing to do pretty much anything to get your valuables. never had my house burgled but ive had my sheds broken into, i found that pretty scary due to the damage they did just to try and get my motorbike. if i did choose a weapon it would be this base ball bat type thing thats lying in the cupboard downstairs though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Yeah but thats downstairs. I have a few things that i would use. I could use my 34" 26oz softball bat. I could use my Kendo training sword or i could just go with my cat. seriously she is lethal. if you were to throw her at someone she would attack them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Yeah but thats downstairs. I have a few things that i would use. I could use my 34" 26oz softball bat. I could use my Kendo training sword or i could just go with my cat. seriously she is lethal. if you were to throw her at someone she would attack them. That wouldn't stop someone they would just simply kick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 Got a pair ofnunchucks in my wardrobe, just pratice ones with foam around them. Still id love to go all Chuck Norris on them Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 *Looks around in room* Think I'd go for the hairspray in eyes+ninja star+hair straightener approach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted June 14, 2008 Report Share Posted June 14, 2008 (edited) 6000 1p's and a Dell speaker. Lol, wtf Edited June 14, 2008 by Revolver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Smith Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 snooker cue straight in the eye Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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