Dan6061 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Nor am I... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) i'm with danny kearns on this i am big fella and i just really would not give a sh*t at the time if you and your familly are in danger and their is no wepons around you you have got no choice but to go into them like a windmill but if they have a gun then the last resort is to run towards them stark naked doing the no pants dance singin my fair lady EDIT: a pair of these would do the job nicely though Edited June 9, 2008 by ANDY-MBK-RIDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich J Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Anyone see in the newspaper about a Mastif dog that ate a robbers shirt. That thing was HUGE. Did have an inch diameter toughened steel bar about foot and a half long. Would use that. But i lost it. So ill hide under my sheets. Or could use my mums truncheon that I "borrowed". But to be honest I live on the third floor so im the last person to be woken by a robber. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) Anyone see in the newspaper about a Mastif dog that ate a robbers shirt. That thing was HUGE. Did have an inch diameter toughened steel bar about foot and a half long. Would use that. But i lost it. So ill hide under my sheets. Or could use my mums truncheon that I "borrowed". But to be honest I live on the third floor so im the last person to be woken by a robber. are you sure that was her truncheon that you picked up joke Edited June 9, 2008 by ANDY-MBK-RIDER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wally Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Round my way we do it Tony Martin style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 are you sure that was her truncheon that you picked up joke lol, yeah if it scares away the burgulars without hitting them then it must be its putrid stench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew Smith Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 lol, yeah if it scares away the burgulars without hitting them then it must be its putrid stench Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 (edited) I'd bust the gimp mask out. They'd run like f**k. Edited June 9, 2008 by rowly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I'd probably climb under my duvet, hoping to f**k they didn't find me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Clarke Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 I came in here to post what Danny Kearns would do, but it appears he's already done it for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Whilst searching for more picture attempts at humour, I found this. Funny stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 *Walks up with hand in pillow* You - I've got a gun! Robber - No you haven't, you're bluffing... You - No, really, I'll shoot you! Robber - Go on then, shoot me. *You run away screaming mummy and hide under the sheets* Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit that made me laugh! Probably use my rather large maglite next to my bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted June 9, 2008 Report Share Posted June 9, 2008 Has anyone said "my penis!" yet? I'll go with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 Has anyone said "my penis!" yet? I'll go with that. I was going to say my girlfriend's dildo then I decided perhaps I shouldn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 i'd use danny kearns. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 i'd use danny kearns. The 10" or 15"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 The 10" or 15"? 20" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 nah i'd use the big spanner one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 What about the splintered wooden one with all the nails and glass up the side? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 i'll stick with the tool thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 How about not being arrested for using a tool Use something which would be a usual every day item... aside from Danny! Lava Lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 (edited) most probably the cam drive take down hunting bow ive got. although it would make a large mount of mess. similar to that but in black Edited June 10, 2008 by craigjames Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I've got a choice of the biggest maglite you can get or a massive machete. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted June 10, 2008 Report Share Posted June 10, 2008 I've always wanted to use my breaker bar as a weapon, it's mighty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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