Skoze Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Kill him, metaphorically though, kill him on the inside, if he speaks to you tell him "thats what your mum said before I banged her" Year 7 called, they want their abuse back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoValidTitle Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 I would also go for the "setup" plan and try to stage a sale and bag the twat. Badgering him on the internet wont do a thing. Wonderful topic I can't wait to see how this plays out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sidehop Stuart Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 (edited) idea ........use cable ties to tie his legs up so he cant run. No harm done just wont be able to walk ...for long until someone cuts the cable ties We did that as a prank to someone on the last day of school and left our friend tied to the goal post Edited June 3, 2008 by trials onza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Woodley Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 If you hit him and take the bike, the problem wont disappear, the situation will worsen. Once you've hit him, you've now made yourself a target to him and his mates. I'm sure if he took the bike from your friend, the thief isn't afraid of him, meaning that he's not going to be afraid to get it back. I know you've already said that you've contacted the police and they've done nothing, so why don't you follow it up? It's your friends bike that's gone missing, so why are you having to do the work. And to be honest, how is posting on a forum helping get the bike back? You need to contact the police and get it sorted out through there, else your asking for trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabiot Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 Of course he is. And yeah there is the chance that he will become a target to that dude and his friends. What else is he supposed to do. In situations like this, really, you have two options. 1) contact police 2) take law into your own hands If the police won't do anything (did they give you a reason why Callum?) and they can't find the bike to resteal it, what is he supposed to do? Bend over and take it? Every action has a reprocussion but you sir are a pussy if you would choose to sit on your ass if you knew this guy had your bike. I would go to the cops first too, yes. Give recipts and such to show it was mine and tell him the guy you thought did it. But what can they do on simple accusations? And what if it isn't at his place where they go to look? They aren't gunna put a search warrant out for a bicycle man. You have to do something about it yourself at that point. And I said in the first post I made "I hate to suggest blah blah blah" meaning I don't like this idea either. And the people in my old town I wouldn't have wanted to hit either because I knew I'd see them around eventually, and probably when I was alone and they weren't. But god damnit. If someone stole my bike from me in a situation like this, I'm going to do something about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nathan Woodley Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 There are easier ways of getting things done than resulting to violence. It's easy to say that you'd smack him round the face and take it back, when no-one on here has ever seen you/knows what your like, so we have no evidence that you would. Trying to act big over the internet means nothing, so you can insult me all you like because I'm never going to see you. Generally, it's the people that say they'd hit someone if they were in that situation, that wouldn't do anything. As a last resort, I would say violence is an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daniel C Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 the police said that we have to find out the lads name, address, telephone number and where abouts he has hid the bike so basically what as they are saying is go and look for the bike and when you find it come and tell us and we will recover it for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 What i am going to say is, follow what the police have said. But to find out where the bike is hidden arrange to go see the bike and 'check' if its in working condition. Then take a picture of the bike and where it is hidden. At that point i would then show the police the pictures and details of the place and person. After that you should get your bike back. Once you have it back can i say that you should get it security chipped by the police or your local bike shop so if it gets nicked again they can follow the chip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabiot Posted June 3, 2008 Report Share Posted June 3, 2008 There are easier ways of getting things done than resulting to violence. It's easy to say that you'd smack him round the face and take it back, when no-one on here has ever seen you/knows what your like, so we have no evidence that you would. Trying to act big over the internet means nothing, so you can insult me all you like because I'm never going to see you. Generally, it's the people that say they'd hit someone if they were in that situation, that wouldn't do anything. As a last resort, I would say violence is an option. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
charlie >est< Posted June 4, 2008 Report Share Posted June 4, 2008 Wow! There isn't an obvious solution to this one! 1. Go round his house. 2. Ask him politely for the bike back. 3. If he says no beat the shit into him. 4. If he then doesn't give you the bike get someone to sneak round the back of his house and steal it back. Or just get evidence that it is yours. Then get evidence that he has stolen it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bollo you ball-bag Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 u fool. the pissing frame has beeen stamped with dan swain's name he had the frame first. i no this because i stamped it into the bb shell with metal letter punches. ill quite happily tell the police i did it. i did it to mine too. surely thats proof enough. and the thief wont have got rid of the stamps because i made them deep so grinding or filing them off would ruin the bb shell. simple. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben H! Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Just like said before by (charlie est) go round to his house ask him Nicely to give him his bike back if not as he says no crack him in the face & tell him i'm having it now go and get the bike and ride off. but make sure there are no police about while doing this or else you will get a warning probably of the pigs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Clarke Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Sneak round the back at 4 am with a hack saw, brake the lock on the sheds or whatever and bingo, then just run like f*ck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Year 7 called, they want their abuse back. I Lol'd, your my hero You still haven't got it back yet? What a pansy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oli Smith Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 just tell him you'll get a nutter called tomturd to knock him out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
G-baby158 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 just tell him you'll get a nutter called tomturd to knock him out hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 I Lol'd, your my hero Forgot about that My plan would be this; 1. Get a friend to arrange a 'sale'. 2. Have a fair few others in the vicinity. 3. when the guys are talking, looking over bike etc, have the other friends come in from various different angles, just to surround him basically. 4. Politely ask for the bike. 5. Walk away avec le velo/ threaten to twat him one, then walk away with bike. If theres at least 10 of you and one of him, i doubt he'd try owt, and tbf, if i was surrounded by 10/15 people, on a bike that i'd stolen from one of them, i'd be inclined to do as they say. Only resort to violence as a last resort, and keep chasing up the po-po!! Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bikeperson45 Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 (edited) Year 7 called, they want their abuse back. It was actually a year 7 I got that line from, a litte fat one, the sort of one Sabiot would shrink and keep as a pet Get him i his sleep, climb through his window and tie him to the bed, don't let him go until he tells. Or ask his mum for a money back guarentee Edited June 8, 2008 by bikeperson45 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Get him i his sleep, climb through his window and tie him to the bed, don't let him go until he tells. Jesus, Mary and Joseph, are you a part time secret agent? If you really do think that's a viable option, do it, film it, and post the vid on youtube, for proof reasons, not some strange fetish i have Matt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bionicman Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 i no what its like to have a bike stolen cos ive had 1 stolen myself. if i was in your situation id go round there and kick the living f**k outta the pr**k its not his to take so why has he got it??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sabiot Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 It was actually a year 7 I got that line from, a litte fat one, the sort of one Sabiot would shrink and keep as a pet Get him i his sleep, climb through his window and tie him to the bed, don't let him go until he tells. Or ask his mum for a money back guarentee Dude thats a good idea, I'm gunna go grab my shrink ray and shrink me a Ryan Leech. "Who's a good Leechy? Who's gunna side hop this mug for a treat? Good boy!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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