JT! Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 WOOJHOO piasheded and more lightbuolndge fior tyhrwe winagee,,!!! People can type properly when they're pissed. Fact. It's a shame drunk people just can't be arsed to. Eating thin glass isn't as scarey as it seems. It's like walking on glass. Do it with confidence and you won't have a problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 (edited) It's like walking on glass. Do it with confidence and you won't have a problem. Tell that to John McClain. He is one confident motherf**ker, yet his feet were f**ked! Damn you Hans! Edit: freudian slip... Edited May 31, 2008 by Bender_Bending_Rodriguez Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 I smoked glass once, without knowing... Does that count? in a glass pipe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 a girl in my college, in my year, put her hand up in a drugs talk. The ex addict who was talking to us about peer pressure, people lying and all that shite to keep us off drugs, said if anyone bites a light bulb, he'd give them £20. She went in front of everyone, and just put the whole ball of the bulb in her mouth and thinking it was fake,bit down. It imploded in her mouth leaving her in a complete mess, with glass in her throat and mouth she was in a bad way, with paramedics and operations to follow. He came back and gave her the £20. In the afternoon talk, he said he'd been doing that example for 10 years and nobody had ever bitten the bulb before! Bongo Something like that happened to one of my friends a couple of years ago lol, we were on a coach to a football match and it was the sort where you have 4 seats ( 2 facing each other) with a table in between and a little lamp on, anyway this boy said 'dyu reckon you could eat a light bulb' Took it out to inspect, put it close to his mouth joking that he would, when the coach went over a speed bump and his head jerked forward, smashed the light buklb on his two front teeth and ended up wth a mout full of glass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted May 31, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 Sorry for the drunkeness. I don't actually know if that was me or whether boumsong did it. I actually don't remember anything past the first bar we went to. In total, last night was.... Drinks at mine, including lightbulb eating. Go to a bar in town. Go to a club (don't remember at all) Come home and have polystyrene balls poured all over me, inhaling them in my sleep and throwing up. Then sleeping in the vomit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted May 31, 2008 Report Share Posted May 31, 2008 People can type properly when they're pissed. Fact. Untrue. At different stages of pissed-ness I can type, but I have been known to type complete and utter gibberish, like symbols and stuff while drunk. If you've had a right skinful it's easy enough to get on here and click reply, but typing is difficult! (Especially if you're a fast typist like me, then you type at the same speed as normal but miss all the right keys lol) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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