TheCircus Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 (edited) "History will be kind to me, because I intend to write it." Whoever doesn't know who said that is a a loser. Oscar Wilde? Sounds like him anyway. EDIT: Or Churchill? Edited May 24, 2008 by TheCircus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 (edited) You see things; and you say 'Why?' But I dream things that never were; and I say 'Why not?' -George Shaw There was a properly funny one in a cricket game ages ago... Something like, The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy. Effing epic! Edited May 24, 2008 by Benjaminge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willy. I wonder how long it took for the commentator to feel like a twat for saying that? Unless he said it on purpose, but I don't think that was the case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted May 24, 2008 Report Share Posted May 24, 2008 "live as though you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
froggy Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 THATS 2 BREWS AND NONE FOR YOU, 2 BREEEEEEEWS AND NONE FOR UUUUUUUUUUU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philking Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "Virtuous people are people who have either not been tempted sufficiently, or people who live in such a vegetive state they have have not taken the time to look around them." Isadora Duncan Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Oscar Wilde? Sounds like him anyway. EDIT: Or Churchill? Yep, Churchill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 THATS 2 BREWS AND NONE FOR YOU, 2 BREEEEEEEWS AND NONE FOR UUUUUUUUUUU Socrates? Or was it Aristotle? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James-M Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 It's on like Donkey Kong BIIIAAATTCHH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty Evil1 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 The best way to predict the future, is to invent it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who can't read them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spaceman Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 It's wiser to remain silent and be thought a fool, rather than to speak up and remove all doubts. Light travels faster than the speed of sound, some people appear brighter until we hear them speak. and check out my sig too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monkeyseemonkeydo Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 and check out my sig too! Ah, but it's better to combine the both... Be respected for your riding and ride a pimp ass steed . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 RIP George Best, what a legend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam Jones Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 'popeye's chicken is the sizneck' gotta love Adam Sandlers films Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Duck Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 Michelle: Have you got something to tell me? Tony: Umm...I don't know...I like your hair? No...Your top's nice...I love you? Any of those? Skins. Love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty221pr Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 (edited) "History will be kind to me, because I intend to write it." Whoever doesn't know who said that is a a loser. Winston Churchill? Edit:Aready answered :$ if you aint falling, you not trying hard enough Sam. Edited May 26, 2008 by monty221pr Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jason Lincolnshire trials Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "Let of some steam Bennett"! Ledge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "I spent a lot of money on booze, birds and fast cars. The rest I just squandered." He's dead now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fish-Finger-er Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 He's dead now though. to be pedantic, so are winston churchill, ts elliot, and oscar wilde, but there still good quotes. the way i see it, maybe george best did have a bright future in football, and maybe he did cut his life short, but i think he had quite a lot of fun for the first 50 or so years of life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheCircus Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 to be pedantic, so are winston churchill, ts elliot, and oscar wilde, but there still good quotes. the way i see it, maybe george best did have a bright future in football, and maybe he did cut his life short, but i think he had quite a lot of fun for the first 50 or so years of life. I don't know, I'm pretty sure being an alcoholic isn't the rollercoaster fun-times it's always cracked up to be. But maybe I'm being pedantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gandalf the Yellow Posted May 26, 2008 Report Share Posted May 26, 2008 "Let of some steam Bennett"! Ledge! awesome film. steve "i eat green berets for breakfast, and right now, i am very hunngrrraary!!" steve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 "they call me the hiphopapotamus i got flows that glow like phosphorus poppin off the top of this esophagus i'm not a water dwelling mammal from africa that's moved to the metropolis and been taught how to breakdance where'd you get that preposterous hypothesis? did steve tell you that? what's he got to do with it? what kind of rapping name is steve? steve...." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted May 27, 2008 Report Share Posted May 27, 2008 They call me the Rhymenocerous, my rhymes are bottomless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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