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B.E.A.U

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I shall take even better care of the twins from now on me thinks, sounds painful as hell.

My friends friend got his bollock shut in a door, word has it that he has a metal one now.

How the f*** do you get you bollock shut in the door?

Was he playing chicken with a door whilst swinging his nacker sack?

Also there is some funny stuff been said!

Get well soon!

Liam

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i hate hearing about thing like this cause il be scared of it happening now. just like when one of my mates friends snapped hes banjo ( the bit of skin that connects your foreskin)

get well soon mate

ive done that neber heard of it being called a banjo :o

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Ouch is all i have to say.

It's not 'adult content' at all so...

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when i click the link why doesnt it let me see it

haha dont think of me as the guy with the bollock lol if you aint met me yet hahaha

just reading some comments the chicken in the door hahahah so funny but then red some of the sig quotes hahah omfg lol.

Swelling gone down more than expected today i mean i actually had sex hahah was amaaaazing was so scared when i was going to shoot my load that like it would kill but nope gf digging her nails into your back sorts you out a treat lol.

I have to have this gay hammock thinkg on though over my ball bag hehe owell lol

My life isnt that great

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Gutted for you mate :( but glad you are able to keep it.

I Pissed in a bush once and hit a electric fence

That was a f**king killer!

hahahaha omf that is imense what was that like. i really wasnt fussed about losing a ball or not. I didnt hurt that bad just a small pain i thought would go away. Im more angry at the fact my vid was looking better than ever and yet again i have to stop and wait befor i can push my self again ffs lol

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