Joe Sheehan! Posted April 10, 2008 Report Share Posted April 10, 2008 i have small genitalia and cant think of a better excuse... Joking lol, anyway, as much as i would like to see your balls im going to bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 pritty sure jt and mike enjoyed it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Ouch is all i have to say.It's not 'adult content' at all so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 They cut my sack open twisted the left testicle around back to how I should be and drained the puss out. If I left it about a month later I would probs have lost it.I think you probably misheard. You have four hours from the onset of severe pain, otherwise you'll likely lose it. Since you took three hours to get the hospital, you probably only had an hour to spare At least you're OK.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsionP.S. That picture is rubbish, it doesn't look too bad! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Al_Fel Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Owell lol never mind hahah please gf so its all gravy haha. You know what they say big wheels small willy and what do i ride hahah i int scared lol. But o na serios note im so drugged up i didnt know who my gf was and tried putting a toblerone packet on as a sockThat shit cracked me up man.that pic is crap lol my balls are about that big anyway lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 (edited) Torsion of the testicles? I had that when I was a lad lol. Good job you got it sorted. Left un-treated you'll become infertile apparently. I remember it being pretty uncomfortable however so I feel your pain.Hope you, and you ball, are feeling better soon. Edited April 11, 2008 by James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 B.E.A.U. should do a daily blog. It'd be funny, like Calamity James was in the Beano.But yeah, a twisted bollock can have nasty consequences, more so than other uncomfortable abdominal ailments such as piles and thrush.Enjoy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 A male who notices the ability of either or both testicles to freely rotate within the scrotum should be aware that he is at risk of testicular torsion.Well, without reading that wiki page i don't think that i'd have actually found out, but i can freely rotate mine in the sack too.With a slight bit more exploration, it appears each testicle can be pushed upwards, seemingly back up where they started when i was a kid, nearly above the base of my penis. My voice stays the same though Should be a new game for the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 see i had a pain in my nut for like 4 days and literally felt like a twisted ball.. i cudnt walk.. it hurt to touch.. didnt swell though.. then woke up 5th day and no pain. Either my right nut is now dead and painless or.. f**k knows? i can still shoot a big load on my missus so im sure everythings A ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 i hate hearing about thing like this cause il be scared of it happening now. just like when one of my mates friends snapped hes banjo ( the bit of skin that connects your foreskin)get well soon mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 I hear that bleeds like a muthaf**ka. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 yeah and i think he couldn't wear trousers for about 6 weeks , just had to sit in hes room. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 see i had a pain in my nut for like 4 days and literally felt like a twisted ball.. i cudnt walk.. it hurt to touch.. didnt swell though.. then woke up 5th day and no pain. Either my right nut is now dead and painless or.. f**k knows?They can untwist themselves sometimes. So it might have ben something like that. P.S. Even some completely infertile people can 'shoot a big load' since most of your load doesn't actually come from the testes themselves, sperm only makes up something like 5% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 P.S. Even some completely infertile people can 'shoot a big load' since most of your load doesn't actually come from the testes themselves, sperm only makes up something like 5% exactly what i didnt want to hear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 They can untwist themselves sometimes. So it might have ben something like that. P.S. Even some completely infertile people can 'shoot a big load' since most of your load doesn't actually come from the testes themselves, sperm only makes up something like 5% So people who have had...'the snip'...still fire out their load, just without the sperm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 ...still fire out their load, just without the sperm?Yea course!Karma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 hmm thats a kick in the cock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 So people who have had...'the snip'...still fire out their load, just without the sperm?Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Yes.I did not know that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Sounds painfull. I found a lump one time, shit my self. Was nothing though!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 tried putting a toblerone packet on as a sockThat, is the quote to end all quotes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 people who know beau from the forum first, then meet him later are gonna think 'thats the man with the testicle' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spode@thinkbikes Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 Testicular Tortion is nasty. You'll be back before you know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted April 11, 2008 Report Share Posted April 11, 2008 absolutely whacked both bollocks earlier..on my toptube...was going for a tap and ended up on my balls in a hook...steve had to help me down i am worried!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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