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I used to work for M&S and they used to do this, throw things away purely because the box they were in had been opened, they would not sell it for a reduced price.

Anyhow some one i knew got caught, they couldnt produce any proff that they had payed for them, they got kicked out.

Say magical faries put them there! Job Done

Who do you work for out of intrest?

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They can't prove it, stick to your guns. If you get the sack, and you stuck to your story then that'd be unfair dismassal as they haven't got any 'hard' evidence. (no cctv footage or witnesses) So really, your quite lucky. Owning up to it will get you sacked an will leave a pretty nasty smudge on your CV. Definitely stick to your guns I just hope your a convincing liar.

edit: no offence to BEAU, but taking his route could lead you into running someone over.

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They can't prove it, stick to your guns. If you get the sack, and you stuck to your story then that'd be unfair dismassal as they haven't got any 'hard' evidence. (no cctv footage or witnesses) So really, your quite lucky. Owning up to it will get you sacked an will leave a pretty nasty smudge on your CV. Definitely stick to your guns I just hope your a convincing liar.

edit: no offence to BEAU, but taking his route could lead you into running someone over.

Hahahahahahahahaha. well done :)

LIE

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I used to work for M&S and they used to do this, throw things away purely because the box they were in had been opened, they would not sell it for a reduced price.

Anyhow some one i knew got caught, they couldnt produce any proff that they had payed for them, they got kicked out.

Say magical faries put them there! Job Done

Who do you work for out of intrest?

I work for somerfield stores ltd.

If i get sacked i get sacked, but it does bring 150 each week, plus i do enjoy working there as a lot of friends work there too.

They can't prove it, stick to your guns. If you get the sack, and you stuck to your story then that'd be unfair dismassal as they haven't got any 'hard' evidence. (no cctv footage or witnesses) So really, your quite lucky. Owning up to it will get you sacked an will leave a pretty nasty smudge on your CV. Definitely stick to your guns I just hope your a convincing liar.

edit: no offence to BEAU, but taking his route could lead you into running someone over.

I think I'll take this idea, nice one. Cheers dude (Y)

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there is a high posibility that you could just get a disiplinary or some thing for it, Another bloke i worked with got sacked for being in the loading bays with his car keys in his pocket as they accused him of putting the stock in his car..... so they was very strick so please dont base what could happen to you on what i have said!

Whatever you chose to do stick to it and everything should be fine!

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They can't prove it, stick to your guns. If you get the sack, and you stuck to your story then that'd be unfair dismassal as they haven't got any 'hard' evidence. (no cctv footage or witnesses) So really, your quite lucky. Owning up to it will get you sacked an will leave a pretty nasty smudge on your CV. Definitely stick to your guns I just hope your a convincing liar.

edit: no offence to BEAU, but taking his route could lead you into running someone over.

lol funny lad it was a joke and iwasnt stoned when i did it

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I'd just say "I just saw them going to waste so i just took them, at the time i didn't think it was a big deal becuase they were going to be thrown out anyway but now i understand what i've done and it wont happen again" befor your manager gets a word in edgeways.

Yep, that's the most reasonable thing to say. Be honest.

There's no point in lying, I'm sure your boss will appreciate honesty more than some highly improbable story.

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how about saying its your stash. instead of leaving it at home because your parents don't know you smoke.

like its been said already just stick to exactly what youve already said and don't deviate from the story otherwise you'll get caught out

and that much tobacco isnt that much, i know people that buy 1000's at a time for themselves and not selling on cheap. he might of just bought it when he got payed when he can afford to buy a fair bit instead of bein stuck with no money 2 weeks down the line???

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You made the decision, knowing that it was something you shouldn't have been doing. So you have to face the consequences. To be honest, I think all smokers deserve a clobber round the head with a dead trout anyway.

Smokers are jokers. Tell the truth, be a man and own up. I can't stand all these little creeps that lie every chance they get just be honest about it all you'd get a lot more respect being honest than you would trying to make up some bullshit story.

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