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The year above me in 6th form when they were leaving there was lots of building work going on. So they bricked up the entrance to the 6th form block. Every year after that they always had security on the night before.

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Someone makes a signal, say 3 coughs in a row, then everyone just freezes - the teacher or whoever wonders what the hell is going on.

Here's one on a big scale:

Haha those are quality :lol: I wouldn't even have to be everyone though. When everyone piles into the big hall for final assembly or summat if you got 2/3rds of the people going in to do it all the teachers would be confused plus a load of confused left out students would add to the confusion even more.

We found this place where there was loads of abandoned mannequins and stuff so wanted to use them to mke them sit on the roof in school clothes holding signs and shit but never got round to it :(

And Simpson, you're definately getting old :P But at the same time if you haven't got the imagination to think of your own pranks then don't bother haha :P

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Don't do anything? If you look back on your school days do you want to remeber? Trying it on with every girl possible, until you find out someone who actually liked you! Or being a silly lil gimp doing petite crime to make you think that you look cool? Pah maybe im getting old. You can set off fire alarms any day of the week why not just enjoy your last few days eh

Second one! :D

Anyway yeah, most ideas have already been mentioned, possibly a food fight though? and water balloons are good.

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And Simpson, you're definately getting old :P

I mean we did a few pranks

- shit in someones locker - they had to get written consent to open everyones locker in the area, which took over 2 weeks, so a bucket of shit f**king stunk that place out!

- Un ravelled condoms with a bit of milkway yogurt in the end, putting them in the change bit of machines that was kinda fun...

Basically my school was one big prank / con. Which are really funny. But never type them out, becuase there all, "you had to be there kinda moments" and never use someone elses prank becuase then its old before its even begun kinda thing? So basically do them laugh a lot and them keep stum about em. But things like fire bells are just for mugs.

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In year 9 we used to just do silly things in classes.

Like pass a note around telling everyone to do something at say, 9o'clock.

We got everyone to clap, cough, sit on the floor, push everything off the desks, etc. All at once. Was funny at the time. :rolleyes:

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Something a bit like the above that we did to a piss annoying french teacher in year 8, was to move all the desks forward a tiny bit every-time she wasn't looking, so eventually we'd be right up close to her squashed against the front then she'd go nuts and it was our mission to push all the tables to the back to see if she'd notice. Good times, damn i'm gonna miss that school.

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When our teacher went out to get some books, we moved the whole room the other way around. Everything was perfectly in place at the other end.

We had whiteboards at either end of the classroom. When she walked back in, she just carried on as normal, but looked a little confused. :lol:

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If your school has a fountain, pour detergent in it, and watch it fizz up and bubbles.

Pour jell-o powder into the toilet bowls the night before. It should harden the next day. Victim would get a surprise when he pees or takes a dump.

Do you guys have this "bomb-bag"? It's a small sachet-like plastic packet, about 2'' x 2''. When pressed, it swells and explodes, and the sound is quite loud. I used to throw them over occupied cubicles and give the occupants a scare.

And how do you go about cling-film the toilets?

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Read one somewhere about taking off the toilet lids and filling it with washing up liquid, so when the toilet is flushed it foams up everywhere...Foam is fun. Used to do it to the fountains in Nottingham Square all the time (before they were taken away :()

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We used to have a retard of a science teacher

one day we all just took one shoe off and put it on our desks next to our pencil cases she was just completely blagged and kept stumbling over her words when she was trying to teach...

turn all the room around like sit facing the back, the ballsy teachers will walk to the back and just teach from there, but the average teacher will just get all angry lol

get everyone to secretly rub vix under their eyes and just like act normal, it REALLY freaked our teacher out when everyone was just randomly sitting there with bright red eyes tears running down their faces lol

sneak in to your least favourite teachers classroom the morning before school starts with a few mates and build a massive pyramid in the middle of the room out of the desks and chairs and everything our 'rival' form group did that to our room one day lol so we nicked their form tutors puppet that he used teach with and sent him ransom notes lol

sit their and hum one note for as long as you can when the teachers trying to talk. works best iff done by a group of people spaced out around the room. (harder to tell where the sounds coming from and makes them more angry)

a funny/harmless one is just write notes saying *a name of someone on he back row* fancies *name of teacher* and then give it to the teacher and be like MISS someone keeps passing notes from the back! I'm trying learn here and its distracting me. person from the back gets a lil telling off and the teacher feels embarressed to talk to them lol

these are all normal everyday pranks really but still all fun :)

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