LukasMcNeal Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 tell me your favourite trials or not trials realated jokes.this ones a bit childish i just googled cycling jokes Mary had a bicycleShe rode it on the grassEvery time the wheel went roundA spoke went up her .... What do you call a bicycle built by a chemist?Bike-carbonate of soda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Well a man walks into a bar....OUCH! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Kylie Minougue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking along a bridge when Kylie slipped and got her head stuck in the railings.....Quick as a flash, Robbie whipped her thong to one side and shagged her. When he was finished he said to Elton "your turn".Elton started crying and said "but my head won't fit in the railings".LMFAODanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Kylie Minougue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking along a bridge when Kylie slipped and got her head stuck in the railings.....Quick as a flash, Robbie whipped her thong to one side and shagged her. When he was finished he said to Elton "your turn".Elton started crying and said "but my head won't fit in the railings".LMFAODanny. haha more jokes please Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Richard branson announcced a offer to the England rugby team as a sponsor, the officials from RBS replied with a graceful decline as they can't wear virgin on there back when the are getting screwed all the time.Love it!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 NMC Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 NMCAsh wins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T-REX FATTIMA Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) NMCa 6 year old boy had an older brother and they shared a roomhim and his girlfreind wanted to have sex so they didnt want the 6 year old to understand so the said words of making sandwichesbread!!!lettuce!!!ham!!!cheese!!!onions!!!tomateos!!!bread!!!and the little boy said '' stop making sandwiches your'e spiling mayonase on my face. Edited March 16, 2008 by T-REX FATTIMA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigman Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Kylie Minougue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking along a bridge when Kylie slipped and got her head stuck in the railings.....Quick as a flash, Robbie whipped her thong to one side and shagged her. When he was finished he said to Elton "your turn".Elton started crying and said "but my head won't fit in the railings".LMFAODanny.Stole my Joke, i sent him that on MSN, bloody bugger!Another:Got the latest football score from the african national cup today:Ghana 8 Ethiopia didn't.....Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Stole my Joke, i sent him that on MSN, bloody bugger!Another:Got the latest football score from the african national cup today:Ghana 8 Ethiopia didn't.....AdamLmaoooI was JUST about to post that,glad someone else did it for me!I LOL every time i read it!Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) NMCyer not bad. how i wish to be validated been in NMC for ages<---- almost 6 months Edited March 16, 2008 by spookylukey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Got the latest football score from the african national cup today:Ghana 8 Ethiopia didn't.....AdamROFLMFAODanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 yer not bad. how i wish to be validated been in NMC for agesTry using the funny thing called a shift button Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Try using the funny thing called a shift button i dont get it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 (edited) i I don't get it ? Two tiny mistakes but, worthy enough to not validate you. Just use punctuation, grammar and the shift button You will be fine, your spelling is fine so yeah just read before you post. Edited March 16, 2008 by Boss Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam F Posted March 16, 2008 Report Share Posted March 16, 2008 Kylie Minougue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking along a bridge when Kylie slipped and got her head stuck in the railings.....Quick as a flash, Robbie whipped her thong to one side and shagged her. When he was finished he said to Elton "your turn".Elton started crying and said "but my head won't fit in the railings".LMFAODanny.Haha! Thats a cracker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve@banbury-trials Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) a panda is walking down a street, he's just been to a strip club so now he's a little bit horny,so he finds a prostitute,she's sat on a bench , he sits down ,puts his arm round her and says ,"do you fancy coming back to mine?"the prostitute replies,"sorry ,but your a animal,i dont have anything against pandas but i just wouldn't feel comfartable."on hearing this the panda feels down ,but he really like the look of the prostitute so he asks ,"do you fancy a meal anyways ,at that new resturant,my treat?"the prostitute doesn't really want to go but she agrees as she feels a bit sorry for the panda. so of they go ,they go to the resturant and they wine and dine,both of them have a really fun time ,so on leaving the prostitute asks,"do you fancy coming back to my place?"of coarse the panda said yes,so they go to hers .they sit on the sofa and have a coffee ,chat away and start getting a bit cosey,hands and paws wander and they enventually end up in the the bedroom.they both have a awesome time,they do half the positions in the karma sutra and after many hours the panda finishes up doing his buisness on the prostitutes boobies.then he just walks out.the prostitute yells,"oi ,were do you think your going ,im a prostitute ,get back here and pay!"she then throws her dictionary at the panda and tells him to look up prostitute,and he does.the panda then throws the dictionary back at the prostitute and says ,"look up panda,go on! "the prostitute opens up the dictionary to look,the panda says ,"yeah thats right, pandas eat,shoots and leaves!" Edited March 17, 2008 by banbury trials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Bump Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dan_addison Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 A woman was shaking out a rug on the balcony of her 17th floor condominium when a sudden gust of wind blew her over the railing. "Damn, that was stupid," she thought as she fell. "What a way to die."As she passed the 14th floor, a man standing at his railing caught her in his arms.While she looked at him in disbelieving gratitude, he asked, "Do you suck?""No!" she shrieked, aghast.So, he dropped her.As she passed the 12th floor, another man reached out and caught her. "Do you screw?" he asked."Of course not!" she exclaimed before she could stop herself.He dropped her, too.The poor woman prayed to God for one more chance. As luck would have it, she was caught a third time, by a man on the eighth floor. "I suck! I screw!" she screamed in panic."Slut!" he said, and dropped her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ladd Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Kylie Minougue, Robbie Williams and Elton John were walking along a bridge when Kylie slipped and got her head stuck in the railings.....Quick as a flash, Robbie whipped her thong to one side and shagged her. When he was finished he said to Elton "your turn".Elton started crying and said "but my head won't fit in the railings".LMFAODanny.Hhahahahha Funny lad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 Keep the jokes coming some good ones in here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sam-Addy A3 Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignores their conversation at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come againand pee twice. Denna I come once-a more.""You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "Inthis country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun myfriend howa to spella Mississippi."Lmfao! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LukasMcNeal Posted March 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignores their conversation at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come againand pee twice. Denna I come once-a more.""You fowl-mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "Inthis country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"Hey, coola down lady," said the man, "Imma justa tellun myfriend howa to spella Mississippi."Lmfao! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil H Posted March 17, 2008 Report Share Posted March 17, 2008 (edited) What do you do if a bird sh*ts on your car?Don't ask her out againYou love it! Phil Edited March 17, 2008 by Phil H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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