Mark W Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I didn't really know where else to post this, and I thought some people on here might be interested that I got to see some old dude's shit coming out of his side.Anyway.The intention for today had been to go and ride Cantelowes bowl. However, me dropping my keys down a manhole (See Angry Thread) and taking an hour to find them whilst being wrist-deep in shit kinda screwed that idea up. We nibbled Southbank for a bit, then headed south to Kennington Bowl, whereupon we got locked in the park. Not so good. Climbed out over the fence, saw a woman with a pram stuck inside the other half of the park, who said she didn't want any help to get out when we asked if she wanted a hand.We decided to head back to Southbank 'cos it was looking like it was going to rain/it's kinda fun to ride there, and we rode some little nibble-spots in Elephant and Castle.We got to the infamous Marv-face-breaking bank-to-rail spot by Elephant leisure centre, when we started to get gently heckled by a tramp sitting on a wall drinking a bottle of White Stripe.Classy.He heckled us a bit more, during which time Mike's (person I was riding with) temper was reduced to virtually nothing, and he started heckling the tramp and so on. When the tramp realised that Mike wasn't happy, he asked Mike to go over to him. Tim and I were standing by the rail, watching this happen. The tramp pulled up his shirt and pulled his trousers down a bit, causing Tim to drop a 'WTF' and me to drop a 'LOL'. Anyway, having been given a 'show' by the old dude, Mike came over, and told us the guy had a hole in his stomach and that his "insides" were coming out. He'd apparently been sleeping in a phonebox and some dude had come up and stabbed him in the stomach and sliced across a bit.Being the kind souls we are, we called for an ambulance. Eventually a first-responder guy on a motorbike turns up, and starts talking to the guy. It turns out that this guy is a regular, and that he had been stabbed months ago causing him to need a colostomy bag. The guy is too lazy to go to the doctor's surgery every day to have it changed, and so what he does is wait until it fills up so much it splits, then does what he did to us and gets people to call an ambulance for him under the pretence of having been stabbed.That was kinda it really, but yeah, I got to see an old dude literally lose his shit today. Good times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Epic. That's all I can say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 where are the photos Thats pretty well erm disturbing! It also pisses me of a bit due to the fact that he does this to people to get attention! Maybe we can hunt him down on the next london ride and get some photos i see some old guy fall off of a bike once and rip half of his face off, ended up covered in blood and after thinking he was dead and then chocking on the blood he had in his throat i was sort of disturbed! he broke his nose knocked his teeth out and literaly pulled half of his face off, he then got up and tried to walk home! with many paramedicts trying to get him to the hospital. there was so much blood it trickled down the gutter and down a drain! I dont know how you reacted to what you saw but i was pretty erm shook up is the word! It bever looks like what you see on TV! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted March 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 "Hahahaha, oh my f**king God, hahahaha" was all I could say at the time of seeing a log of shit bursting through this guy's side. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 lesson of today lads! Get your colostomy bag changed when your told to Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tylerlovesalex Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 That is made of pure win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Hahaha. I swear london can just be the strangest place ever when it wants to be. Is that Mike that i posted a photo of a bit ago? Can imagine him heckling dying tramps haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted March 6, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah, a different Mike this time. 4 pegs, high seat, tiny bars, whips to frame, Southbank. All you need to know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 What a wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 You dont need a doctor to change a colostomy bag.So long as you've got a spare you can do it yourself.pretty weird that this guy would heckle people for an ambulance instead of just going there himself and getting some replacements.I thought hobo's were like the rest of us but without a home, I guess not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah, a different Mike this time. 4 pegs, high seat, tiny bars, whips to frame, Southbank. All you need to know Yer i'm pretty sure i've seen him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Some people in London are wierd, waiting for the tube to go Camden once and there was just some tramp standing there with piss pouring out the bottom of his trouser leg... he just stood there with a bemused smile.... f**king strange! Pah, don't be too judgemental though sure they all have there reasons and that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 LOL Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 I thought hobo's were like the rest of us but without a home, I guess not.Nah, some of them have got problems. There was one in Lancaster who was known to everyone, partly because he was always around but mostly because you could smell him from ten paces. Anyway, it later transpired that he owned a £300k house and a yacht and just one day decided to become homeless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah, some of them have got problems. There was one in Lancaster who was known to everyone, partly because he was always around but mostly because you could smell him from ten paces. Anyway, it later transpired that he owned a £300k house and a yacht and just one day decided to become homeless That's just odd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted March 6, 2008 Report Share Posted March 6, 2008 Nah, some of them have got problems. There was one in Lancaster who was known to everyone, partly because he was always around but mostly because you could smell him from ten paces. Anyway, it later transpired that he owned a £300k house and a yacht and just one day decided to become homeless There is a bloke like that who used to be on the train on the way home from work, he had a very nice victorian house in a pretty nice area of the town, nice cars kids ect. a few of us spoke to him and asked him why he didnt live at home, he said because he has worked hard all of his life and he can now go out and drink untill he cant remember his name, fall asleap in a doorway but also has a house to go home to. Odd in a way but opens your eyes a bit chatting to one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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