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Dan Clark

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The spiders that live in my room and insist on walking across my bed. I don't mind spiders but surely its more convienient for them to walk across the floor rather than up the leg of my bed, across and down the other side.

People who give bootlegs a good sound quality rating, downloading them and finding they sound like rusty nails being dragged across a dying cat.

The street light outside my window

The fact i can't stop farting

The bin men that will wake me up at 8am, like they do every week.

People who take an age at cashpoints/checkouts

Uni in general

My samsung phone having no ' button so when i type "i'll" it comes up "ill", does my nuts in.

Why pressing a different combo of buttons when sending a text i can go through 3 different menus just to press send.

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I'm hating the latest fashion of using 'age' at the end of certain sentences.

i.e. 'gona have a partyage'.

'was such randomage night'.

Total dicks, it doesn't make you sound cool, it makes you sound like a big floppy dick.

I hate thick people that are smug with themselves because they've come to some weird conclusion that their right in an argument, when they've totally missed the point. Trying to explain how they're wrong just elevates their smugness. f**king thick people. (typical example, Tesco jobsworth)

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People who copy their hates list from myspace... eh eh ;) I recognise that list Mr Berridge!!

Errr... without further ado, here's mine from myspace... :P

Hate Edge

iTunes on random!

Timing

Underage drinking

Smoking

Drugs

False reputations

Shit talkers

Liars

Fakes

I hate arrogant people, and the dude who rang my shop 3 times today even though I told him the first time he's going to have to bring his skates in so we know whether or not we'd be interested in them. People who don't listen are another good one, and the crackheads in Newport who talk shit.

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People who don't indicate becuase it's a small road and there's not many people about.

What's with the shit drivers that drive 35mph in a 30mph zone, an then as it goes into a 60mph limit they stay doing 35mph. An I hate people that are scared to overtake, if theres a bus doing like 30mph in a 60 an the old faggots in their Nissan Micras behind them are too scared to overtake them, then I have to overtake like 3 cars which works out to be like 3 or 4 bus lengths. Such a pisstake.

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* Tim Westwood

* People that slow to 3 mph to turn into a fairly large road

* People that comment on YouTube, when they know nothing of the subject

* Doormen & their smug power-trip attitude. (It's great when they try and give me grief - Yeah, I'm actually on the flyer and earning more than you tonight mate...)

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The fact I had something really good to write in here now I've forgotten.

Oh yeah, my bosses ignorance. I logged into the web admin today and realised we're not accepting paypal payments (which I knew) purely because he doesnt have it turned on. He then complains that transactions through the card machine take a month to clear, etc. etc.

Hello... get a PayPal account then?! 5 day transfers are a lot better than a month!

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Something that really pisses me off is my phone, when texting it occasionally decides it's time to send the message so I end up having to text again and explain etc.

These new tru kvlt black metal bands appearing all over now that sound so much worse than even the retards on those talent finding programs.

That terrible lily allen having her own show on the bbc.

The total lack of decent films in the cinema.

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WOMEN !

There so hard to understand.

For example; I'm at college yesterday with a really nice bird i've fancied for quite a long time, And we start talking up in the library (like we always do) and all of a sudden she tells me she's single. So i take her out, wine and dine her (Macky' Dee's :)) then drive her back to college and place tonsil tennis.

Then an hour later on our afternoon break she won't even talk to me ! :o

Then i get home from college and she rings me up wanting me to go round hers ?

WTF's that all about ?

Can some clever Russian invent a "Brainometer" or something ? PLEASE !

*I didn't actually take her to macky d's*

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