Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 When you think someone is your mate they turn around and stab you in the back Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 7, 2007 Report Share Posted August 7, 2007 f**k OFF! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted August 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Chav's who use the word "boss" in situations such as "Alright boss" and "Keep the change boss"Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 The black plastic springy hose that attaches the noisy end of a hoover to the sucky end does my head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 I got a fat kid on my bus that really dose do my nut in, he sucks up to me a litteraly licks my ass (which is very enjoyable), but i can't help myself from sticking up for him because EVERYONE i mean EVERYONE takes the piss out of him and i seem to be the only person that can stick up for him. Probably because I'm all 'back of the bus' and shit.hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 The black plastic springy hose that attaches the noisy end of a hoover to the sucky end does my head in.Dyson and Henry hoovers.Dunno why actually... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Simpsonize me avatars......f**k OFF!Like you can talk about avatars... Yours is terrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Max Quinn Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Chav's who use the word "boss" in situations such as "Alright boss" and "Keep the change boss"Cunts.Hahahah i use that word Along with loads more you probably hate.Nothing in particular is getting to me at the minute though, happy as larry Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robb_o Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Binge drinking girls...It's very unattractive.Fighting, puking, etc, should be left to us lads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted August 8, 2007 Report Share Posted August 8, 2007 Girls that spit or anyone that spits, just the other day i was being watched by a chav, he spat so i asked him why and he told me he had a tooth absess Twats.Adam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radfax Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 mummy and daddy boys/girlsGet everything they want and have no realistic grasp on life as they get what they want when they want and they get perminantly stuck at the age of 12!Pathetic teenagers pathetic teenagers that are going to smash every one up... who give a shit? Uck off we dont really give a crap, most of the time we dont even know who they are! Car InsuranceYou have so pay £1000 on a 1.0l citerion AX due to the pikies/mummies boys/girls smashing thier/mummys cars up Chavie rude boy pikies that think they can driveFor the above reason mainly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted August 9, 2007 Report Share Posted August 9, 2007 Car InsuranceYou have so pay £1000 on a 1.0l citerion AX due to the pikies/mummies boys/girls smashing thier/mummys cars upThats not strictly true - if you didn't have to pay that and prices were reasonable you wouldn't go out and buy an ax because it's cheap to insure you'd go out and buy an impreza or an evo or something which is rediculusly over powered for a first car. Then you go out and crash it in the first five mins because you wouldn't know how to handle a car with that power. high car insurance prices are a good thing in the long run as i'm sure you'll be saying when you're 40 driving your own latest bmw or merc not wanting to be smashed into at 150 by a knob in a scooby. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 people (except Tomm) with simpsonized avatars. they look stupid and i have to read your usernames, inconsiderate shites. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted August 11, 2007 Report Share Posted August 11, 2007 (except Tomm)and its true what his custom member title says! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Has anyone seen my shoe? Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 Haha, but I look good! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted August 12, 2007 Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I was trying to find a Family Guy one, but I failed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted August 12, 2007 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2007 I'm an old black guy, so I'm easily recognizable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 So this is a thread where you can basically have a rant about anything, it's not an Angry Thread. You can still go an vent your frustration in there... this is more for the grumpy old men that are inside of us yearning to just have a moan about anything. You could call it slagging off anything (it is slagging off) but don't direct your frustration at anyone in particular and don't use anybodys names, if you want to slag someone off then do it to they're face.I'd like to start with: New Members that have personal website addresses in their sigs, but the 'url' doesn't lead anywhere. Instead you get a: 'Sorry, but the page or the file that you're looking for is not here.' It's like, why are you bothering you jebend? You don't ride in a team, and you obviously don't have a team website so who are you trying to fool you massive jeb.Another thing that grinds my gears are badly colour co-ordinated bikes an then the owner thinks it looks good. I mean get real mate, looks like you bought it from oxfam.What grinds your gears?... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 kids who are two small who ride stockkids who cant ride with top range koxx/monty bikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 People that think they know more that you, and try to prove you wrong even though you could bet your life they are wrong. LBS's for example, went in to see if they sold bleed kits and they started ranting saying I'd need them to send it back via them to the manufacturers to get it re-bled. WTF? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Harding Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 (edited) when people post threads when there is already one on the subjecthttp://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....p;#entry1317428lol sorry Edited February 29, 2008 by Curtis-e-Bear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boon racoon Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Not that i'm grumpy or anything but... bad ketchupnon repliers to text messagesidiot driversslow driversmyspace security measure of making me input letters to update this list"best of both" breadmagnersgeniunely forgetting thingshayfeverpeople not paying what they owenon answerers of phonesfaffing when organising thingsnon contactable people when organising thingspeople who go on about a "new" thing when you were there from the beginning, then think you're trying to be coolplans that fail16 year olds use of the word "rave"when things are never simple when they should bepeople lacking basic geographical knowledge of the ukmy allergy to cats even though i adore them no-longer ironic t-shirtscushions on sofas or chairstalking on the phoneshampoo in the eyespeople standing in the way when i'm trying to rideforeigners who don't understandnot getting in to clubsself righteousnessbad kebabsuneducated chavvy peoplelying to look cooldrunken injurieslosing keysbad hair daystraffic jams (unless you make them fun!)boring peoplefloodingrainhsbcmudnot having my phonephone billspeople having music that's on my music list on their music listbands splitting upnot knowing where my glasses arehouse phones. seriously, what's the need for one?the esso garage closing meaning there's no cash point on the way to the pub anymoremyspace advertisingkate nashdickhead women who think i can't ride on public propertypeople patronising mesoup which is too hot to eattalcum powder left on the bathbottles of drink rolling around in the front when drivingdropdead clothingdrunk diallingdrunk textingdrunk msningdrunk myspacingdrunk facebookingpaper not vinyl stickersthe spider that lives in my wing mirrorbmw driverspolice planning to book me when other people are bricking riot vansyobbosless than 4 pints for £10seagulswalking a long way somewhere when you know it's a waste of timelosing my glassesgetting stuck behind a bus on the B3130bridge swingspussying out of moves when they're doable but have big risktake away which isn't what you orderedbeing woken up when trying to sleeppeople crying for no reasonfussy girlsunmarked police carsthe fact i'm a sugar fiendthe motorway being closeddiversionstrafficsandwiches that look nice but taste rankpower mad workmen(who refuse to listen)power mad securitygetting lostmy mum going through my thingsmy mum moving my stuffvirgin mediabad timingwrong impressionsfriends (tv show)the fact the world would be a lot tidier without tea or coffeenot having enough time to do things i used to enjoyhaving no motivationbeing very bad at planningthe fact i wouldn't stick to a plan even if i had onemy supervision tutortripping over wires in my roommy house being coldco-op (expensive, hectic, slow, and shit)the twang/view/enemylet's dance to joy divisionnot finishing my dinnermy firefox playing up since the other daythe fact reinstalling it will lose all my settingsmy right hand monitor burning outstubbing my toemy internet being slow (all the time)myspace being slow and unreliable (all the time)the number 7 button being broken on my phonethe car alarm that goes off ALL the time outside my windowwalking downstairs and realising you've forgotten something upstairsjacksons in hyde park always being busythe cash point at jacksons in hyde park always being busystuck up adults who think it's your job to move out of their way at all costs because you're a "youth"over-doing itpizza cano (food poisoners!)dramasmy effort in 1st term of 3rd year at unipeople trying to start a pit for crystal castlesteddybear durkhead kid (what a willy)slamming of doorsnot having all of my 4 major items on me at any given timeaffect / effectbeing cold outside then being too warm when you go insidepeople handing out flyersnot being able to get upironing or having to ironcabin fevermy addiction to coca-cola and sweetsthe fact i always cook too much dinner and waste somesimple mistakes you don't realise taking ages to solvethat this list makes me sound like a miserable b*****d?greggs' attempt at making bacon & sausage sandwiches. yuckbitterly-cold-nesstrains (sometimes)the track 'good shoes - all in my head' ruining their album @ track 4facebook applicationsrevolving doorsallergiesbreaking my glasses and being blindthe cost of new glassesbeing tiredCOMM3750 - communications industriesbeing incapable of getting up in the morningnot being able to access the new media server from homethat i eat too much crapgetting distracted easilymy house being a black hole for phone receptionpeople with labels hanging out of their clothes. grr!librariesonly being able to find girls toilets in leeds uni library!my dodgy left knee clicking alwaysmy random body temperaturescoca-cola being taken off offer in jacksonsthe constant lack of galaxy bars in jacksonsanything connected to utility bills or utility companiespeople who are rude when corresponding over the internetpeople trying to tell you something you know is wrong because you experienced it first-handparagraphs of un-justified textlosing my glovesbeing woken uplast minute stresseswhen nights go too quicklywhen you don't want things to endtidying up after partiespeople who drop chewing gum on the floor in your housepeople who put chewing gum in your bed in your housedrunk people when i'm soberpeople who're pricks to you from the outsetmissing homethe fact i can't open my front door one-handedrogue crispsyou know, the ones that are ridiculously coated in flavouring they almost make you sickpeople who are so fat they can't walk forwards and have to walk/waddle in a sideways motionpeople pushing buttons on pedestrian crossings or lifts when they're already illuminatedcutting finger / toe nails too shortblokes who piss right into the middle of a toilet so it makes the most noise possibletoothacheneighbours being taken off over xmasfirst badgerlinenailsea to bristol bus prices (£6 return!)that if you take a bike on the train you get treated like satanpeople that don't use both sides of the pumps at petrol stationswhiskey. pure and simplewhen you try and get the ice from the bottom of a glass then it falls on your facewisdom teethbad television receptionworkmen drilling and/or banging in the house next doorbreaking my glasses (2nd pair on the list!)crashing hardpubs that don't let you wear a hat insidemy teethagonywhen you chew gum for so long it goes mushyacquiring network addressslow progresscabin fevernot leaving the house all daynot seeing any daylightbeing on holdthe corrs (see above)when people text you to tell you their new number and only put their first name, assuming you only know one person with that namezulfi's kebabsthat i look bad in every picture i'm ever inrobbing bastardstreading on broken glasspeople using facebook to determine the be all and end all of everythingmy new front doorgetting chilli in your eyedehydrationpeople trying to show offpeople trying to be crazy, mad, whacky bastardsbeing the laziest person everpeople that walk slowlywhen you walk past someone and are unsure whether to stop and talkflyering people that do/don't decide to hand you a flyer judging by the way you lookcups of f**king tea. seriously!people that drop littermessy photosname droppingbroken glasspeople on trains that scowl when you sit next to themreally bad advertsphone reception in my house (being non existent)zulfi's kebabsinformation societyalways falling asleep when watching tvsitting on broken glassour new neighboursphishingpeople whinging3 out of 4 of my pillowssainsburys salt & vinegar swirls being addictiveTHAT f**kING CAR ALARM outside my houseknives in the washing up bowlshop workers who treat my debit card like shit when i use chip & pinwhy else do you think i'm on issue 4?!people who make a mess and/or break thingslosing my clothespeople who are annoying and ugly (i can only tolerate 1, not both!)english people portrayed on american programsfirefox updatescutting myself chopping vegetablesstanding on my shoelaces so they un dothings sticking to my feetpeople with no respectour new neighbours moaning about noiseour new neighbours calling the police alwaysour neighbours saying they're taking us to court (ha!)people who you let jump in the queue with you and them and all their mates think it's acceptable to go in front of you when you let them in in the first place!having to look after messy peoplepeople who are so messy it's embarassing to you and otherspranging out / things going westpeople who say one thing then do anotherneighbours on channel 5..with advertsskins (the most over rated program ever)when the week goes too fastchavs on scooters / in cars shouting when i'm ridingbarnsley in general - what a shit holeuni presentationsmemory losspeople with bluetooth headsetspeople with handsfree kitsprocrastinatinghouse viewingsnot knowing what i wantwhen you walk along and see someone you know, slow down a bit and get the awkward 'don't know whether to stop and talk'when people tell mention things they blatantly only found out from myspace / facebookold people who spit in my directionpushing doors when you're meant to pullpulling doors when you're meant to pushescalators that are at opposite ends..totally illogical!slow computerslaptopslosing my clothessleeping with the window openour grill being the slowest thing ever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 myspace and everything associated with itgeneric taste in music and fashionbad mannerswarm lagerloose womenpeople that use +1, spell words purposely incorrect, say epic fail and all the other shitty continuous internet inspired vocabulary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 People who don't indicate becuase it's a small road and there's not many people about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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