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What Grinds Your Gears?


Dan Clark

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I got a fat kid on my bus that really dose do my nut in, he sucks up to me a litteraly licks my ass (which is very enjoyable), but i can't help myself from sticking up for him because EVERYONE i mean EVERYONE takes the piss out of him and i seem to be the only person that can stick up for him. Probably because I'm all 'back of the bus' and shit.

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Chav's who use the word "boss" in situations such as "Alright boss" and "Keep the change boss"

Cunts.

Hahahah i use that word :P Along with loads more you probably hate.

Nothing in particular is getting to me at the minute though, happy as larry ^_^

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mummy and daddy boys/girls

Get everything they want and have no realistic grasp on life as they get what they want when they want and they get perminantly stuck at the age of 12!

Pathetic teenagers

pathetic teenagers that are going to smash every one up... who give a shit? Uck off we dont really give a crap, most of the time we dont even know who they are!

Car Insurance

You have so pay £1000 on a 1.0l citerion AX due to the pikies/mummies boys/girls smashing thier/mummys cars up

Chavie rude boy pikies that think they can drive

For the above reason mainly!

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Car Insurance

You have so pay £1000 on a 1.0l citerion AX due to the pikies/mummies boys/girls smashing thier/mummys cars up

Thats not strictly true - if you didn't have to pay that and prices were reasonable you wouldn't go out and buy an ax because it's cheap to insure you'd go out and buy an impreza or an evo or something which is rediculusly over powered for a first car. Then you go out and crash it in the first five mins because you wouldn't know how to handle a car with that power. high car insurance prices are a good thing in the long run as i'm sure you'll be saying when you're 40 driving your own latest bmw or merc not wanting to be smashed into at 150 by a knob in a scooby.

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  • 6 months later...

So this is a thread where you can basically have a rant about anything, it's not an Angry Thread.

You can still go an vent your frustration in there... this is more for the grumpy old men that are inside of us yearning to just have a moan about anything. You could call it slagging off anything (it is slagging off) but don't direct your frustration at anyone in particular and don't use anybodys names, if you want to slag someone off then do it to they're face.

I'd like to start with:

New Members that have personal website addresses in their sigs, but the 'url' doesn't lead anywhere. Instead you get a: 'Sorry, but the page or the file that you're looking for is not here.' It's like, why are you bothering you jebend? You don't ride in a team, and you obviously don't have a team website so who are you trying to fool you massive jeb.

Another thing that grinds my gears are badly colour co-ordinated bikes an then the owner thinks it looks good. I mean get real mate, looks like you bought it from oxfam.

What grinds your gears?...

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People that think they know more that you, and try to prove you wrong even though you could bet your life they are wrong.

LBS's for example, went in to see if they sold bleed kits and they started ranting saying I'd need them to send it back via them to the manufacturers to get it re-bled. WTF?

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Not that i'm grumpy or anything but... :closedeyes:

bad ketchup

non repliers to text messages

idiot drivers

slow drivers

myspace security measure of making me input letters to update this list

"best of both" bread

magners

geniunely forgetting things

hayfever

people not paying what they owe

non answerers of phones

faffing when organising things

non contactable people when organising things

people who go on about a "new" thing when you were there from the beginning, then think you're trying to be cool

plans that fail

16 year olds use of the word "rave"

when things are never simple when they should be

people lacking basic geographical knowledge of the uk

my allergy to cats even though i adore them :(

no-longer ironic t-shirts

cushions on sofas or chairs

talking on the phone

shampoo in the eyes

people standing in the way when i'm trying to ride

foreigners who don't understand

not getting in to clubs

self righteousness

bad kebabs

uneducated chavvy people

lying to look cool

drunken injuries

losing keys

bad hair days

traffic jams (unless you make them fun!)

boring people

flooding

rain

hsbc

mud

not having my phone

phone bills

people having music that's on my music list on their music list

bands splitting up

not knowing where my glasses are

house phones. seriously, what's the need for one?

the esso garage closing meaning there's no cash point on the way to the pub anymore

myspace advertising

kate nash

dickhead women who think i can't ride on public property

people patronising me

soup which is too hot to eat

talcum powder left on the bath

bottles of drink rolling around in the front when driving

dropdead clothing

drunk dialling

drunk texting

drunk msning

drunk myspacing

drunk facebooking

paper not vinyl stickers

the spider that lives in my wing mirror

bmw drivers

police planning to book me when other people are bricking riot vans

yobbos

less than 4 pints for £10

seaguls

walking a long way somewhere when you know it's a waste of time

losing my glasses

getting stuck behind a bus on the B3130

bridge swings

pussying out of moves when they're doable but have big risk

take away which isn't what you ordered

being woken up when trying to sleep

people crying for no reason

fussy girls

unmarked police cars

the fact i'm a sugar fiend

the motorway being closed

diversions

traffic

sandwiches that look nice but taste rank

power mad workmen(who refuse to listen)

power mad security

getting lost

my mum going through my things

my mum moving my stuff

virgin media

bad timing

wrong impressions

friends (tv show)

the fact the world would be a lot tidier without tea or coffee

not having enough time to do things i used to enjoy

having no motivation

being very bad at planning

the fact i wouldn't stick to a plan even if i had one

my supervision tutor

tripping over wires in my room

my house being cold

co-op (expensive, hectic, slow, and shit)

the twang/view/enemy

let's dance to joy division

not finishing my dinner

my firefox playing up since the other day

the fact reinstalling it will lose all my settings

my right hand monitor burning out

stubbing my toe

my internet being slow (all the time)

myspace being slow and unreliable (all the time)

the number 7 button being broken on my phone

the car alarm that goes off ALL the time outside my window

walking downstairs and realising you've forgotten something upstairs

jacksons in hyde park always being busy

the cash point at jacksons in hyde park always being busy

stuck up adults who think it's your job to move out of their way at all costs because you're a "youth"

over-doing it

pizza cano (food poisoners!)

dramas

my effort in 1st term of 3rd year at uni

people trying to start a pit for crystal castles

teddybear durkhead kid (what a willy)

slamming of doors

not having all of my 4 major items on me at any given time

affect / effect

being cold outside then being too warm when you go inside

people handing out flyers

not being able to get up

ironing or having to iron

cabin fever

my addiction to coca-cola and sweets

the fact i always cook too much dinner and waste some

simple mistakes you don't realise taking ages to solve

that this list makes me sound like a miserable b*****d?

greggs' attempt at making bacon & sausage sandwiches. yuck

bitterly-cold-ness

trains (sometimes)

the track 'good shoes - all in my head' ruining their album @ track 4

facebook applications

revolving doors

allergies

breaking my glasses and being blind

the cost of new glasses

being tired

COMM3750 - communications industries

being incapable of getting up in the morning

not being able to access the new media server from home

that i eat too much crap

getting distracted easily

my house being a black hole for phone reception

people with labels hanging out of their clothes. grr!

libraries

only being able to find girls toilets in leeds uni library!

my dodgy left knee clicking always

my random body temperatures

coca-cola being taken off offer in jacksons

the constant lack of galaxy bars in jacksons

anything connected to utility bills or utility companies

people who are rude when corresponding over the internet

people trying to tell you something you know is wrong because you experienced it first-hand

paragraphs of un-justified text

losing my gloves

being woken up

last minute stresses

when nights go too quickly

when you don't want things to end

tidying up after parties

people who drop chewing gum on the floor in your house

people who put chewing gum in your bed in your house

drunk people when i'm sober

people who're pricks to you from the outset

missing home

the fact i can't open my front door one-handed

rogue crisps

you know, the ones that are ridiculously coated in flavouring they almost make you sick

people who are so fat they can't walk forwards and have to walk/waddle in a sideways motion

people pushing buttons on pedestrian crossings or lifts when they're already illuminated

cutting finger / toe nails too short

blokes who piss right into the middle of a toilet so it makes the most noise possible

toothache

neighbours being taken off over xmas

first badgerline

nailsea to bristol bus prices (£6 return!)

that if you take a bike on the train you get treated like satan

people that don't use both sides of the pumps at petrol stations

whiskey. pure and simple

when you try and get the ice from the bottom of a glass then it falls on your face

wisdom teeth

bad television reception

workmen drilling and/or banging in the house next door

breaking my glasses (2nd pair on the list!)

crashing hard

pubs that don't let you wear a hat inside

my teeth

agony

when you chew gum for so long it goes mushy

acquiring network address

slow progress

cabin fever

not leaving the house all day

not seeing any daylight

being on hold

the corrs (see above)

when people text you to tell you their new number and only put their first name, assuming you only know one person with that name

zulfi's kebabs

that i look bad in every picture i'm ever in

robbing bastards

treading on broken glass

people using facebook to determine the be all and end all of everything

my new front door

getting chilli in your eye

dehydration

people trying to show off

people trying to be crazy, mad, whacky bastards

being the laziest person ever

people that walk slowly

when you walk past someone and are unsure whether to stop and talk

flyering people that do/don't decide to hand you a flyer judging by the way you look

cups of f**king tea. seriously!

people that drop litter

messy photos

name dropping

broken glass

people on trains that scowl when you sit next to them

really bad adverts

phone reception in my house (being non existent)

zulfi's kebabs

information society

always falling asleep when watching tv

sitting on broken glass

our new neighbours

phishing

people whinging

3 out of 4 of my pillows

sainsburys salt & vinegar swirls being addictive

THAT f**kING CAR ALARM outside my house

knives in the washing up bowl

shop workers who treat my debit card like shit when i use chip & pin

why else do you think i'm on issue 4?!

people who make a mess and/or break things

losing my clothes

people who are annoying and ugly (i can only tolerate 1, not both!)

english people portrayed on american programs

firefox updates

cutting myself chopping vegetables

standing on my shoelaces so they un do

things sticking to my feet

people with no respect

our new neighbours moaning about noise

our new neighbours calling the police always

our neighbours saying they're taking us to court (ha!)

people who you let jump in the queue with you and them and all their mates think it's acceptable to go in front of you when you let them in in the first place!

having to look after messy people

people who are so messy it's embarassing to you and others

pranging out / things going west

people who say one thing then do another

neighbours on channel 5..with adverts

skins (the most over rated program ever)

when the week goes too fast

chavs on scooters / in cars shouting when i'm riding

barnsley in general - what a shit hole

uni presentations

memory loss

people with bluetooth headsets

people with handsfree kits

procrastinating

house viewings

not knowing what i want

when you walk along and see someone you know, slow down a bit and get the awkward 'don't know whether to stop and talk'

when people tell mention things they blatantly only found out from myspace / facebook

old people who spit in my direction

pushing doors when you're meant to pull

pulling doors when you're meant to push

escalators that are at opposite ends..totally illogical!

slow computers

laptops

losing my clothes

sleeping with the window open

our grill being the slowest thing ever

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myspace and everything associated with it

generic taste in music and fashion

bad manners

warm lager

loose women

people that use +1, spell words purposely incorrect, say epic fail and all the other shitty continuous internet inspired vocabulary

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