Dan Clark Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Female comedians.They are all terrible, I have yet to see one that is genuinely funny. Not trying to be sexist but it's true, women are not funny. I always watch stand up shows, some middle aged single woman comes on, and their act can be summed up 99% of the time by this:"PMS lol! I love chocolate, I hate girls who are prettier than me, PMS lol!"With the occasional "men suck" joke if they are particularly feminist/lesbian. The audience seems to agree with me too, no-one really laughs except the occasional chuckle, probably out of sympathy.I'm not sexist in any way at all, but women, know your limits, stay out of comedy clubs.So yeah, what grinds your gears? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 London slang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 The stupid people who take down all the S43 stickers we put up every time we went in the lift to Jens flat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Pointless/useless/unnecessary bullshit.For instance, 'please wait while we transfer you to your search results' WHY THE f**k, WOULD I EVER WANT TO WAIT, EVER. The internet is meant to be fast, not some nancy boy 'I'll put this useless screen in to look good' f**kwit. It doesn't even do anything because you can click through it, which is bollocks.AND, People Who Type Like This, It's Really f**king Annoying, It's Not Like It's Propper Capitalisation, Nor Faster than typing like this, makes the person look so f**king retarded. I really do want to slap every person who does it. f**kheads.GAHH.Feels good to rant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 The stupid people who take down all the S43 stickers we put up every time we went in the lift to Jens flat.James Has 12,000 Of The New Two Part "Hello, My Name Is" Stickers, So People Can Rip That Shit Down All They Want <3 Fat Pants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted July 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Unnecessary large rants about stupid subjects are exactly what this thread is about Regarding my post, I'm not sure where black women comedians come in, I think they are better suited in the "crap black comedians" section instead of being alone in the "good women comedians" section, cos they talk about being black, not being a women. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Most black comedians suck in general. Its like the only joke they can come out with is how if they were white they'd get life easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Clark Posted July 22, 2007 Author Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Chris Rock has the potential to be funny, but then once in a while he throws in a really really terrible joke that just ruins the whole experience for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I agree with the man Cosby. Jo Brand for instance is just boring. I'd rather lick-out Sandi Toksvig than listen to that old bat rant on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew_Gibson Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 (edited) I agree, I watched Jo brand, all she she talked about was boobs, NOT funny. Jimmy Carr, Lee Evans, billy conoly, Also anyone seen Eddie Murphy - Delirious its rather good, too much swearing. I may put it on you tube or sumat!EDIT: im actually watching Jimmy car now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Edited July 22, 2007 by Matt Gibson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Egg Fried Rice Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Useless post but as for comedians, Russell Peters has got to be my favourite lol so funnyRussell Peters - OutsourcedJKAnyways, back on topic lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 I agree with the man Cosby. Jo Brand for instance is just boring. I'd rather lick-out Sandi Toksvig than listen to that old bat rant on.But would you rather lick jo Brand out? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Janson Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Splash screens (clock here to continue etc) on websites really, really piss me off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 James Has 12,000 Of The New Two Part "Hello, My Name Is" Stickers, So People Can Rip That Shit Down All They Want <3 Fat PantsYeah Jen Bought A Tenners Worth, Which Was 600 Or Something, I Got A Handful To Chuck Up Around Weston (And On The MegaBus) But The Rate I'm Going I'll Need More Soon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Pillows!! They get flat overnight and you end up sleeping in an awkward position. Also they heat up really easily, when my head is hot i turn the pillow over so it's nice and cool, but in a matter of seconds it gets warm again without cooling my head down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted July 22, 2007 Report Share Posted July 22, 2007 Family Gatherings.Having spent most of the day bored out of my skull, todays family gathering was only slightly redeemed by catching the end of Police Academy 4.I guess it's just the age gap which annoys me. My cousins are 15, max, and are OK untill they think they're really cool and original, when infact I think every 15 year old as made thier own Jackass video...My elder relatives, well, I have nothing in common with them, except that some part of my DNA is fairly similar to some of theirs. They seem to forget I am 18 and do not have the faintest clue about Margaret Thatcher, because I was not born then, so asking me what I thought about her, was probably not a good way of involving me in any form of engaging conversation.I'm usually pretty good at getting out of them, I work Saturday and Sunday, and these events are never during the week, so I'm home free. By some terrible co-incidense, I had the weekend off work. Excelent I thought, I can go out with my friends, and endure a well deserved hang over Sunday. Not so as my mother kindly informs me that at 9 this morning we would be treking into Richmond just to meet up with said relatives, which distroyed my plans entirely, as that meant I could not stay at the friends house I had allready organised.Why could you possibly want to have a massive event invloving 20+ family members, and then decide that having one 18 attend, with no-one in thier age group 3 years either side, would be an enjoyable or exhilarating experience.Dammit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 probably the funniest thread i bve ever read, wierd really i was arguing with this bird the other night telling her female comedians were useless, she wasnt having it though she thinks catherine tate and two pints of lager is funny . . . shame really she's a looker but mehon the black comedian note i know what you mean bugs me how peopl moan about hardships they didnt even suffer? jews , black slavery etc? just me?!on the black comedian note dave chapelle is one of the funniest guys going , mocks racism and political correcvtness all the time which makes a nice change to " some honky comes up to me and says . . . . . . " Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Scarlet Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Mobility Scooters!They go speeding down the busy high street dodging in and out of people as they go, yet most of the users of mobility scooters are just old lazy people, I've seen a woman walk a dog with one, and a guy who lives across the road from me got a puncture once and pushed it home. ?4X4's/Jeep'sWho really needs a car of this size?, screw speeding, the reason why accidents have gone up is because there are too many people with one of these kinds of cars.It defies the original body shape of a car, an average car has a low bonnet so if you was to be hit by a car, it would take your legs out and you would go on top of the car, rather than underneath.I've heard it happen, one of my primary school teachers was killed in this way by a 4X4.Besides?, what exactly is the plural of the word Jeep?, Jeeps just sounds silly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Deere Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Female comedians indeed... There's only one I've ever found funny, and that's Karen Taylor who has recently had a series on BBC 3. I guess it's the Beebs way of apologising for appalling Little Miss Joceline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 I guess it's the Beebs way of apologising for appalling Little Miss Joceline.You take that back! She was good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clarkytrials Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 people who turn and dont indicate which proceeds to them f**king there horn at you and ranting at you because they nearly ran you over.uk weatherchavs "do a trick,iam fooking wankered m8" no f**k off,w*nkers.alot of stuff that grinds my gears could be posted but theres too many. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 You take that back! She as good as contracting maleria. Boydshops that lie about how long a job will take annoy me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andeee Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 LOL peter griffin of family guy said " you know what really grinds my gears" LOL Well i dont like all these moped crews racing around on there gillera runners, speedfighters and nrgs with there technigases riding round like they own the place pipping at people trying to sh*t them up. Boy racers i dont like them they drive round like there all hard shouting out there windows mouthing off at you etc. LOL this is a good topic. Andrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 Well i dont like all these moped crews racing around on there gillera runners, speedfighters and nrgs with there technigases riding round like they own the place pipping at people trying to sh*t them up.And when they dock the throttle thinking it will either make it sound like they have gears or assuming it will make it faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted July 23, 2007 Report Share Posted July 23, 2007 just pull up on a big big...they soon calm down. my drz supermoto was loud in a different league to their 50 sm replicas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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