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P-Diddyvon slept straight through the damn thing. Everyone else was up watching Shaun of the dead. My housemate thought i'd farted for an instant, then we thought something had fallen down upstairs, so as the walls were moving backwards and forwards we went upstairs to have a brief check. Nothing had fallen over so we gingerly opened the door to our dodgy boiler thinking it might have blown up, alas no.. we're still stuck with dodgy heating.

Sticking our head out the window and seeing the kebab shop owners walking out the shop they soon established that it "were a mo'f**kin earfquake mate!"

Then we played guitar hero....

TRUE STORY!

To all the other images of dogs and cats and mystic rape....

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The real question lies not in whether the intraplate cracks caused this earthquake, but in whether Kate McCann is a MILF or not?

Would you dare take the risk? She has form, and will kill again if provoked*.

*Provoked is not the same as Provost, which is quite a high local office in the church. It's definately a noun and not a verb. Despite what young people might come up with, you can not be provosted into klling or maining.

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And yet you show no picard

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It wasn't for the want of trying :P

Would you dare take the risk? She has form, and will kill again if provoked*.

*Provoked is not the same as Provost, which is quite a high local office in the church. It's definately a noun and not a verb. Despite what young people might come up with, you can not be provosted into klling or maining.

I could take Kate McCann.

You can take that sentence any way you want to.

Kate McCann a MILF? I think not. She obviously doesn't want her kids, won't be surprised when the other goes missing.

Kris I see that bloke that I've forgotten the name of and rise you

Cpt Pickard

Her mothering skills only reflect on how good her Mother's Day present haul is (TF Notice: That means next Sunday, March 2nd!), not how much I'd tap that.

Or wouldn't, as the case may be.

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