Token Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 ...another typical TF thread, lobster dogs and talk of rape. Good night gentlemen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 You're twisted Sir. In some countries you'd be burned at the stake, here the only punishment is moderating a trials based Internet forum, and seeing the same pre-pubescent questions coming up every month...Hmmm, I hear a chopper being scrambled.Fixed And for the record, Mystic Meg's gash is safe from Mr. Winky. Who would ever go there? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 The old school, unedited versions of them dominate.Then James said "You, negro chap! Go get me that totty so I can give her six of the best for Her Majesty over this ornate grand piano!"I'd LOVE to hear Daniel Craig say that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Dunna start with the dogs. They just destroy threads and are extremley annoying.Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 But really. More earthquake Oh come on, the earthquake thing is so... ~checks watch~ an hour ago. We've moved on... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Oh come on, the earthquake thing is so... ~checks watch~ an hour ago. We've moved on...LMAO. Spose.Anyone else still Hungry ? That didn't fill me Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Remember, cats can feel the tremours too... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Then James said "You, negro chap! Go get me that totty so I can give her six of the best for Her Majesty over this ornate grand piano!"I'd LOVE to hear Daniel Craig say that "Negroes" and "Negresses" get dropped out regularly, one chapter was called "Nigger heaven". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm hungry Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 pastas done ... but wtf happened to this thread??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peperami Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 ARGH NOT THE CATS!Hang on... of all the women in the world, what made you think about having unconsenting sex with mystic meg? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 "Negroes" and "Negresses" get dropped out regularly, one chapter was called "Nigger heaven".Holy Moly! That Flemming was quite the bigot! Anyway, James Bond. Worst. Spy. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Much like what occured during the Earthquake, a lot of shit went down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 ARGH NOT THE CATS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Holy Moly! That Flemming was quite the bigot! Anyway, James Bond. Worst. Spy. Ever.You should see what he's got to say on the subject of women's rights and homosexuals, haha. It's mental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 You should see what he's got to say on the subject of women's rights and homosexuals, haha. It's mental.I'm guessing he's not a fan? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I'm hungry Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 what you recon for desert? 2 traffic light lollys or a tiramisu (cant f**king spell it) cake thing?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's a larger understatement than Kate McCann's "Maybe we shouldn't have left her alone in the room" clanger. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SQuiT-man Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 So, big question..Is eating cold beans out of the can at 2am when you've had a few drinks and cant b assed to cook (and have nothing else to cook).. RIGHT or WRONGi vote right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 what you recon for desert? 2 traffic light lollys or a tiramisu (cant f**king spell it) cake thing??A lovely bit of smack, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peperami Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 You should see what he's got to say on the subject of women's rights and homosexuals, haha. It's mental.What james bond books were you reading!? Mein kampf?"Heil Bond!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 So, big question..Is eating cold beans out of the can at 2am when you've had a few drinks and cant b assed to cook (and have nothing else to cook).. RIGHT or WRONGi vote rightWrong, purely because if you possess beans there's a chance you also possess bread, and if so, you could now be eating a f**king awesome meal of beans on toast. As it is, you're now eating harricot beans in a congealed sauce.Epic fail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peperami Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 what you recon for desert? 2 traffic light lollys or a tiramisu (cant f**king spell it) cake thing??Tiramisu. If you can eat a family sized one you can call yourself a man.You wont ever eat tiramisu again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 What james bond books were you reading!? Mein kampf?"Heil Bond!"The entire collection of the original Penguin books, published in the 50's. One pricey mo'f**kin' box-set. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) HOT DAWG,that was a mighty quakehow can there be a 4.7 earthquake with the epicentre in hull, there's no tectonic plate edges for f**king MILES Edited February 27, 2008 by Disasterboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
F-Stop Junkie Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 That's a larger understatement than Kate McCann's "Maybe we shouldn't have left her alone in the room" clanger."We'll give them some medicine, let them sleep while we - allegedly - attend a swingers night and get poked every which way."A few hours later..."That's *not* Calpol? D'oh... Quick, you raise the alarm while I hide the body..."Yup, TF. It gets edgy when it's late, and there's been a f**king earthquakehow can there be a 4.7 earthquake with the epicentre in hull, there's no tectonic plate edges for f**king MILESMeh, plates wobble, waddyagonnado? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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