basher Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Well it wasn't my first time, but there was blood on the walls... after closer, from me! God what a day that was !! erm right lol care to explain. banger your head of something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M-i-t-c-h Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 hahahha on thw walls????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) Banjo!...must have been going at it, it was like a bloody horror scene! Edited February 26, 2008 by Concussion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 that would be amusing!we should start the "who's snapped their banjo" thread.... Now thats how you ruine a good night + 6 weeks.if that happenswhat do you actualy do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Stop and scream.and bleed, lots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex.loves.boys Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) Stop and scream.and bleed, lots.ooh nice i can imagine it being f**king painful Edited February 26, 2008 by alext Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 He has a point though... do you go to the hospital or just wash it and let it heal?Depends on the severity of the rip I guess Man I can't think about that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 mine didnt completly snap, just kinda tore, so left it alone and it healed up fine, its such a f**kin horrible thing to see! blood from anywhere else and its fine but from your knob is just harsh! never filed a sink up with bloody water so damn quick night before valentines as well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Thanks for that. You've filled me with confidence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 (edited) lol I tore mine nearly all the way (it was left by a thread like piece of skin) but there's no way I could of ripped the rest myself lol, I rinsed the blood (a lot of blood) off with water and just left it well alone lol.edit: this isn't during my first time,this was few months back Edited February 27, 2008 by zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Was a right laff ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Papasnap Maher Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Was a right laff haYer, Im so glad i lost mine to you.All shits and giggles Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 Yer, Im so glad i lost mine to you.All shits and giggles lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 27, 2008 Report Share Posted February 27, 2008 All shits and giggles Sounds messy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trial-biker-ryan Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) Best birthday present My girlfriend could have given me Apart from Bike partsOr crack.Well, Thinking about it..She did give him crack... :D Edited February 28, 2008 by ♠trial-biker-ryan♠™ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopipe Posted February 28, 2008 Report Share Posted February 28, 2008 (edited) i was going to read the thread but that post from zoo above put me off.i kept bouncing out cos we hadn't taken her tights off properly and they were wrapped round her knees - otherwise it was grand Edited February 28, 2008 by poopipe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 i was going to read the thread but that post from zoo above put me off.i kept bouncing out cos we hadn't taken her tights off properly and they were wrapped round her knees - otherwise it was grandi swear they wear tights just to show the goods but make it so you cannot get through, rip them off and your a dead man but trying to work around them is like trying to have sex whilst on a bungee rope pushing you back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 LMAO, just pearce it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 LMAO, just pearce it she finds out your a dead man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 take em off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 take em off?im sorry you tried taking girls tights off in a tight space? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 stop shagging in toilets, and find sumwhere better.anygirl who shags in toilets with tights round her knees in my opinion isnt worth shagging/probly has aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 stop shagging in toilets, and find sumwhere better.anygirl who shags in toilets with tights round her knees in my opinion isnt worth shagging/probly has aids.>insert that weird noise they make in house of lords when they aggree with someone<yeah i aggree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 my first time was pretty good actually......told the girl i was a V and she was really helpfull....and reashuring witch calmed me down quite abit .....was on the beach at about 4 am Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I wonder if the whole im a virgin thing would work as a chat up line, lots of girls find it cute i thinki might try it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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