basher Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 I wonder if the whole im a virgin thing would work as a chat up line, lots of girls find it cute i thinki might try ithaha, i think you might be onto something dave, making sure you post back if it works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 >insert that weird noise they make in house of lords when they aggree with someone<yeah i aggreeI know what you meen, it's a load of posh people going, YYEEHH!!! at the same time with menace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 And if ur having an off night, blame it on the fact ur a virginLMAO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 And if ur having an off night, blame it on the fact ur a virginLMAO.That could work!Am doing it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 They don't find it cute. They find it as a relief, because if it's their first time and they don't know what there doing, they won't look like a tit. . True fact.Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 (edited) I know what you meen, it's a load of posh people going, YYEEHH!!! at the same time with menace.it's "here here", but with so many here's bouncing off the walls it makes some drunken lout noise... my first time was in a tent when i was 14 on my dads birthday - no it wasn't my present to him.oh yea, and it went well except for me asking "do you realise what we just did?" after... Edited February 29, 2008 by pocketRocket FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 it's "here here", but with so many here's bouncing off the walls it makes some drunken lout noise... my first time was in a tent when i was 14 on my dads birthday - no it wasn't my present to him.oh yea, and it went well except for me asking "do you realise what we just did?" after...Lmao sounds like something I'd say. I was actually planning on adding something funny/witty here but I'm all out . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted February 29, 2008 Report Share Posted February 29, 2008 Was ok, pretty drunk so wasn't entirely in control...Told a girl I was gay afterwards once, she was somewhat pissed off. Especially when she told her mates and she now has the piss ripped out of her to this day for losing her virginity to a fag lololol. Oh, and she is a student at the youth theatre school I teach at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Anscombe Posted March 1, 2008 Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Was ok, pretty drunk so wasn't entirely in control...Told a girl I was gay afterwards once, she was somewhat pissed off. Especially when she told her mates and she now has the piss ripped out of her to this day for losing her virginity to a fag lololol. Oh, and she is a student at the youth theatre school I teach at hahahaa you bad man ..love it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted March 1, 2008 Author Report Share Posted March 1, 2008 Im a virgin officially.THIS WILL WORK!. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoby Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I didn't lose it til I was 18, then in just over a year I slept with like 10 girls, so I like to think I made up for lost time.LOL, I think I’m going Jon Mack Style.Lost it Friday, went smooth, really good, lasted about 7-8 mins. Thought it was pretty good, she said I was great, better then her 17 yeah old ex.And I done my ex today, I’m 14 btw. I've had sex 3 times, and got more in the week. Saturday I got my ex coming around again, the one who seems to have stared all this stuff about me getting smacked, she has laid doggy style on the plate for me.. Proud of me rob ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I’m the one on the left! It was a great experience!Craigah ha! so this post was pure LIES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 LOL, I think I’m going Jon Mack Style.Lost it Friday, went smooth, really good, lasted about 7-8 mins. Thought it was pretty good, she said I was great, better then her 17 yeah old ex.And I done my ex today, I’m 14 btw. I've had sex 3 times, and got more in the week. Saturday I got my ex coming around again, the one who seems to have stared all this stuff about me getting smacked, she has laid doggy style on the plate for me.. Proud of me rob ?Im handing fatpants, biggest looser on forum torch down to you.DONT BRAG ABOUT SEX ON THE INTERNET. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Im handing fatpants, biggest looser on forum torch down to you.Can't they share it? I'm not sure FP is ready to hand it down just yet!OT: My first (successful) time was in a tent at a Land Rover show on my Dads birthday and it just sort of happened... Like most guys I got stage fright a couple of times before that but that might have been something to do with her being a mingbag lol. Not bragging, just sharing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Im handing fatpants, biggest looser on forum torch down to you.DONT BRAG ABOUT SEX ON THE INTERNET.I don't understand what hes braging about though, 7-8 mins ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 18, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 i dont consider jon mac bragging, i just know that little kid WAS bragging. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 something to do with her being a mingbag lol. Not bragging, just sharingSharing what, Gonorrhoea?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JD™ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 Sharing what, Gonorrhoea?!Nah, sharing her with the rest of the school as it turned out. So yea, probably some sort of minging disease too but I haven't died in the 8 years since so I'll just assume I'm ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 (edited) See, a 14 year old girl added me (i think from one of the shitting conversations that the little NMC gays make) on msn, and she was from bradford or somwhere equally undesirable, she then promptly told me about her 19 year old MC boyfriends, and the knife crime in her area, I found it abit wierd... but maybe Im old fashioned? I was still to busy watching dodgy cartoons when I was 14 to be having sex.... Edited May 18, 2009 by Tom_ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 I was still to busy watching dodgy cartoons when I was 14 to be having sex....+1Can't remember if ive posted in here yet or not. My first time was great for me, but probably disappointing for her, only lasted about 20 mins.Still I think i enjoyed it more cos she was actually fit. I remember her so well, and I know I'd have regretted it if she was a last one on the dancefloor jobbie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZHI-sam Posted May 18, 2009 Report Share Posted May 18, 2009 my 1st girl was average in looks, and i didnt wanna be in a relationship at all....my mentality was if im gonna be shit the 1st time ill be shit with someone i dont like after that though all the other girls have been very attractive, i have no complaints and havnt had any either Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J.KYDD Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 A F#*KING DISASTER!My first, second and third time were all pretty damn shit!but since then iv had a long term mrs.9months of freedom in which i jizzed on a girls face in a scummy alley, and shagged a chubby birdAnd im now in the best relationship believable with an old school crush, 10 months going strong oh and im now a sexual GOD Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adamtrials Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 "Comical" is the word I see most fitting. It's still talked about to this day... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchman Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 My first time was with some massive hippo, her name was prawn.She liked it from behind, I'm not quite sure why. I'm starting to think she had a penis.I', pretty ashamed about this but I think I love her.What should I do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prawny Baby Posted June 10, 2009 Report Share Posted June 10, 2009 My first time was with some massive hippo, her name was prawn.She liked it from behind, I'm not quite sure why. I'm starting to think she had a penis.I', pretty ashamed about this but I think I love her.What should I do?Just Roll with it baby..... I can't describe it, rambunctuously hard and throbbing, pierres large erection, terrible and slippery like god, tearing me open with every furious thrust..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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