PaRtZ Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 pretty amazing. cant say much else. Blonde, norwegian, horny, fit, in a bed.Can't ask for much more really.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 (I'm now 23, she's 14 years older than me )Milf ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Now on the other hand I'm with a hotter, more mature lady and it's fun (I'm now 23, she's 14 years older than me )gold digger?, pritty sure i ready before how your skint lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 (edited) gold digger?, pritty sure i ready before how your skint lolMe? Nah we've been together for ages. Or at least back then I had a bit of cash!EDIT: She has two kids and is equally skint so we're really in the same boat too Edited February 23, 2008 by TheScientist Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Onza Kieron Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 went at it for about an hour and I didnt even come! was too busy thinking woooohoooooo!!!! she didnt know she was the first either, heh!Same..ish but not quite as happy I don't think haha, was like, 2 n abit years ago so I was 14, I was canny pissed to like, mate was in the room with his lass too, neither of us have mentioned anything of it since haha. I never came though and it did ruin my expectations of sex, not till recently had I had good sex, but Its quite enjoyable nowadays although every now and then if I try I don't come..worrying xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I dumped the hot red head because her Dad was in prison for armed robbery and her brother was a thug. Not the ideal family to be getting in with to be honest.Shame really because she was nothing like her scummy family! If she said she was adopted I'd have believed her.Her family are hardnuts/rough as f**k, and you shagged her and got rid of her however long after, not quite the way things are done around here lol. I felt like THE man about 25 minutes after I first did it, then the novelty wore off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 Her family are hardnuts/rough as f**k, and you shagged her and got rid of her however long after, not quite the way things are done around here lol. I felt like THE man about 25 minutes after I first did it, then the novelty wore off.I don't quite get what you mean, it's one of two I'm guessing:1) Dumping her could get me battered by the "rough as f**k" family.OR2) I should have stayed with her and used them as protection against people.Wasn't really scared of them to be honest, just don't like to be associated with people like that - call me a snob but I'm better than them. lol, sounds well up my own arse but that's what I think and I'm sticking with it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted February 23, 2008 Report Share Posted February 23, 2008 I don't quite get what you mean, it's one of two I'm guessing:1) Dumping her could get me battered by the "rough as f**k" family.OR2) I should have stayed with her and used them as protection against people.Wasn't really scared of them to be honest, just don't like to be associated with people like that - call me a snob but I'm better than them. lol, sounds well up my own arse but that's what I think and I'm sticking with it!Lol well I was on about option 1...I hadn't thought about option 2 lol (though it could be done). I understand you when you say you don't want to be associated/you're better than them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the666ers Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 Mine was on new years a few years back with someone i'd been seeing for a while. Was alright, until someone walked in the room, put me off completely and couldnt finish the deed.Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted February 24, 2008 Report Share Posted February 24, 2008 best 3 hour lunch break i ever had Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 all i can say is their is tight, and there is too tight, hurt like hell lolim surprised poopipe hasnt been on this topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 probably too embarrassed by his over fertile tallywhacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Mine was on new years a few years backI read that as'Mine was on the news a few years back'...peverted minds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 I read that as'Mine was on the news a few years back'...peverted minds.that would be amusing!we should start the "who's snapped their banjo" thread.... Now thats how you ruine a good night + 6 weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrishayton Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 that would be amusing!we should start the "who's snapped their banjo" thread.... Now thats how you ruine a good night + 6 weeks. :$ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
downhill_rob2@hotmail.com Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Was going for like an hour, then phone started to ring, so i stupidly answered... was mam on phone, "hi rob, got some bad news... your grandad has just been rushed to hospital" lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) Was going for like an hour, then phone started to ring, so i stupidly answered... was mam on phone, "hi rob, got some bad news... your grandad has just been rushed to hospital" lolf**kin hell...mentally scarred from your first shag. Tough break, was he ok?Haven't put mine in...Pissed out my head when I was 16, downing pints of cider as a forfit for losing at cards...anyway, it was in the house, we weren't exactly chavs...back then it was called being young and stupid.Anyway, I was seeing this girl for a few weeks or something, so it wasn't a random one. I ran to the toilet at 4am and threw the contents of my body up, went back to bed and did the dirty...went fine though I stayed with her for about 2.5 years after that, was fantastic but it ran its course.Aaaaanyway, now its pretty much at that depressive state and lack of sex. I'm 20 years old on Saturday (which I only realised today)...20...jesus. Where the f**king hell does the time go...but unfortunately we're at that tender age were most woman will want kids...f**k.that. Edited February 26, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1a2bcio8 Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 A teenage boy who was engaged in a sexual act for the first time, in the back of his car, was disturbed by a police officer who inspired enough fear that he was henceforth unable to achieve an erection for the next ten years until he found an appropriate treatment.Pretty unlucky really.My first time was not planned - involved in nearly naked kissing I was always slyly trying to get my penis into her until I eventually managed it. It was over in about thirty seconds and was kind've a disappointment given the grandeur that sex has amongst the human world - especially your 'first time'. It lives up to that quality now though, when it relates to a girl you're really into and especially with cannabis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Lasted a good 20mins due to simpsons advice haha, was 1st time for both of us aparently really hurt her witch i felt bad about but still with her to this day and this was not much off a year ago now n love her to bits. Got ALOT better scince though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 For the 1st few mins,it was only half cocked,like wet spaghetti,all went smoothly once i got it up though...Shockingly!Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
basher Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Lasted a good 20mins due to simpsons advice haha, was 1st time for both of us aparently really hurt her witch i felt bad about but still with her to this day and this was not much off a year ago now n love her to bits. Got ALOT better scince though. It sounds like your first time was a threesome with your gf with simpson lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Balman Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 It sounds like your first time was a threesome with your gf with simpson lolmaybe it was.... maybe it wasent.... haha na its not sposed to sound like that but you get the jist lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 maybe it was.... maybe it wasent.... haha na its not sposed to sound like that but you get the jis lol.Bet she did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Concussion Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 (edited) Well it wasn't my first time, but there was blood on the walls... after closer inspection, from me! God what a day that was !! Edited February 26, 2008 by Concussion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted February 26, 2008 Report Share Posted February 26, 2008 Dude... Wait, what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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