Tom Booth Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Piss poor. Hurt her, lasted about an hour. Was nackered!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peperami Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) melty man a couple of times, could of been embarassing but you just wait a lil longer for the lil guy to realise whats going on.Lol! Melty man, brilliant!Going in signature! Edited February 20, 2008 by Peperami Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 How about, no!I wish, all the farmers daughters I know are either too old, taken or out of my league.Doesn't happen much, I've only seen a farmer wave his gun at me once, I was XCing my way through his field at the time.It was a field full of sheep.Too late, the only people I know that call me Samuel are from college, and they are starting to call me Muel with an increasing regularity.I don't think any of the local birds know my real name is Samuel, one was really shocked when I told her a while back. I have a funny feeling that I am going to be TFs next Simon, (I think it was Simon), didn't get close until uni?Well, definately not until I leave this place. The smell of manure kind of dampens the spirit somewhat.theres you f**king problem, get some self confidecne in your self, talking like that will get you ZERO ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spikenipple Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 I was 13 years old, had been with the girl for almost a year (wtf) and my dad arrived to pick me up from her house no more than 3 minutes after i'd stuck it in her. That sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 I don't want to know what you searched for to get that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ben_travis Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 my first time - well my wodger came out looking dirty, and smelled a bit.she screamed at me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0zzy Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 on holiday in spain, met a girl at the airport and she was from cardiff so we talked at cardiff airport got to no each other really well like then when we were in spain that night bout 12 ish parents were at the bar she pulled me round the cornor all went from there sunbed and marmite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big_oll Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Best night ever. It was right, with someone i really loved, and it was well worth waiting for If it ain't happened yet, don't think it has to happen before you get to x age. For me, i'm glad i waited until it was with someone special.Lucky man! I wish i had waited.Not sure if my first time counted, was only half way to being a boner and ended up "thumbing it in", not pretty. All the time not considering what this girl was thinking, all in all a bloody nightmare....Then she spread a vicious rumour that i forced her into it, gutting...Anyway, now i'm ace at sex so it's ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 my first time - well my wodger came out looking dirty, and smelled a bit.she screamed at meHaha legend.My first time was pretty dry, but I suppose that's what you expect when your raping someone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) my first time - well my wodger came out looking dirty, and smelled a bit.she screamed at me wrong hole Edited February 21, 2008 by Disasterboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 laugh.gifwrong holeno way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 I have a funny feeling that I am going to be TFs next Simon, (I think it was Simon), didn't get close until uni?I didn't lose it til I was 18, then in just over a year I slept with like 10 girls, so I like to think I made up for lost time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Haha, i've got so many reputations on here, its awesome. But yes, it is true, i didn't until i was 19, and it hurt, a lot. Although, did mean i kept going for f**king ages as i just wasn't enjoying it at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 it hurt uu were doing somthing wrong then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barbra Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 I waited for that 'someone special'. I thought she was, turns out she was an utter biatch. Meh good sex though, so feck it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simon Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 it hurt uu were doing somthing wrong then?Nope, did it right, certainly not going to go into details. The 4 times after that were grand though, so s'all good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 i dont wanna know.. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bucky Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 5mins game over lol.second time wernt much better either hahahah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 i do, did you like bend it or rip your foreskin off or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) Haha, i've got so many reputations on here, its awesome. But yes, it is true, i didn't until i was 19, and it hurt, a lot. Although, did mean i kept going for f**king ages as i just wasn't enjoying it at all. i do, did you like bend it or rip your foreskin off or something? Edited February 21, 2008 by Disasterboy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 21, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 i do, did you like bend it or rip your foreskin off or something?sounds t me like he rushed it, shoved it it when she wasnt quite moist enough and he pulled his penis skin back to far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 (edited) want respect? wear a condomEDIT: LOL at disasterboy, thats si-mans avatar lol Edited February 21, 2008 by Ash-Kennard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rudirudirudirudirudi Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 sneaky things these girls. lol. made me chuckle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 Thats my avatar you shite. Get it off!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 its free promotion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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