Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 (edited) any good/bad/funny experainces with your "first time"sex for the idiots btw.. Edited February 18, 2008 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh PWND Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 riding a bike i fell off loads sarcy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoo Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 (edited) My wang was all ready to go,until it got near the glory hole, and then I couldn't get a boner for like half an hour...was a right b*****d,did it in the end and all went well .You're a sexual guy lol.edit: or you could of meant first time tugging,the time when you think you've broke it. In which case no it went smooth as a whistle. Edited February 18, 2008 by zoo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 It was like the shortest experience of my life... sillly topic.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 lmao i had summet simelar, i as with a girl and it all went south, and i never got to nail hertime after that went smoothly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peperami Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 any good/bad/funny experainces with your "first time"sex for the idiots btw..Virgin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 It was like the shortest experience of my life... sillly topic....cant be that silly, u answerd the question. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Stig Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Ha mine was cold typical shit i was 14 and did it at a park on the cold floor!! lol was with an 18 yr old though TOM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 went at it for about an hour and I didnt even come! was too busy thinking woooohoooooo!!!! she didnt know she was the first either, heh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trials Punk Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 (edited) went at it for about an hour and I didnt even come! was too busy thinking woooohoooooo!!!! she didnt know she was the first either, heh!More or less the same. Was enjoying it so much I made no man juice. The old condom never helps, I hate them.EDIT: What an odd topic. Edited February 18, 2008 by Trials Punk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Virgin? yer u caught me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St_trials Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Anybody else's first time with a fat girl? Went smooth enough, time after was better though.-Charlie- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lankyri Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 lol very drunken night after my mates 18th and fancy dressed first time my gf was stayin over n mum said rick u can stay down stairs...... like hell i was with my ex dressed like a school girl lol we got in around half 2 ish and i didnt leave the room till 6.30 to sneak back down stairs lol, was ok but drunk as hell so i didnt make that count so when mum n bro went shopping we was back at it lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 First time was boring, looking back. Standard position etc.....But once you get into the swing of things it all gets fun.I've been visited by the melty man a couple of times, could of been embarassing but you just wait a lil longer for the lil guy to realise whats going on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 all went smooth surprisingly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
feest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 (edited) . Edited March 30, 2008 by feest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 haha, im not too fussed. sober, middle afternoon, free house, bond film on, thats where its at Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 one eye on bond... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 So good your mum asked for more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 She struggled abit, but a few clenched fists sorted that out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Can I just say Faulty Towers and see if I get a response from anyone.That same person may also respond to "HER SISTER WAS WATCHING YOU, YOU SICKO!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 So good your mum asked for more.POWmum jokes thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Best night ever. It was right, with someone i really loved, and it was well worth waiting for If it ain't happened yet, don't think it has to happen before you get to x age. For me, i'm glad i waited until it was with someone special. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Best birthday present My girlfriend could have given me Apart from Bike parts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark W Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Or crack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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