jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 hi all just got bord so i thought i would share a painfull story with you lol, well i was in my back garden and my mum and step dad was walkinh the dog so it ws just m,e and my step brother and and was bending something with a big screw driver and i slipped and it touched my leg and there was a rip in my trousers and i sore blood and i pulled my trousers down (lol) and i have like a 4'' cut and about 1cm deep and it dident even hert my lil step brother started crying and me rang my mum and step dad and they thought it was a joke so they told me to go over to my nans (she lives right across the road lol) so i went over and she rang my dad and and he rushed round and took me to the hospital and there was like a 2-3 hours waiting and so i went home watched t.v and had a rough night and woke up in the morning and my mum said we are going to go to the hospital and they cleaned it up and i am f*cking shit scard of needles (lol) and they gave me some of that numin stuff and then did five stitches lol, and here i am in pain but the lucky thing is im off for a week because it might get infected so i will be in front off the t.v tomorow watching jermy kyle show loltell me what you think lolif you want a pic of the sticheds lol just ask lolcheers jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) didnt read it all lolget pics hehe Edited February 17, 2008 by Cletus Del Roy Spuckler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daffy04 Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 I think ......Jeremy kyle sucks !!!! haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrAsHeR Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Why didnt you went and tell you parents that you cut yourself insted of listening to them and going to your nans ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 sounds erm,.. sick ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 So your about as good with a screwdriver as you are with punctuation? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) Sounds like it belongs in trials chat Anyway, show me some pictures , i demand gore. Get better soon and whatnot.MattEDIT: simpson speaks the truth, oh how i lol. Edited February 17, 2008 by Skoze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 No pics, no care. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevinc Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 hi all just got bord so i thought i would share a painfull story with you lol, well i was in my back garden and my mum and step dad was walkinh the dog so it ws just m,e and my step brother and and was bending something with a big screw driver and i slipped and it touched my leg and there was a rip in my trousers and i sore blood and i pulled my trousers down (lol) and i have like a 4'' cut and about 1cm deep and it dident even hert my lil step brother started crying and me rang my mum and step dad and they thought it was a joke so they told me to go over to my nans (she lives right across the road lol) so i went over and she rang my dad and and he rushed round and took me to the hospital and there was like a 2-3 hours waiting and so i went home watched t.v and had a rough night and woke up in the morning and my mum said we are going to go to the hospital and they cleaned it up and i am f*cking shit scard of needles (lol) and they gave me some of that numin stuff and then did five stitches lol, and here i am in pain but the lucky thing is im off for a week because it might get infected so i will be in front off the t.v tomorow watching jermy kyle show loltell me what you think lolif you want a pic of the sticheds lol just ask lolcheers jakeSure they didn't give you laughing gas too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
craigjames Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 full stop? i suggest not taking time off school and goin to extra english lessons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 just uploading pic loland just to add im Dyslexia cheers jakecheers jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 A screw did that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrAsHeR Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Why didnt you went and tell you parents that you cut yourself insted of listening to them and going to your nans ? ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 A screw did that a screw drivercheers jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krisboats Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 hi all just got bord so i thought i would share a painfull story with you lol, well i was in my back garden and my mum and step dad was walkinh the dog so it ws just m,e and my step brother and and was bending something with a big screw driver and i slipped and it touched my leg and there was a rip in my trousers and i sore blood and i pulled my trousers down (lol) and i have like a 4'' cut and about 1cm deep and it dident even hert my lil step brother started crying and me rang my mum and step dad and they thought it was a joke so they told me to go over to my nans (she lives right across the road lol) so i went over and she rang my dad and and he rushed round and took me to the hospital and there was like a 2-3 hours waiting and so i went home watched t.v and had a rough night and woke up in the morning and my mum said we are going to go to the hospital and they cleaned it up and i am f*cking shit scard of needles (lol) and they gave me some of that numin stuff and then did five stitches lol, and here i am in pain but the lucky thing is im off for a week because it might get infected so i will be in front off the t.v tomorow watching jermy kyle show loltell me what you think lolif you want a pic of the sticheds lol just ask lolcheers jakeYour having a week off because of just five stitches? Flip got a shin dig in leicester the other day and that needed 13 stitches and he carried on riding with it for the rest of the day.Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 lol i know but my mine i can splitt the cut agen realy easy because of where it is but at least iv got a week offcheers jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrAsHeR Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Your having a week off because of just five stitches? Flip got a shin dig in leicester the other day and that needed 13 stitches and he carried on riding with it for the rest of the day.Pansy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
freetrials661 Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 (edited) I'm not trying to top your story or whatever, but i was riding behind a community center, snapped my crank and got a 3 inch long gash (2 inches deep), on the side of my lower leg. Had to get some fat lady to call the hospital, and after about 20 mins finally an ambulance came. there was a 6 hour wait in the waiting room and then another hour in the stiching room before somebody came. I got 11 stiches, but didnt get any time off school ...couldnt ride for almost a month and a half, and when it finally healed, it was like a month before the snow came. It sucked Your having a week off because of just five stitches? Flip got a shin dig in leicester the other day and that needed 13 stitches and he carried on riding with it for the rest of the day.Pansy Thats either really stupid, or really deticated Edited February 17, 2008 by freetrials661 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 When i ruptured my spleen riding trials had a operating wound from between my nipples to my belly button, after discharging myself from hospital after 9 days think i only took a week or 2 off school, went back with a leaky tube hole and bleeding from between the stitches cos' i was so bored at home.... and your taking a week off for that? looks like nothing at all to be honest mate.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Use the shift key!looks like a bad cut!Get better soon mate!Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Use the shift key!looks like a bad cut!Get better soon mate!Benthanks mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 took me to the hospital and there was like a 2-3 hours waitingWould that be QMC if you're from Notts? Theres such a big wait because of people like you going in with f*ck all! I had to sit in there 6 hours with my teeth in a glass of milk and my lip hanging off, about 5 hours with my whole left kneecap exposed, so when I put an angle grinder in my leg (about 3" long, 1cm deep) I just stuck a plaster on it... You bloody fairy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake_mayfield Posted February 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Would that be QMC if you're from Notts? Theres such a big wait because of people like you going in with f*ck all! I had to sit in there 6 hours with my teeth in a glass of milk and my lip hanging off, about 5 hours with my whole left kneecap exposed, so when I put an angle grinder in my leg (about 3" long, 1cm deep) I just stuck a plaster on it... You bloody fairy put it this way if i didnt go it would get infected and then my leg would drop off ok lolcheers jake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 put it this way if i didnt go it would get infected and then my leg would drop off ok lolPretty unlikely Antiseptic wipe/spray, plaster/tissue + duct tape, job done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 I wouldn't of got it stitched up.Girls dig scars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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