Simpson Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i had at one point a box of chalks, a clamp of some form from science, and my personal record of maybe 20 10-packs of school books, mostly in blue or yellow, but occasionally in green or redi might still have some if anyone's interested .......... im guessing either A your really young or B you went to a really nice school......Books and stuff aren't even worth nicking.... who wants a book?My mate got a whole PC home over a period of 5days bit by bit which was pretty impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Someone chavved a projector and sreeny thing the other day, i need to shake their hand as thats an achievement. They're locked to the roof and everything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 .......... im guessing either A your really young or B you went to a really nice school......Books and stuff aren't even worth nicking.... who wants a book?My mate got a whole PC home over a period of 5days bit by bit which was pretty impressivewell, it was in year 7-9 when i nicked stuff, i'm 18 now lolnow, a whole PC, that's fkin impressive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I was planning on knicking its of computer to upgrade my home one, never worked though, always loads of people around.I got a nice new cable to power my moniter once though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavyn. Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 using my phone to put porn on the projector during class.fighting a few times.making noises in assemebly asking the church guy what kind of drugs he was on because I wanted some for myself if they gave you that kind of imagination, he replied "god is my drug" to hich I replied with "god is a rapist" before getting thrown out.never got excluded for the next few but I was bloody close.came in after a rough night still pissed and mentioned the fact that i couldn't actually read the work sheet she'd given me because I was still well drunk.set a fire on a desk with a bunsen burner melted the roof tile aboveThen the last one which is probs the harshest thing I've ever done. I got thrown out of geography for the last 6 months because of it.a stand in teacher was shouting at me for saying her voice had given me a headache, and i randomly/jokingly said "shut up or I'll kick you in the ovaries" and she burst into tears and ran off. later I found out that she used to be a nurse and a patient attacked her and now she can't have kids i really wish i hadn't said that i still feel kind of guilty and thats more than a year ago now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 My mates were supposed to be cleaning the table with ethanol once, and knocked the bunsen burned and set the top of the table on fire.Unfortunately I was in top set, so I didn't get to see. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I naturally assume everyone has turned the gas taps on and lit them...looks like a obstical in a Mario game. Loadsa fun...and deadly too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I naturally assume everyone has turned the gas taps on and lit them...looks like a obstical in a Mario game. Loadsa fun...and deadly too!One of the Science teachers at our school use to randomly walk into different science lessons, pick up somebodys pencil case, fill it with gas an then set light to it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) One of the Science teachers at our school use to randomly walk into different science lessons, pick up somebodys pencil case, fill it with gas an then set light to it.Sounds a bit like our mental physics teacher who randomly hammered a nail through our workbooks, on top of this he was actually a leader of some political party akin to the BNP so was pretty nasty to some people. Needless to say he was sacked with a couple of months.Also got suspended for apparently flashing my dick at some lass in primary school. Edited February 12, 2008 by ZeroMatt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Never got excluded but once i got a detention in art for throwing my own pencil in the bin. It's not like the teacher even thought it was his. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) Wasn't that a quote from Kieth Allen on Top Gear last series?I think he might have done, I did do it but i got the "dead cat" bit from somewhere. It wasn't all that impressive because i couldn't reach high enough to change the low notes lolG4vyn - using my phone to put porn on the projector during class.Haha ! RoflThis is a cool thread [Edit] And the last time i got kicked out was when some wiredo baught a hedgehog into school to try and make the point of - You wouldn't hurt a hedgehog, why hurt eachother - (random) And this little faggot asked if he could hold it, then said do they have dieseses....At wich i stood up and screamed "You didn't say that last time you had a willy in your hand" Edited February 12, 2008 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMmY Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I havent personally got excluded myself but my mate did for puching someone in the face and it left an inprint of his ring right on his cheek lol it was there for weeks hehe! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Never got excluded but we gave three teachers nervous breakdowns, and they had to leave the school. One french teacher, one german and one science. I miss school, alwasy nicking shit from science, our lockers were just full with all sorts of shit, bunsen burners, goggles, a few taps for some strange reason. you get the idea.... If it wasnt screwed down then somebody would blag it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I came close to exculsion a few times.. In year 7 everyone was buying weed of a guy in the year above and naturally the headmaster found out. We all had interviews with him and stuff about how much we bought and from who. I stayed quiet throughout the interview and was told that i would be found out. Luckily out of the 20 odd people that got caught i was the only person not to be grassed up. Popularity sure has its perks!Then in year 8 i started a BB gun buisness. I'd take orders from other people and go into town with my bro and buy G10's and other such guns. Then i'd sell em at school for an inflated price. Made a load of scratch till one kid got his new G10 out in the playground and started shooting people. 2 weeks off detention i got. Missed out on exclusion due to my good academic records i seem to remember. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I came close to exculsion a few times.. ..Christ, 14 year old gangster!I think if a kid did that now they'd be an armed police squad within about 4 minutes and you'd be shot dead, lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dale-Hill Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Got kicked out off my junior school for fighting, And then got kicked out off my high school in year 7 for swearing at teachers and shizzel like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sneakers O'Toole Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Yeah i'd never get away with selling bb guns now, i imagine armed police and an appearance in the Sun probably. I was a nice kid though honest. Just had the bottle to make some easy money. My mum and dad weren't best pleased though and my bro got a good telling off for being an accomplice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I was in a cue to go up to the canteen an there was a little pykey girl behind me pushing me, I told her stop it, but she kept pushing me so I elbowed her in the face an broke her nose. Almost got done for it but I said she got pushed into my elbow. Who are they going to believe? Me (senior prefect) or the little pykey. Use to get away with so much being senior prefect, I was the last person they thought that'd cause agro. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 haha beautiful! this thread brings the memorys flooding back.Got suspended for a week for getting in an arguement with my form teacher, pushing her out of the way and going home, fair few answer phone messages when i got back...left the gas tap on over lunch, got back teacher didnt know untl a week later when a mate grassed me up, marched in front of the head and sent home for a week...got suspended for giving a music teacher a breakdown after the entire class yelled at her, threw books at her, locked her out of the class room, stole her bag and put it out of the window, threw tables/chairs at her good times until the new head of music started (complete hitler bitch!!, got her back lol)Getting drunk in school, got me an internal suspension, sitting on the fields with a load of mates drinking vodka and coke leftover from the weekends activities!!loads of other generic school highjinksStuff i stole from school:Test tube clampstest tubesbunsen burnersmousescomp cablesspeakersbooksfood from the lunch queueand my crowning achievement on the last dayA Bass guitar! was a fanny to get out of the building but it was worth itBen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Fancy selling the bass?You were a right b*****d! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I think we need a "what i nicked from school" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 one memory of mine;We had this teacher with a MASSIVE nose; seriously huge, and as a result everyone called him Concord. Even my dad told me about him before I went to the school (he was an ex pupil). Obviously, sat in my very first lesson with him and I couldn't stop laughing at him, though he never really picked it up.Anyway, the years went buy and we learnt he was a big push over and we drove him to the end...running out the lessons crying on many occasions. Then one day a mate of mine went to Cyprus on Holiday, sat in the departure lounge he saw the said teacher with his boyfriend...hugging and kissing him (obessively), so my mate took a few photos on his phone...When he got back from holiday, the teachers dignity had pretty much evaporated. Looking back on the bullying I feel pretty bad for him, it must be horrible to come to work and be humiliated day in-day out by a bunch of little bastards - who you'd probably smack if it didn't cost you your job.Makes me laugh when I see these adverts encouraging people to take up being a Teacher...'work with the most interesting people'...Hmmm, fails to mention the bullying and constant harrassment in, and often outside of the classroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Wasn't that a quote from Kieth Allen on Top Gear last series?HahahaYeahhhhhh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i got thrown out for a few days for throwing a metal sharpener at my maths teacher, he was right willy.my brother got done for stealing a full crate of ribenas from the canteen suppliers but then got found out as he was doing his stock check hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh PWND Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i stole a blocked up musket from drama and pretended to shoot people was fun until i got a after school.I also double kegged a lass on sports day and got a after school for that.Fun Days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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