anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Overheard someone in the pub yesterday, talking about how their son has been excluded from school about 5 times in a year...so, were you ever excluded and what for?...should be a humourous topic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broomer Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 stealing a sledge from a neighboring house at the school and sliding down the banks on it.Threw a water bomb at a passing car, etc you get the jist broken screen, pissed off driver, seemed a great idea at the time.playing squash against a wall, trying to hit an alarm box, this alarm box was connected to the armed response unit at Exeter, because it was the cadets fire arms store, alarm gets hit, we do a runner, police etc turn up . not soo good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 guy was being a gay throwing stones nearly hit my at the time gf threw one 2p size rock hit him straight in the forehead got excluded for 5 days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Drunk and dissorderly Threw a table at a kidGot stoned in my DormKicked a football at the head masterPunched a midget in the faceNicked loads of food from the kitchensChanged all the pipes round on the organ so that when the christmas carol service came the organ sounded like a dead catGot in a fight with a load of chavs on a school tripSet fire to a tyre in the playgroundCut down the football goalsI didn't go to a "normal" school.Jarrod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luke Rainbird Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I didn't go to a "normal" schoolThank god for thatTHINK OF THE CHILDREN! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE CHILDREN!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 f**king hell Jarrod!!I was excluded for fighting once, and I got done for setting off the fire alarm, which I did not do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrAsHeR Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Drunk and dissorderly Threw a table at a kidGot stoned in my DormKicked a football at the head masterPunched a midget in the faceNicked loads of food from the kitchensChanged all the pipes round on the organ so that when the christmas carol service came the organ sounded like a dead catGot in a fight with a load of chavs on a school tripSet fire to a tyre in the playgroundCut down the football goalsI didn't go to a "normal" school.Jarrod LolGot excluded for doing a net send send to all the computers of the school about teachers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 A lad I know got one of the test keys for the fire alarm...really funny having fire drills every hour; it carried on for weeks (even during GCSE/A level exams). Everyone knew who it was but kept quite because it got us out of lessons in the usually nice weather.Anyway, some girl ended up writing a letter to the head of year and basically grassed him up for it...pretty much everyone in our year remembers those weeks, and pretty much everyone still hates her.---We also had a lad who did Art for a GCSE, the teacher was heavily pregnant at the time. Anyway, all the girls were crowded around her asking about the baby, one girl said 'Have you felt it kick yet?' and she said 'Occasionally, but not much lately...' to which my mate replied 'Its probably dead'. Although he sort of said it when it dropped silence.He was kicked out of school for a week and then kicked out of the Art lessons; apparently it took the teacher weeks to stop crying.---Another one was with Danny Foster, he peeled an entire tree of its bark...which as a result died and was cut down. We all got f**ked for it but Danny took most of the punishment...I think it was a weeks worth of litterpicking with the 'Nature Club'; which was obviously halarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smo™ Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 stealing a sledge from a neighboring house at the school and sliding down the banks on it.Threw a water bomb at a passing car, etc you get the jist broken screen, pissed off driver, seemed a great idea at the time.playing squash against a wall, trying to hit an alarm box, this alarm box was connected to the armed response unit at Exeter, because it was the cadets fire arms store, alarm gets hit, we do a runner, police etc turn up . not soo good.How the shit did a water bomb smash a windscreen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Changed all the pipes round on the organ so that when the christmas carol service came the organ sounded like a dead catJarrodWasn't that a quote from Kieth Allen on Top Gear last series? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Kearns Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Had 5 fights...One of them resulted in me been rushed to hospital, stabbed me in the leg with a screw driver, then headbutted me and dragged my face along a brick wall.They still excluded me for it. 1 Week exlusion for each of the fights.Was late for school one day, the headteachers decides to tell me "its becoming a regular thing me been late" i goes "Yeah and what ?", he goes "Im sorry ?" i goes "yeah you heard, f**k off".One week exclusion.25 of us got caught smoking weed in the top woods, was hilarious, once we were all stoned, went up the shop, got SHIT LOADS of food, went back to the woods, eating the food, next minute, couple of teachers come and see us all sitting there munching, everyone's got red eye to the max, next minute everyone starts pissing themself and we all get dragged in front of the headteacher, still stoned as feck. 2 weeks exclusion for each of us.There's probably some small one's that got me like 2-3 days exclusion but there the main ones.Danny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i used to nick stuff from school, but i never got excluded Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I didn't go to a "normal" school.No, I bet you went to one of those special ones where fires are a daily occurrence and all the pupils wear helmets all day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i used to nick stuff from school, but i never got excludedWho didn't? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Drunk and dissorderly Threw a table at a kidGot stoned in my DormKicked a football at the head masterPunched a midget in the faceNicked loads of food from the kitchensChanged all the pipes round on the organ so that when the christmas carol service came the organ sounded like a dead catGot in a fight with a load of chavs on a school tripSet fire to a tyre in the playgroundCut down the football goalsI didn't go to a "normal" school.JarrodDid you go to Grange Hill?Zammo!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny Jones Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Got excluded for doing a net send send to all the computers of the school about teachersI did that once at College, nothing happened though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swize Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Anyway, some girl ended up writing a letter to the head of year and basically grassed him up for it...pretty much everyone in our year remembers those weeks, and pretty much everyone still hates her.And no one gave her a good old fashioned raping because? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Who didn't?i had at one point a box of chalks, a clamp of some form from science, and my personal record of maybe 20 10-packs of school books, mostly in blue or yellow, but occasionally in green or redi might still have some if anyone's interested Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i used to nick stuff from school, but i never got excludedId be more interested in what in a school is worth nicking.... in my old school if it wasn't bolted down it was nicked.... and if it was bolted down then it was unbolted and nicked... the place was pretty bare Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_Elding Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 Id be more interested in what in a school is worth nicking.... in my old school if it wasn't bolted down it was nicked.... and if it was bolted down then it was unbolted and nicked... the place was pretty bareinnit lol, in my last term at my old school i came out at lunch and heard screams of 'RUN RUN RUN RUN' and saw a year 10 being chased by a teacher towards the front gates with a wheelbarrow full of security cameras Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 innit lol, in my last term at my old school i came out at lunch and heard screams of 'RUN RUN RUN RUN' and saw a year 10 being chased by a teacher towards the front gates with a wheelbarrow full of security cameraslegendarylmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 (edited) i had at one point a box of chalks, a clamp of some form from science, and my personal record of maybe 20 10-packs of school books, mostly in blue or yellow, but occasionally in green or redi might still have some if anyone's interested Lol, i've got :Lots of graphic design pens, my teacher loves me and basically lets me have them, so its not really a huge achivement.A door handleA window handleHalf a roller blindA mouse or twoSome magnesiumA table legAssorted other thingsNOTE: All of the above are broken, hence why they ended up in my bag so aren't of much use to anyone.Starting bid, £5?Whoever had the wheelbarrow full of security cameras, Oh science, why do i have all this crap? Edited February 12, 2008 by Skoze Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 I've had like 1 detention in my life, that was because i didn't do my work.Getting excluded at my school was a bit of a b*****d because you still had to pay. Anyone who got expelled still had to pay for the rest of the term. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 just to say, i haven't been excluded. only had like 3 detentions in 4 years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 12, 2008 Report Share Posted February 12, 2008 i've had lots of detentions, but strangely, despite being collared for stealing twice, i never got excluded. The first time i got a talking to, and the second time i was isolated, and had to write something that, if i stole again, would turn up on the wall for all to see... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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