El Cristoff Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Every 5 minutes? You might catch him at the beginning and end...no fun in that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 i havent got a f**king clue what to get her or even do for her, i hate this day so much, but she has such high expectations of it i cant just ignor it and imgine having no moneyno jobbut still having to scrape together cash to do somthing for herergh.i might fake my own death, then miraculosly come back form the dead on the 15th Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 i havent got a f**king clue what to get her or even do for her, i hate this day so much, but she has such high expectations of it i cant just ignor it and imgine having no moneyno jobbut still having to scrape together cash to do somthing for herergh.i might fake my own death, then miraculosly come back form the dead on the 15thChrist, I don't even know her and already she annoys me Theres loadsa things to do? Just spend the day in bed watching shitty films with a few bottles of wine...its up to her if she wants to join you or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Meh shes doing nothign wrong, its just what women do they get hyped over valentines day. i love her so il figure sumthing out.id i do like the idea of sitting in bed getting drunk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 For the trivia sort of people...How on earth did Valentines day even come about? Obviously marketed by a woman...and I thought men were the dominent gender? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) some pissy business women felt unappricated one day while bleeding from her minge and decided her husband shud spend money he doesnt have on her to make her feel better, she then suggested that to her neighbor who suggested it to her friend etc etc Edited February 8, 2008 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 some pissy business women felt unappricated one day while bleeding from her mingeHahahaha spot on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Thats wrank as f**k Dave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 i might fake my own death, then miraculosly come back form the dead on the 15thOr, actually kill yourself. It'd be more realistic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Your girlfriend's mum reads this? I could imagine your mum reading it (very vividly, in fact), but not your girlfriends mum. Are you sure your girlfriend isn't your sister? Because if so, Valentine's Day could become very complicated.I'm very sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 That's ok then. Imagine she was your long-lost separated-at-birth twin sister! In fact, don't imagine that. Especially while you're 'at it'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 (edited) LOL jts girlfriends mum.JT HAS SEX WITH UR DAUGHTER. Edited February 8, 2008 by Davetrials Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 Or, actually kill yourself. It'd be more realistic.reasons why you're awesome#1. this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 8, 2008 Report Share Posted February 8, 2008 I thought we were up to #3,683 by now?Oh well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT! Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 LOL jts girlfriends mum.JT HAS SEX WITH UR DAUGHTER.That's got me into real trouble!!!Anyway i came out here and suprised her. Didn't tell her or her mum. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Jesus christ jt do u shit money?and yes i happy with my self that i got u in troubleJTS GIRLFRIEND MUM (MOM)HE HAS ANAL'D YOUR DAUGHTER. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Hitcher Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Bugger valentines day. Me and the missus have agree not to bother, and get something decent for a random time whenever (like never, whoop)I say bring on 14th march!!! Steak and blowjob day! http://www.steakandbjday.com/ Edited February 14, 2008 by Godsavethescene Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 (edited) Thought for the day:It doesn't take much to keep holding someone's handYou have to keep your eyes open as wide as you canYou never know what could come along...Sometimes people think that they are so in loveWhen it's the first person that they have ever been withI think it's so stupidYou have to keep your eyes openYou'll never know if she's rightIt's so amazing how people can be held downBy just one person that doesn't even care what they thinkI know it's so stupidYou have to keep your eyes openYou'll never know if she's right.... Edited February 14, 2008 by JonMack Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tony Harrison Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Sometimes people think that they are so in loveWhen it's the first person that they have ever been withSo true, like all the 15 year old kids in the 'My best mate got taken up the butt by my g/f with a strap-on girl trouble thread' going on about how in love with the girl that they took out to MacDonald's once.Stupid stupid stupid.I've had a great day today. Having to buy six bucketloads of tat for a girl wouldn't of enhanced it in any way. I'm tired, so I'll be asleep early tonight and won't miss 'the rewards'! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AdamR28 Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Haha, quality, sending to my GF now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Haha, quality, sending to my GF now Somebody won't be getting any tonight. I only ever got 1 valentines card once, I still have absolutely no idea who is came from, it was signed S and I don't know any girls called S! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 So true, like all the 15 year old kids in the 'My best mate got taken up the butt by my g/f with a strap-on girl trouble thread' going on about how in love with the girl that they took out to MacDonald's once.Stupid stupid stupid.I've had a great day today. Having to buy six bucketloads of tat for a girl wouldn't of enhanced it in any way. I'm tired, so I'll be asleep early tonight and won't miss 'the rewards'!It's a New Found Glory song, but it's so f**king true!Somebody won't be getting any tonight. I only ever got 1 valentines card once, I still have absolutely no idea who is came from, it was signed S and I don't know any girls called S!Maybe it was S for...S'not from a girl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted February 14, 2008 Report Share Posted February 14, 2008 Don't no any lads with a first name beginning with S, apart from me.I lie, I do know a bird called Sarah, but this was before I spoke to her much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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