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How My Capri Was Stolen From Me


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Ive recntly moved to a new Flat with the Mrs. This Falt comes with a resident parking Bay underneath it, which is a great sheltered parking space for ym Capri.

I came home from work last Saturday to find Gaurdian had Clamped the car. So I phoned them and explained I was a resident ect, and all I got was "dont care we not taking it off until you pay £120"

SO in anger I hung up the Phone. I called a friend who came over that night with a 2ft Petrol disc cutter, we were going to cut it off.

I thought its to late to be making such a noise, so Ill sleep on it, calm down on take it off the next day.

But somewhere between 11pm Sat Night and 6am Sunday morning when i got up for work they had come and towed my capri away.

And not nicely either, because the tow truck wouldny fit under the flats to get in the carpark, the strapped something under the car and dragged it out backwoods, damaging the concrete at the same time.

By this time I was furious, so I went over there with my friends Dad, who is a Lawyer. He told them who he was, and said he wanted to know what was going on, all they wold say is "no"

I want to know why it was towed - were not telling you

I want to see the towing report - no

I want to see you licence - no

ect

if we wanted to know anything we had to give them £250

and each time he asked why, they just said they cant tell him that.

So we left and devised a plan. I was to go back the next day, and pay the new raised fee to include towing and storage charges and my friends dad would get it back using his Lawyer powers.

I went there with a friend on the Monday afternoon, and when I got there I noticed may Capri sitting behind 2 massive gates in the impound.

Except they had forgoten to shut these gates, so I thought F them, I got in my car and drove off.

Another friend who is a car trafer has been keeping an eye on the HPI for me, and the car has still not been reported stolen which is great.

The police wont get involved because its a civil matter and you cant steal your own property, and all Guardian can do is threaten me with legal action to claim some money, but I know where those letters are going to end up. Mr Bin.

So those Pikey twats can now suffer as my car is free, and now locked away safley in my garage, at another location so they wont find it.

If they do ever clamp it here again when I park it bellow, I wont hesitate to cut their clamp off and kindly pass it through the front window of their Shop.

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Well that must have been a bummer. Personally no matter who it was I would have done anything in order to get my car back, Your very lucky that they forgot about the gates as they could still have the car. Was the clamp still on it when you saw it? or you just got in and went lol?

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Hah Mintttt!

Done sir... Although i watched on Tv ( Usally shite, But it was Topgear) If you drive with the clamp on it will roll and snap off.

But still your story made me laugh. And if they clamp it leave a note on the cut clamp, Asking for 250 quid to repair it. hahaha

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no clamp on it, nothing, was just sat there.

Like im going to pay some pikeys for my own car. Wankers.

And spelling is the least of my concerns at the momment

Now what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout.

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Now what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout.

providing of course that they don't know it was you who took the car

ford capris are nice

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they are unts.

i watched some program on tv where they just try and get cars towed away because then they own them. they were excited cos they were gonna tow away a ferrari but then found out they couldnt. twats.

people get ucked over everyday at uni by them. must see like 5 clamps a day.

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