trials_pimp Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ive recntly moved to a new Flat with the Mrs. This Falt comes with a resident parking Bay underneath it, which is a great sheltered parking space for ym Capri.I came home from work last Saturday to find Gaurdian had Clamped the car. So I phoned them and explained I was a resident ect, and all I got was "dont care we not taking it off until you pay £120"SO in anger I hung up the Phone. I called a friend who came over that night with a 2ft Petrol disc cutter, we were going to cut it off.I thought its to late to be making such a noise, so Ill sleep on it, calm down on take it off the next day.But somewhere between 11pm Sat Night and 6am Sunday morning when i got up for work they had come and towed my capri away.And not nicely either, because the tow truck wouldny fit under the flats to get in the carpark, the strapped something under the car and dragged it out backwoods, damaging the concrete at the same time.By this time I was furious, so I went over there with my friends Dad, who is a Lawyer. He told them who he was, and said he wanted to know what was going on, all they wold say is "no"I want to know why it was towed - were not telling youI want to see the towing report - noI want to see you licence - noectif we wanted to know anything we had to give them £250and each time he asked why, they just said they cant tell him that.So we left and devised a plan. I was to go back the next day, and pay the new raised fee to include towing and storage charges and my friends dad would get it back using his Lawyer powers.I went there with a friend on the Monday afternoon, and when I got there I noticed may Capri sitting behind 2 massive gates in the impound.Except they had forgoten to shut these gates, so I thought F them, I got in my car and drove off.Another friend who is a car trafer has been keeping an eye on the HPI for me, and the car has still not been reported stolen which is great.The police wont get involved because its a civil matter and you cant steal your own property, and all Guardian can do is threaten me with legal action to claim some money, but I know where those letters are going to end up. Mr Bin.So those Pikey twats can now suffer as my car is free, and now locked away safley in my garage, at another location so they wont find it.If they do ever clamp it here again when I park it bellow, I wont hesitate to cut their clamp off and kindly pass it through the front window of their Shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 lol, nice ending Although you consistently spell guardian incorrectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 haha, that was a great read, im so happy for u. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moose-iow Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 loved the ending put a little grin on my face Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Haha, awesome story!Nice for one for getting it back without paying the money grabbing bar stewards! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NileBrown™ Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Well that must have been a bummer. Personally no matter who it was I would have done anything in order to get my car back, Your very lucky that they forgot about the gates as they could still have the car. Was the clamp still on it when you saw it? or you just got in and went lol? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trials_pimp Posted January 25, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 no clamp on it, nothing, was just sat there.Like im going to pay some pikeys for my own car. Wankers.And spelling is the least of my concerns at the momment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 That made me lol, bastards.I'd pass stuff through the window now, and it wouldn't be the clamp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bionic Balls Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 seems a little odd ....any news on why they clamped it in the first place? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Classic! Nice one man! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Ring them up and tell them you have the money and are willing to give in. Lol is what the answer would be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BenLeacock™ Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 haha nice one mate haha ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bessell Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 fair play mate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Haha, thats bloody ace! but, they now know what your car looks like etc so be careful where you leave it now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidehop Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Hah Mintttt!Done sir... Although i watched on Tv ( Usally shite, But it was Topgear) If you drive with the clamp on it will roll and snap off. But still your story made me laugh. And if they clamp it leave a note on the cut clamp, Asking for 250 quid to repair it. hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Token Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 no clamp on it, nothing, was just sat there.Like im going to pay some pikeys for my own car. Wankers.And spelling is the least of my concerns at the mommentNow what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MadManMike Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout.I like this mans way of thinking! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 that's justice, worthing style. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Man - good to see you got your car back! What pricks they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 woo, classic storyfkin twats had no right to take your car in the first place Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout.f**k yeah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted January 25, 2008 Report Share Posted January 25, 2008 Now what you need to do is go there with the money and ask for your car back, when they realise it's gone threaten to get the police involved unless they give you a cash payout.providing of course that they don't know it was you who took the carford capris are nice Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Winton. Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 Haha, what a story. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future orange 660 Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 they are unts.i watched some program on tv where they just try and get cars towed away because then they own them. they were excited cos they were gonna tow away a ferrari but then found out they couldnt. twats.people get ucked over everyday at uni by them. must see like 5 clamps a day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted January 26, 2008 Report Share Posted January 26, 2008 if they ask where the car is say no unless they pay you £250 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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