anzo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Have you seen the 'Decline' one in Brasseye, where they're taking drugs in the office meeting, lol.'Matthew is new to crack.....Matthew will learn his tolerances over time' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeroMatt Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'Have you ever shaved your crackling?' watching some more again this evening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Beck Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 brasseye is f**king class!!!!!''but of course it's not really an animal, its just made of string really''''but are we being too nice, look at this bus load of flies sent on holiday to Ethiopia''''no no no you're all wrong, shut up you groutesquely ugly freak''''this is a conversation'' , ''yes.'' (cut scene lmao)''For a cow in a farm, life was pretty much like this'', (change scene to a farmyard) ''not much going on here''love it!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 you mean you have the bad aids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Am i The only one to young to appreciate this thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendee Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 no go buy the dvds i barely remeberd them from tele so got them on dvd. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) nah i very much doubt it, im very surprised this many people knew about partridge and brass eye.id definitely reccomend watching them both, partridge is by far the best comedy about. i got a vhs box set on ebay about a year ago for £1,90, even have the blazer badge tee shirt, might have a pic somewhere haha Edited January 17, 2008 by Larry David Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) Saxondale aswell! Edited January 17, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ManxTrialSpaz Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "Heavy electricity falling out of over head power cables and crushing people like a tonne of lead soup" "And recent figures show that crimes we know nothing about are rising as well"And of course"That's a pathetic amount of money!" Oh and"This hole here is so I can return fire."Oh and the Pedo-files This is PedogeddenThey don't need punishment, they need gunishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 'They're smoking the crack...Want some smack?...No, I don't use the horse!''Cake is a manufactured drug, make by...sick bastards.' - Bernard Manning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) 'This paedophile has disguised himself as a house school''They're smoking the a crack''Cake is a manufactured made up drug'god...when did i become so anal?! Edited January 18, 2008 by BenS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaRtZ Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 No offence lynne, but youre life is technically not worth insuringGo to london, you'll either be mugged or not appreciated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 (edited) How was the show?I walked off...Who's upset you this time Alan?Just...people....I just hate the general public.You look very snazzy!All I need now is a shotgun...BANG!...You'd hit the wall. Edited January 18, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainlazy84 Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 'My 5 bedroom b*****d house!''Stop getting Bond wrong!'''Ooooh scary Irish men. Do you like my beret?''Oh cook a cat''Get you on the old jeans rule? ... Nazis!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 'don't put your foot there''I wasn't i was just going to do a cockney walk' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Just noticed Matt added saxondale, Anone else think it wasnt anwhere near as good?Anyway 'Sonya that was CLASSIC intercourse'CLASSIC QUEEN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TonyB Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 When Michael changes Alans graffitti'd car to `Cook Pass Partridge'`...back of the net'Kills me every time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted January 18, 2008 Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Alan: I've probably got more friends than you have cows....how many cows have you got?Farmer: I've got a hundred cowsAlan: Well i have a hundred and......four friendsGuess which one of you two ladies i'm going to make love to now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 18, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 18, 2008 Have you ever shaved a cracking?Thats not toast, It's just floppy warm bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 Cock - a- doodle-who?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Beck Posted January 19, 2008 Report Share Posted January 19, 2008 ''have you got any clarkycat.... triplesod??'''' a 4 hour long proggramme featuring a man looking at pictures of women and saying who he would and wouldn't like to hump'''' jam stuffed in cows twat'', dont look out cowyou might aswell draw fox heads on sticks, and when you do this a parculiar thing happens, the word cruel begins to flash''then the man beat any remaining life out the cow with fists and feet and sticksben fetch - bean spiller Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 20, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 20, 2008 Flateley my dear, I don't riverdance! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 21, 2008 Report Share Posted January 21, 2008 (edited) So...Where abouts in Birmingham are you from?Alan, I'm from South Africa...Ah...I should have guessed (*in bad accent*)Lynne! You're laughing at weather! You're like your mum in her last days.The man is mentally ill...I've seen him eat a plastic pie. Edited January 21, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted February 7, 2008 Author Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Your all Dossers and Dwads. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted February 7, 2008 Report Share Posted February 7, 2008 Alan you Cant !thats a bit out of order !No alan you Cant !!ona "can't" related mattercan't wait for the partridge movie Ahaaaaaaaaaa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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