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Tom Booth

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Anything thats partridge, Slap it in here!!!!

'Can you smell my breathe?'

'It smells like gas.....'

'Know what it is? Its those scotch eggs'

Add your favourite quotes or other Partridge related items ;)

Just thoguht we'd need to add a picture....

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Kiss my face.

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"It's hotter than the sun, now it could go my way, it could go yours!"

"No way you big spastic, your a mentalist!"

Legend, seen the one where he speaks to the farmer about the massive chicken, "He's scared, he doesn't know why he's so much bigger than the other chickens" HAHA, something like that anyway, quality stuff.

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Lynne! I think I've stood on a spike..

coorr............. i'd like to ...er...... have some sexual intercourse with her

Butter my arse

Guess which one of you two ladies im gonna make love with now

I hit a fox once, sadly i didn't kill it. I had to go back and finish it with the jack

Alan: Right, let battle commence! Do you like me

doing that? Shall I do it more quickly or shall I

maintain the same speed?

Jill: That’s fine.

Alan: Right. Shall I move on to the other one? Oh,

that’s lovely. That’s first class. That is superb.

Ooh, there you go, it’s all happening! Jill I’m afraid

I have no sheathes.

Jill: No what?

Alan: Sheathes, er, prophylactics, you know,

rubber johnnies. Actually, being your age and

everything there’s probably no need for them. I’m

talking about the menopau – whoooo! Jill you

know your onions! Do you mind if I talk? It helps

me keep the… wolf from the door, so to speak.

Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisation

of Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m dead

against it. People forget that traders need

access to [half moaning] Dixons! They do say

it’ll help people in[half-sighing] wheeeeelchairs…

Jill: Oh hang on, I’ve got an idea.

Alan: Jill, whoa whoa. Jill… Jill! What are you

doing!? For God’s sake, Jill, what are you doing!?

Der's moire ta oirland, dan dis

not the face! im doing a photoshoot for vision express

http://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/multimedia...20partridge.swf :P

seriously funny shit, your a twat if you aint seen it lol

No offence Lynn but technically, your life isn't worth insuring.

Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'

Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus.

butter my arse.

sonya,that was classic intercourse so er, so thanks.

I released an unexpected but potent gust, and I'd like to apologize in advance if it registers because it is out there

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Lynn...some of these people have come from Stoke!

Aye, I like the gadgets man, this is an ordinary bio, take the lid of, stab it in someones eye and smash it in with your hand.

I own a company that sells kitchens...but I cant actually cook...I see this cookbook, that'd be no good to me!

Aye, aye, Mr. Partridge, he sells kitchens right, but he cant cook!

I know, I heard him.

And then right, he spies that cookbook and says 'That'll be no good to me!'...hes crackers man!

I know, I heard him...

Ahh, lighten up you stuffy git.

Note: Has anyone seen the milky bar kid interview he did for comic relief? And also the boxing matches with Peter Kay on? Piss funny...

'I've been goaded by a fat damaged man with one lung into a boxing match...'

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Note: Has anyone seen the milky bar kid interview he did for comic relief? And also the boxing matches with Peter Kay on? Piss funny...

'I've been goaded by a fat damaged man with one lung into a boxing match...'

HAHA! Where he makes him cry and says about the milky bars are on me. Makes him wear a hat and he speaks about him being gay etc etc. I laughed so much when I saw that. Classic stuff.

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'Know what it is? Its those scotch eggs'

"It's hotter than the sun, now it could go my way, it could go yours!"

“Lynne! I think I've stood on a spike..”

"How long did you put it in for Lynn, It's hotter than the Sun!"

"I've pierced me foot on a spike"

I'm not that anal about it, okay I am. Partridge is awesome.

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Haha! The day today! Love it. Ever seen Brasseye?

'Abso-bloody-exactly'

'Shit! Did you see that, he must have a foot like a traction engine!'

'This paedophile has disguised himself as a house.'

'Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.'

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