Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) Anything thats partridge, Slap it in here!!!!'Can you smell my breathe?''It smells like gas.....''Know what it is? Its those scotch eggs'Add your favourite quotes or other Partridge related items Just thoguht we'd need to add a picture....Kiss my face. Edited January 17, 2008 by Fat Knacker Tom Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wrayvon Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) Completely pointless thread, but I like it "The temperature inside this apple turnover is......" Hahaha thats a quality sceneCant remember the rest hence why i left it, don't want to be wrong! Edited January 17, 2008 by Wrayvon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao1!!!! ITS AS HOT AS THE SUN!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "It's hotter than the sun, now it could go my way, it could go yours!""No way you big spastic, your a mentalist!"Legend, seen the one where he speaks to the farmer about the massive chicken, "He's scared, he doesn't know why he's so much bigger than the other chickens" HAHA, something like that anyway, quality stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "They're tungsten tipped screws..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I have a feeling that this will soon take over the happy/angry threads lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'Just put nice plums....''It's like an old ladies hair.... put that down as a plus.. It's quite attractive' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bendee Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lynne! I think I've stood on a spike..coorr............. i'd like to ...er...... have some sexual intercourse with herButter my arseGuess which one of you two ladies im gonna make love with nowI hit a fox once, sadly i didn't kill it. I had to go back and finish it with the jackAlan: Right, let battle commence! Do you like medoing that? Shall I do it more quickly or shall Imaintain the same speed?Jill: That’s fine.Alan: Right. Shall I move on to the other one? Oh,that’s lovely. That’s first class. That is superb.Ooh, there you go, it’s all happening! Jill I’m afraidI have no sheathes.Jill: No what?Alan: Sheathes, er, prophylactics, you know,rubber johnnies. Actually, being your age andeverything there’s probably no need for them. I’mtalking about the menopau – whoooo! Jill youknow your onions! Do you mind if I talk? It helpsme keep the… wolf from the door, so to speak.Jill, what do you think about the pedestrianisationof Norwich town centre? I’ll be honest I’m deadagainst it. People forget that traders needaccess to [half moaning] Dixons! They do sayit’ll help people in[half-sighing] wheeeeelchairs…Jill: Oh hang on, I’ve got an idea.Alan: Jill, whoa whoa. Jill… Jill! What are youdoing!? For God’s sake, Jill, what are you doing!?Der's moire ta oirland, dan disnot the face! im doing a photoshoot for vision expresshttp://www.alan-partridge.co.uk/multimedia...20partridge.swf seriously funny shit, your a twat if you aint seen it lolNo offence Lynn but technically, your life isn't worth insuring.Woah! That's English for 'stop a horse!'Lynn could you have a word with that builder - yesterday his jeans were so far off his backside you could more or less see his anus.butter my arse.sonya,that was classic intercourse so er, so thanks.I released an unexpected but potent gust, and I'd like to apologize in advance if it registers because it is out there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEON Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) "You make pigs smoke""I know a cracking owl sanctuary"Leon Edited January 17, 2008 by LEON Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 These chickens are Scared ! They don't know why there so big ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 (edited) Lynn...some of these people have come from Stoke!Aye, I like the gadgets man, this is an ordinary bio, take the lid of, stab it in someones eye and smash it in with your hand.I own a company that sells kitchens...but I cant actually cook...I see this cookbook, that'd be no good to me!Aye, aye, Mr. Partridge, he sells kitchens right, but he cant cook!I know, I heard him.And then right, he spies that cookbook and says 'That'll be no good to me!'...hes crackers man!I know, I heard him...Ahh, lighten up you stuffy git.Note: Has anyone seen the milky bar kid interview he did for comic relief? And also the boxing matches with Peter Kay on? Piss funny...'I've been goaded by a fat damaged man with one lung into a boxing match...' Edited January 17, 2008 by anzo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "......The boys are back in the barracks". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Plod Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "Smell my cheese you mother!" ahaha I absolutly love Alan Partridge! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Will Arnold Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'what do you wanna go for, just standard sex?'i love these quotes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'what do you wanna go for, just standard sex?'i love these quotes!"........do you mind if I talk? Helps keep the wolf from the door as it were". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Jones Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Dan!.....DAN!.....DAN!!!!!................................................DAAAAN!!!!!http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=l2D3-FkoXNU Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 .Note: Has anyone seen the milky bar kid interview he did for comic relief? And also the boxing matches with Peter Kay on? Piss funny...'I've been goaded by a fat damaged man with one lung into a boxing match...'HAHA! Where he makes him cry and says about the milky bars are on me. Makes him wear a hat and he speaks about him being gay etc etc. I laughed so much when I saw that. Classic stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Swales Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'Know what it is? Its those scotch eggs'"It's hotter than the sun, now it could go my way, it could go yours!"“Lynne! I think I've stood on a spike..”<paraphrase>stop getting partridge wrong!<paraphrase/> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Quigley Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 'Know what it is? Its those scotch eggs'"It's hotter than the sun, now it could go my way, it could go yours!"“Lynne! I think I've stood on a spike..”"How long did you put it in for Lynn, It's hotter than the Sun!""I've pierced me foot on a spike"I'm not that anal about it, okay I am. Partridge is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 driving to dundee bare foot with toblerones. lmao.'CRASH!!BANG!!WALLOP!!!WHAT A VIDEO!!'If your not carefull I'll take down your perticulars Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 "TWAT""Goooooaaaaaal" *Spinning Partidge head* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha! The day today! Love it. Ever seen Brasseye? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minitrialer Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha yer one of my mates is slowly introducing me to that, that and the peep show."So you've got bad aids?" Any office fans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mink Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Haha! The day today! Love it. Ever seen Brasseye?'Abso-bloody-exactly''Shit! Did you see that, he must have a foot like a traction engine!''This paedophile has disguised himself as a house.''Genetically, paedophiles have more genes in common with crabs than they do with you and me. Now that is scientific fact. There's no real evidence for it, but it is scientific fact.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao. Day today, legendary telly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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