BONGO Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 lol, forgot about all that shiz! Captain wow there Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
br3n Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 That is the quote of a homosexual!she really is sooo rough Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squince Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 Yerrr wo minttt, i agree though, donna, f**k that shitt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 partridge versus two pints . . . No compotition is there? Partridge ***?ITS A JOKE KNIFE LYNE!!! A JOKE KNIFE!!!Haha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 No compotition is there? Partridge ***?ITS A JOKE KNIFE LYNE!!! A JOKE KNIFE!!!Haha.LMFAO!!! was that a snub nosed uzi?? yes i think it was! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 LMFAO!!!!when he lives in the hotel...'LYNE!! GET BACK IN THE LIFT!!! LYNE!!!'Lmao. best comedy ever made."You do know it's not possible for me to actually draw a chalk penis on my back don't you?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 16, 2008 Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 you daft racist, really is the best Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 16, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 16, 2008 hahahaha. i'm watching it in my head as i read these!!"...BYE." How can one word be so funny!!"Who are Wings?""They're only the band The Beatles could have been""I love The Beatles""Yeah, so do I"."What's your favourite Beatles album, then?""Tough one..I think I'd have to say..."The Best of The Beatles".I'm laughing my gammy leg off here! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 don't laugh bongo you've got minor womens whiplash ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao.'Ahh iwhy do people who drive focus's go toa pump on the nearside rearwhen its on the offside.... And look! hes trying to make it reach round...Ohh he's done it' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omgnoseat Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I find Donna really really reall really unnactractive.Are the women in England really that bad that one finds Donna hot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomm Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 I don't like two pints at all, don't find it funny in the slightest. So I was pleasantly surprised to see that this topic has turned into an Alan Partridge quote fest."Lynn, you're laughing about weather""Nothing comes into this caravan without a kite mark"And in your best geordie (Michael) voice: "Y'ave never 'ah a cup ah beans?"Gold Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure"". Straight away you've got them by the jaffas!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 And in your best geordie (Michael) voice: "Y'ave never 'ah a cup ah beans?"Gold Lmao. Can't believe we have missed THE best line from Partridge.SMELL MY CHEESE YOU MOTHER!Cook Pass Babtridge? lmfao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BONGO Posted January 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 john a bit slow on the uptake there. I don't know what he had for breakfast... presumably an infected spinal colomn in a bap! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Do you like me sex wise?Yeaah....I'M BATMAN!!!lmao.I know a cracking owl sanctuare.Long live coogan!!!!LMAO!!!! The twelve inch dinner plate at the buffet. hahahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caleb Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Partridge is a comedy king, we basically spend every weekend doing quotes, on another note my mate got a Citroen zx a few months back, proper shitter for £65 off a mates mum and where going to spray the "cock piss babtridge" on the side when his insurance is up, ill get pictures in a few months.I'm an arsonist, with a big box of matches - please let me in so I can set fire to your staff. . . Unbelievable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom Booth Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Lmao! Right. Enough of the spam.http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....howtopic=112118 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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