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hahahaha. i'm watching it in my head as i read these!!

"...BYE." How can one word be so funny!!

"Who are Wings?"

"They're only the band The Beatles could have been"

"I love The Beatles"

"Yeah, so do I".

"What's your favourite Beatles album, then?"

"Tough one..I think I'd have to say..."The Best of The Beatles".

I'm laughing my gammy leg off here!

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I don't like two pints at all, don't find it funny in the slightest. So I was pleasantly surprised to see that this topic has turned into an Alan Partridge quote fest.

"Lynn, you're laughing about weather"

"Nothing comes into this caravan without a kite mark"

And in your best geordie (Michael) voice: "Y'ave never 'ah a cup ah beans?"

Gold :lol:

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Quick tip for yourself: if you're ever doing an after-dinner speech, you say "My Lords, Ladies and Gentlemen, sorry I'm late, I just popped to the toilet. And while I was there, I saw some graffiti and it said "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure"". Straight away you've got them by the jaffas!!!

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Partridge is a comedy king, we basically spend every weekend doing quotes, on another note my mate got a Citroen zx a few months back, proper shitter for £65 off a mates mum and where going to spray the "cock piss babtridge" on the side when his insurance is up, ill get pictures in a few months.

I'm an arsonist, with a big box of matches - please let me in so I can set fire to your staff. . . Unbelievable!

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