The Duck Posted January 17, 2008 Report Share Posted January 17, 2008 Got my trousers pulled down on the start of the high jump one sportsday in year 10 i believe. It was freezing cold and I had just ran the 1500m too, so was not up to my usual lengthy standards. Still impressive though.hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiamWood! Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 (edited) This thread is funny as f**k!Cant think of any now, will have a think and post back.Liam Edited February 20, 2008 by mission1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh PWND Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 i took in porn cards in y5 and dropped them everywhere well funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 was playing naughty with lady friend the other day, i was on top of her massaging her and i needed to fart so bad i was shakin holding it in, she said why are u shaking i said, cos my leg hurts (lol) so i carried on then all of a sudden it came out as MASSIVE long squeak cos my arse was tensed to much, and it f**king stunk, needless to say i runined the momentso i tried again and the same thing happen and again it f**king stunki eventually got around to actually having sex, then did it again lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 lollet small, harmless ones out frequently then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 it built up to much lol.and i cant shit in her bog cos its crap, and every single tim i do it i block it my toilet can take like a massive shit and a whole bog role with out blocking Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 if that happened i would laugh soo hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fishy Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Possibly my biggest one to date. Was at a mates, and he's proper homophobic, we were just about to go out and he started moaning, so I flopped my cock out and started helicoptering in his face, he started laughing/getting worried shouting shit when his mum walks in. Just imagine it, me helicoptering my cock near his face and his mums face, now his whole family think I'm a bender... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Haz Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 That's amazing! :bow: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clownbike Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 As i'm trying to avoid revision i'll share a recent one.It was a few weeks ago, I went out with an old friend who had her sister down. My friend told me that her sister liked the look of me, so i tarted myself up and went for a drink with them. When i got to the union, there were 7 girls. I felt a lil overwhelmed, but thought go for it boy! So i busted my moves on a few and they were all competing for my attention. They got my playing touch cup and i didn't keep an eye on the amount I was drinking, so I just kept going. I figured i had the best chance with my mates sis so focuesed my drunk attention on her. In the end myself my mate and her sis go looking for a club, but as it was late none were open, so the three of us go back to my mates place. We're sitting down and i'm making cheeky eye contact with her then...uh ohhh......i convulsed.....sick came up and i swallowed it......and again.....and again. They both look at me and i blurted out "I GOT THE BURPS", then......sick came up again, but i had my mouth open....it dribbled and i rushed to the toilet, i was sick everywhere! Went back into the livingroom sat down, picked up my phone and pretended to talk to my housemate who needed picking up. The girl i was cracking onto was cracking up in the kitchen, literally on the floor.....I felt stupid and just wanted to leave.So as i was leaving the building i couldn't find my way out.....i was still feeling so sick. More sick came up and i threw up outside somebody's apartment and then all over the floor and their door. I was so drunk i just left it.The next day my mate asks me if i was sick on the way out as somone complained and sent letters to every apartment saying this is not tollerated.I felt bad and surprisingly i never got with my mates sis.....maybe next time!Neil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anzo Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Ahhh, unluckly there mate!I did a similar thing when I was about 15, downing bottles of cider. Finally got with a girl I'd fancied for ages and then had to run downstairs (from the loft, down the stairs, through the bedrooms, down the second stairs and into the toilet) and threw up for about 5 minutes...I crawled back up the stairs completely pissed out my face and said....drumroll...'Yea...I just threw up...I've still got chunks in my mouth and I can chew it'.Understandably she laughed her head off and I got laid; was with her for a very long time after that. Still joke about it when I see her now.What can I say? The girl aint fussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
python_man Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 this thread is awesome gonna keep checking back will prob think of an embarrasing moment soonnick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonny Clarke Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Trousers pulled down in front of the whole maths class, they werent all paying attention though, i hope.Bollocks out and everything. The kid who did it now has rurmors going around that he tossed someone of so im not complaining Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Si-man Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Let out a proper mint fart at Jays, only to realise I had practically shat myself haha.Thank f**k I was next to the bathroom. Well bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skoze Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 Let out a proper mint fart at Jays, only to realise I had practically shat myself haha.Damn you! My corner yogurt so nearly came out of my nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 sat with the very new wife yesterday, and laughed and farted on her lolkissed her and like breated and coverd her in snot.found out today my ex's rents heard pretty much every detail of our last session.including........................"stop trying to finger my arse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
higgzGU! Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 If you think any of your bird poo storys are embarassing hear this oneto set the scene *Fire drill, so all 1000+ people of my school out on the field fresh outta break, so the birds are still around poncing all the left chrisps*Sophie looked up at the birds...... all over her face...... and she wasnt allowed to go back inside the school till she got dismissed hahahahaAnd just to note, in this situations tissues dont help.... genrally goes more "smeary" ahahaha bad times!hi there,haha yeah ino this is'nt me but it will make you laugh same kinda story as above but it was a break time and as you can imagine all the seagulls about and one of my mates throughs up a minstrel to try and catch it in his mouth but instead eh well the bird poo'd in his mouth it was the funniest thing in my life and it was only yesterday haha.Craig Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
N.Wood Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I'm generally pretty good, think my worst was when I was in France downhilling, these blokes followed us down the hill and one of them asked the other 'where we off to next then?' and i thought he was talking to me so said 'ah i dunno, might go to the pub' and no one said anything, it was silent 'cos it was in the middle of a mountain and they just went 'ok then' and left after a minute or so silence.I was also sick on a girl i fancied leg in a pool club. But I'm still going out with her 1.5ish years on Oh and I was sick in the shape of a Nike tick in some girls front room when about 40 people were in there watching Family Guy. Then was sick on her wall, and her Mercedes. But I don't really care about that one, I had a laugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fixed Pants™ Posted May 21, 2008 Report Share Posted May 21, 2008 I was also sick on a girl i fancied leg in a pool club. But I'm still going out with her 1.5ish years on Oh so that's how you manage to pull all them fitties in the Railway? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgieporgie Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I had a pretty embarassing moment at centerparks a few months ago. I was bored so i went out on the bmx to a speedbump neer the main pool complex, Loads of people all around. I was showing off a bit with all the 180s and x-ups and had my jeans reall low. So of course they fell right down and went into my back wheel, stoped me dead and i flew right over the bars. So i was stuck with trousers down, bmx on top of me infront of about 70 people. I just sat there for about a minute, but it felt like an hour. Bad times. But its just funny now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonMack Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 sat with the very new wife yesterday, and laughed and farted on her lol kissed her and like breated and coverd her in snot. found out today my ex's rents heard pretty much every detail of our last session. including........................ "stop trying to finger my arse" She trying to finger yours or you trying to finger hers? Either way, stop being so uptight!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z o o !! Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 I coughed in Tesco and let out a massive loud fart at the same time. Stood silently in the queue for another 5 minutes - felt like 5 hours. i actualy lol'ed A boy in my schoool shat him self in break once and trying to redeeem the shame he chased after people lmao. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
txt2007 Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 My shared embarrassed moment with my dad, my little sister decided to paint my dads nails pink and do his makeup for him so obviously he looked like a transvestite clown and then he fell down the stairs the ambulance came and there he was lying across the stairs in a rather sexual position so the ambulance guy thinks its a joke but now 2 years on and an operation later my sis still doesn't get pocket money and no-one ever talks about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Nick Riviera Posted May 22, 2008 Report Share Posted May 22, 2008 my sis still doesn't get pocket money and no-one ever talks about it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Z o o !! Posted May 23, 2008 Report Share Posted May 23, 2008 Ha, was out riding was and we riding on this small wall messing about these two fit girls came and sat down fairly close to us, i didnt have a clue who they were but i wasnt to now that my friend behind me did, we were all sat on our bikes saving from falling off and mking our sleves look a twat, anyway i thought one of the lass's had been looking at me, she turns around andd said 'alright', i replied, 'alright how are you', she then sais 'where were you last night? i didnt have a cluewhat the f**k she was on about i then realised she had been talking to theperson behind me, i went red a a betroot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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